We Have a Situation Here

This week, the players are the characters! Four characters, unique items, story elements decided by dice rolls and good intentions. The players try to figure out how to deal with a dinosaur ghost terrorizing the city!

Chance Winslow entered a gardening contest. Chance Winslow has never gardened before in his life. With the help a wise, friendly salamander (and subterfuge) will Chance win the county fair's biggest beet competition? Listen now to find out! Thanks for listening! Come back a fun Solo TTRPG kickstarter right here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stickfiguremelee/from-the-town-records-of-sha...

Rock Wiler is Earth's Rock Wiler Prime, the strongest of all Rock Wilers, and this title of essentially makes him Earth's Thane. And being Earth's Thane attracts unwanted attention more often than not. Thanks for listening!

Big Hank is from a town with a beloved, boring, and not often discussed tradition: Toad Pyramid. The event takes place on his very yard and he gets immense benefit from the toad-pyramid's impact on his mushroom-growing setup. All was well until this year. This year... something changed. Thanks for listening!

Earl Murl is taking a bus tour of haunted attractions, but the whole bus is pretty sure Mothman keeps showing up in the background of their destinations. Weird. Thanks for listening!

Negotiations are not going well between the reptiles and rodents. Things could escalate quickly if AyeAye the Lemur Lawyer can't figure out how to save the day and bring Rodney the Rat and Sandy the Snake to the table. Thanks for listening!

Oswald Creme has a cursed 19th-century mirror in their house. When cursed 19th century neighbors show up, something has to change and fast. Thanks for listening!

Melba has a fondness for breaking into abandoned buildings, collecting doorknobs and magents, and then heading home for a quiet evening. When Melba's talent with doorknob disarmament gets noticed by a local heist team, she's asked to help take down an evil Duke with nefarious plans of his own. Thanks for listening!

Rico Time runs an artisanal gravel business of all things. When orders start appearing for special gravel from specific coordinates, sent via origami frogs, he becomes a bit of a tomb raider of sorts. The accidental tomb raiding draws the attention of an actual tomb raider, and before long the two come face to face with an enemy they never expected. Thanks for listening!

Kurt Trouble is an instrumental figure in his backyard wrestling league. When a mysterious fog rolls in, he the amateur wrestlers around him come face to face with what they assumed was only legend. But this legend is real. Thanks for listening!

Wallaby works for a plumber. An evil plumber. An evil plumber out to destroy the local hero who uses the power of friendship to level entire city blocks during encounters with villains. It's a messy situation. Thanks for listening!

Loxley lives a whimsical life with four roommates and an indie coffee shop. The whimsy goes into high gear when Roommate 3 shares that a portal in the apartment is about to open. Thanks for listening!

Stoni makes minis, packs luggage, and turns time backward 5 seconds everytime he sneezes. Thanks for listening!

Bingo eats at the local diner almost every day. Hashbrowns, fries, patty melts, and the soothing sounds of the old jukebox keep him coming back. When the jukebox starts predicting the future though, he may never be able to get away. Thanks for listening!

Pockets Malone lives in a small town with big secrets, but the most pressing issue today - one foretold in Pockets' own horoscope article - is the sudden failure of almost every clock in town. The only working clock? The Grandfathers Clock at the center of town. That's meant to be plural. Thanks for listening!

Harvey Moonboot keeps origami frogs of unknown origins taped to the pigs on his farm. It's weird, even for Harvey. When his elderly neighbor, Mr. Hogsworth, discovers secret messages inside the frogs the adventure of a lifetime truly begins! Thanks for listening!

Pip Carmichael, ghostwriter and fax machine enthusiast, is sent on a special mission to stop whoever, or whatever, just hacked the moon. Thanks for listening!

This week, J.P. Pockets loves to cook and search lost and founds. His usual routine sees a daily creation of butter noodles from absolute scratch and a bit of video gaming. When the video game of choice starts to incorporate J.P.'s own memories, though, all routines are thrown for a loop. And then Sasquatch shows up. Thanks for listening!

This week, Tad hears the plants gossiping. Thanks for listening!

A mug and a title. That's all Gym was after. But Buzz O'Hara, IT professional and possibly three pelicans in a trenchcoat, is standing between Gym and the mug.

Sable Moonshine is a bartender at the coolest bar in town and things only get cooler when their pet goldfish presents an investment opportunity that would be ludicrous to pass on! Thanks for listening!

This week we roll out our 300th totally new and unique episode! New cover art! New story! New Player 5? No not that one. This week Knuckles Merriweather learns their fate and faces off against a well known rival to settle a debate once and for all. Thanks for listening! Here's to 300 more!

This week, we're back to story improv! Bram Butterbean is working a shift at the coffee shop when a cup of coffee zaps a customer out of time and place! The shop's Regular helps the crew understand what happens when the Time Travel Special is consumed and helps them understand their destiny. Thanks for listening!

The dungeon crawl continues as we find the heroes in a collapsing room, battling against another wanderer who really, really doesn't like the trio. Thanks for listening!

Adjustments to the rules, but no adjustments to attitudes! Part two of our dungeon crawl sees the players' limits tested against demons, skeletons, and brick walls! Thanks for listening!