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A quiet florist shop, a happy florist, a talking plant. That's the setup this week. This is no ordinary talking plant though, this is a revolutionary talking plant and before long Patty is busy taking what the plant has taught her and organizing her community into toppling the local HOA. This step is vital for the community, but as they work to end the tyranny of a power mad HOA President, a new t...

Doctor Worm is part of a team of scientist about to enjoy a moment of solar eclipse based fun, but there's a diabolical plot afoot. To impress Dr. Work, Dr. Bird is going to stop the moon in its tracks and forever block out the sun. Not to be outdone, Dr. Byrd is going to impress Dr. Worm by once again freeing the sun! The love triangle could not have become dramatic at a worse time as the eternal...

This week, Merrimack Thornwhistle has to launch a new product but the pitch deck isn't ready! Will Merrimack and the team be able to pull together the perfect presentation that will make investors and consumers flock to WombatBox.com or will they be thwarted by the possessed mannequins that line their ramshackle office? Listen now to find out! And this weekend, come check out our substack at whash...

This week a local newspaper journalist tries to make nice with a group of strangers while locked inside a convenience store. As always happens in this situation, things spiral out of control and before long a moon-based enemy is discovered.  Thanks for listening!

Pauly Wally is all set to judge the final trials of the wizard apprenticeship when disaster strikes! Now stuck in the very catacombs he set up to test the newbie wizards, Pauly must survive the trials himself and make it out of the catacombs alive. Thanks for listening!

The crew of Dragon's Rebellion is on a hunt for a new planet to host their crops when they encounter an old foe with a new dastardly plot. The enemy ship Space Wizard is going to bring about the end of the world if Dragon's Rebellion faulters. Will they provide the warning in time? Find out now! Thanks for listening! Come check out our substack at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com

This week, Estes visits everyone's favorite background noise Antiques Roadshow and learns that their soap dish holds a great secret. Soon, Estes is racing a group of evil immortal vice presidents to reach the top of the tallest mountain peak in all the land to clone President Taft.  It's the President's Day special we all needed. Thanks for listening! Come check out our substack at whashpod.s...

Ulysses U. Umpire is about to learn the shocking truth of the utopian nightmare-scape that makes up his reality; everything is controlled by the fish humans wear around their necks day in and day out. With the help of a sidekick named Al and a psychic dolphin who leads a sewer-based cell of warrior sea-tortoises, Ulysses will go on an odyssey of rebellion and recklessness. Thanks for listening! Fo...

This week, aging punk Giles Weeks goes on a quest to assemble an artifact that will stop the end of the world. Through broken down station wagons and a reel-to-reel in the back of Blockbuster the drummer works at, Giles gets the band back together for one last tour. A tour…of destiny. Check out our weekly Substack over at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com for lots of fun stuff about writing, weird hist...

Maggie is an expert on a very specific sort of lizard; dragons. When a dragon takes up residence atop one of the town's special towers she is called to action! Defeating the dragon may prove to be easy part though as she quickly has to become the mentor to a cast of would be heroes. THanks for listening! Come check out the podcast's substack for weekly fun over at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com

When there's trouble, there's only one group of heroes needed to save the day. The Hero Consortium has had many battles, but today as Dr. Cyborgnick lets loose an army of laser bots upon the city the team is faced with a bit of a power shake up. WIll they overcome the change and defeat the villain before bed time? Listen now to find out! Check out our Substack at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com for a...

This week, Reed Wright has a carpool story to top all other carpool stories.  Check out the podcast's Substack! Http://whashpod.substack.com Thanks for listening!

This week, Murphy Sorboro is out to solve a murder of a friend. As an enforcer for the local Alligator Gang, it's his duty to shake down the rival Cone of Shame Gang for answers. Tensions mount and the two factions decide the best way to avoid all-out war is a billiards match. What could go wrong? Come check out the podcast's substack at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com for some extra fun stuff! Thank...

Sad Tony is taking a new short cut home from work when he overhears his name said aloud by a group of occultists.  Things get weird from there.  Come check out our substack at whashpod.substack.com for lots of stuff on writing, games, funny, and plenty of musical interludes. Thanks for listening! 

Jersey is a club DJ and custodian out to figure out who murdered his friend. When all the clues point to a Swing Set Club Secret Santa event, it's time to investigate. But to get in, he'll have to fake a relationship and convince the swing set club participants that not only can he go over the top bar, but he can find out who among them is the culprit. Thanks for listening! Check out whashpod.subs...

This week, Walt is up for a big promotion but his boss says that to secure the job Walt will have to work with his greatest office rival, Frank. Walt wants the promotion just a little more than he dislikes Frank, so the deal is made. Walt and Frank get to work on organizing the greatest office holiday party the company has ever seen! Will the two overcome their differences to embrace the holiday s...

The holidays are here and Tuesday McLane wants for nothing more than to be someone else. After making a wish on a slowly passing comet, the desire to be someone else is realized! Tuesday awakes to find himself captain of a yacht full of passengers who help him realize just how good things really are. Then some pirates show up! Listen now to see how the full story shapes out. Thanks for listening!...

Tina is on her way home for the holidays, but a brief layover in a small town turns into a much grander adventure. The snow is piling up and the mystery is deepening as Tina bonds with local curious person Sarah. The two team up to figure out who keeps stealing decorations from all over town. With the help of a plucky young sidekick and a town full of holiday cheer, the team works to try to save t...

In the cozy inn Gargoyle Collaboration, the manic pixie manager knows how to add some magic to the space to make sure all the guests get exactly what they need from their visit. When M&A deal maker Blake Thunderstone comes to town to make sure big city business gains control over Amber Lightningblock's small business, things get a bit snowy as the two, along with a cast of crazy characters at...

Sandie is just like every other adult on the planet; constantly tired. When the old college roommate Ruby comes into town, that tiredness doesn't stop the old roomie from trying to break Sandie out of the routine and into a crazy night of fun and adventure! Will Sandie agree to once again play the songs of Death Cult of Uke? Will there be enough boxed wine for the show? Will Ruby ever leave? Liste...

There's nothing quite like being a small town's letter carrier, especially when the secretive military base in said small town unleashes an unknown, unseen problem on the locals. In such times of need, Grant Boxman is available to save the day one bit of junk mail at a time. Thanks for listening! We've launched a free Substack full of thoughts on the writing process, the music we reference, and ev...

This week we head to space! Renegades are about to take over Space Station Houston, but they didn't count on Ben Hensen to be on board! What terrible fate awaits the pirates? Listen now to find out! After listening, come on over and sign up for the podcast's Substack! HTTP://whashpod.substack.com for a weekly email full of more comedy and story creation stuff. It's fun! Really! Thanks for listenin...

Alfie finds a strange and wonderous item at a garage sale. After battling away competing buyers, he finds himself battling against an evil king for the future of a land he knows nothing of. We're doing a substack! Come subscribe over here for the video version, a bunch of reading, content recs from the players and more > https://whashpod.substack.com/  All at zero cost. Once a week post co...

Halloween is upon us and with it a new spooky tale! Spooky! Ooo ahhh! This week Raven Morningstar gets into the spirit of Halloween the same way any trio of ravens in a trenchcoat does; kidnap isolated trick-or-treaters and turn them into chipmunks. The plot gets away for a moment, but it does come back around. Really. Honestly. Listen to find out. No issues here at all. Nope. Notta.  Thanks...

The ski lodge is almost open so Misty and the other instructors decide that now, under a full moon as Halloween approaches, is the perfect time to check out the local haunted ground called the Cavern of Fears. What could go wrong? Thanks for listening!