We Hate Movies

You are currently listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Spider-Man 2 (2004). If you want to catch the whole conversation, click through here and sign up for our Patreon! “Folks, we’re gonna talk about the pizza here for a while…” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza has us chatting about one of the best comic book movies of all tim...

This episode was originally released as an episode of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus on December 29, 2020  “I love how he says ‘Black Hole’ in this movie” - Eric on Elder Spock On this special WHM Vault Unlock, we’re adding some Star Trek to the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-we-remembered 2009 reboot, Star Trek. Were the lens flares real...

On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the next chapter in James Gunn's DC Universe, Supergirl, the final entry in the Jackass film legacy, Jackass: Best and Last, the fifth outing with our toy friends from the '90s in Toy Story 5, and the dreadful slop that is Citizen Vigilante ! PLUS: A quick round-up of three recent-ish true crime titles! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer a...

“This divorce has less than two hours to live!” - Andrew on the script repairing DJ’s broken home On this episode, we’re chatting about the Dwayne Johnson/Paul Giamatti disaster joint, San Andreas ! Is this outrageous geological event possible? Should DJ’s character take that helicopter for personal use? Does this film have one of the highest on-screen NPC death counts of any non-alien disaster fi...

“We’re all Minions!” - Chris On this week’s show, we welcome back our buds and Animation Experts, Talking Simpsons’ Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to help us chat about our little yellow guys’ first solo outing, Minions ! How did these little guys come to exist before humanity? What were the Minions up to between 1933 and 1945? Why did we need to hear all these insufferable needle drops? Why couldn’...

On this edition of OSL, we're reviewing the new one from Steven Spielberg, Disclosure Day , the fun toy-factory re-boot no one seemed to care about, Masters of the Universe , and the awesome Nic Cage-starring Spider-Man riff, Spider-Noir ! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV, the world's largest and most bad-ass Star Trek convention, to celebrate 60 yea...

“He makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro“ - Eric On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the totally insane Chuck Norris-partnered-with-a-dog movie, Top Dog !   How is this dog still alive with all the doughnuts this old man is feeding him? Has there ever been a less-convincing hangover performance than what we see at the start of this movie? Wait, this dog was shot five times in the lin...

“[Ryan] Gosling ate this dude’s lunch” - Andrew, on Justin Chatwin   On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza keeps the Spielberg chatter going from last week with a hilarious talk about his 2005 sci-fi adaptation, War of the Worlds !   Couldn’t we have had some puppet aliens instead of those CGI guys? How fantastic is Tim Robbins playing this basement-dwelling lunatic? Should t...

This is an extended preview clip of our massive WLM episode on Minority Report! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon. Instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive commercial-free content you can't get anywhere else! “I love the setup, I love the whole idea of the wrong man here...” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re getti...

On our return to the air, we're reviewing the latest Star Wars product drop, The Mandalorian and Grogu, the final season of The Boys, Kane Parsons' indie horror sensation, Backrooms, and a sleepy Kiefer Sutherland Secret Movie™️! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV to celebrate 60 years of Star Trek and 10 years of The Nexus! We’ll be at the convention...

“I feel like I could smell it through the TV” - Eric on Gwildor This week on the program, we’re kicking off the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by talking about the toy/cartoon adaptation that was anything but a blockbuster, 1987’s Masters of the Universe ! Could this Billy Barty character have been designed to look any more disgusting? Why did they insist on dragging James Tolkan through alm...

“Kylo Ren meeting Palpatine should be a big deal!” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away once again to chat about the Star Wars film that flew the franchise into the mountain, The Rise of Skywalker ! Is this movie the best argument ever for why studios should never listen to the Internet? Has Richard E. Grant’s grand talent ever been more wasted than this rol...

“This movie has seen Scream … and Scream 2 ” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the fun-enough satirical slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut !   Why didn’t they think to have any classroom scenes in this film school-set movie? How hilarious is the kidney-bathtub sequence that’s completely on an island from the rest of the film? What kind of funding does this film school hav...

“Richard Gere is too handsome to fight with a helmet on!” - Andrew   On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the super-sexy, Arthurian blockbuster, First Knight ! How incredible and unsettling is Gere’s wig? Why is every character in this movie way too clean? Did Malagant’s broke down palace have an actual bottomless pit? How great is Ben Cross in this movie? And do these Knights of the Roundtab...

“I think the first time I watched it, I kept expecting Meryl Streep to be the Devil!” - Steve On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back Chelsea Jupin to chat about the totally enjoyable, perfect-to-watch-on-an-airplane sensation, The Devil Wears Prada !     Just on the heels of the sequel releasing, we look back at the film that paved the way for the next act of Meryl’s career, features one o...

This is an extended preview of our over 2 1/2-hour We ❤️ Movies episode on TFA! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows, click through to our Patreon and sign up now! “He's big and hulking and terrifying, but he's also kind of a huge loser..." - Steve on Kylo Ren On this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away to chat about the great,...

“Alex Murphy is made for her pleasure!” - Steve on the new suit design On this week’s show, we bring Remake-ril to a close with a chat about one of the worst Hollywood remakes of all time, RoboCop (2014)!   Why did we need the “slick” new suit design? Why didn’t they bother with any of the TV sitcom stuff like in the ’87? Why did we need to have the wife and son be such larger characters? Was Joel...

“He’s the best part of this movie” - Chris on Dennis Franz On this week’s show, Remake-ril heads to Los Angeles as we chat about the sappy Hollywood remake, City of Angels !   A reimagining of Wim Wenders’ 1987 masterpiece, Wings of Desire, this film features Nicholas Cage as the lovelorn angel… Seth ? How great, truly, is Dennis Franz in this movie? Why couldn’t they have kept Meg’s character a t...

“The idea that you’re gonna put Kilmer and Brando in the same movie and you expect this to go well...” - Steve This week on WHM, Remake-ril boards a plane to fly to a mysterious destination in the South Pacific as the guys chat about one of the most notorious Hollywood disasters of the 1990s, John Frankenheimer’s The Island of Dr. Moreau ! Who on Earth thought it was a good idea to get Brando invo...

“You put Dawn of the Dead, Romero’s, and Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later in the copy machine at the same time…” - Eric on this movie's vibe On this week’s episode Remake-ril kicks off on WHM and we’re chatting about the pretty okay Zack Snyder feature debut, Dawn of the Dead !   A reimagining of George A. Romero's zombified capitalist critique, Snyder brought the franchise into the 21st Century with a...

This is just a ten-ish-minute clip from our super-sized episode on THE DEPARTED! To access the full show, click through here to sign up now! “Martin Sheen pops like a grape!” - Andrew on Captain Queenan’s demise On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, Remake-ril is in full effect as we chat about Martin Scorsese’s Oscar-winning remake, The Departed !   A reimagining of Andrew Lau Wai-Keung & Alan Mak’s...

“Just tell me there’s an alien ship that’s putting time juice in them…” - Eric On this week’s episode, the 2026 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a chat about the Andrew Niccol sci-fi head-scratcher, In Time ! Would this make more sense if they were robots? How about vampires? Should this just have been a vampire movie? Why is everyone in this movie driving a classic car? Should this fi...

“Always love a scroll…” - Steve on the film’s opening text On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month takes us to Direct-to-DVD-Sequel Land as we’re tasked with watching and chatting about a horror sequel absolutely no one was asking for, White Noise 2: The Light !   With Firefly ’s Nathan Fillion and Battlestar Galactica’ s Katie Sackhoff leading this cast, is this movie like the SyFy Channel...

“Rusty Nail is clearly a fan of Looney Tunes” - Steve On a very special We ❤️ Movies, the gang welcomes Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from Radio Silence to chat about the great John Dahl highway thriller, Joy Ride ! How awesome is all the neon lighting in this movie? How great is the cast here, including a never-better Paul Walker? Can we find a theater to book-in a short series on “mote...

“It is an obnoxious way to tell a story…” - Andrew on the film's structure On this week’s show, Listener Request Month 2026 makes the chicken come home to roost as we are finally forced to chat about Troy Duffy’s 1999 dorm-room-poster-movie, The Boondock Saints ! Why in the world did they think this ‘re-cap the crime’ format needed to happen? Why is Rocco’s character name just the real actor’s act...