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Adam and Drew discover they both have eyes for Fiona. Clare's parents discover they both have their eyes on divorce and Eli has his eyes on EVERYTHING because he's a hoarder. Get it? Yeah, not my best work. Oh yeah, Dave tases Wesley.

Declan is back in town and he's not takin' "no" for an answer, Chantay receives her first plotline EVER, and Clare cosplays as Eli's fantasy in order to get her parents fighting about her for a change.

Is Halo the best episode of Degrassi, season 10? Nathaniel and Dom are of the belief it may very well be. Wesley's got a chemically induced hard-on for Anya. Adam's got his heart set on Fiona and Jenna's looking for a new forever ste-daddy for the biscuit she's got baking in her oven.

Allie's set on putting the boiler room incident behind her while Jenna's focused on stardom .

Oh, you know what time it is!

Did Big gay Riley finally manage to find his way out of the closet? Will Nathaniel's love for Bianca continue to plummet as she leans more into her bad girl persona? Will Fiona be able to make a diet of strictly champagne from a water bottle to sustain her? Find the answers to all these questions and more on the latest Degrassi Commentary of Wasteland High!

Big gay Riley is still fumbling to find his way out of the closet, Eli confesses to being a murderer and Wesley has his sights set on Anya

The energy on this podcast is all over the place! Dom's doing a cowboy thing, for some reason. Nathaniel's recording from the inside of a port-a-potty at an R&B festival. Meanwhile in Degrassi, Jenna's fighting to live her dreams while ignoring her reality.

We get a look into Adam's world. Anya searches for answers from her mother, while Dave does some nut-ass shit in order to get Ms. Oh to like him.

Dom reveals a silly dating superstition. The boys debate whether or not they're on board with the new Savy J ship, but definitely agree that they're 100% against Sav's drip.

Holly J decides she's an independent woman who don't need no man. Eli is playing 4-D chess while Fitz is playing Chutes and Ladders. Dave, Wesley, and Conner become Degrassi's newest musical sensation. Sorta.

The Wasteland High boys can't really wrap their heads around a majority of the storylines in this week's episodes. Towards the end of the podcast Nathaniel spots Jenna dipping her banana in ranch dressing but has no idea as to why, and has a visceral reaction.

Is season 10 secretly about the students discovering their kinks? Probably not, but we're not ruling it out.

If you're having girl problems I'd normally feel bad for you son, but we had to watch a Riley episode this week, so maybe have some sympathy for us?

I'd like to make one thing perfectly clear, this has all been in service of soft launching Wasteland Vine-cast. Sorry you had to find out this way, sweaty ; *

Have you ever wondered what a podcast doing commentary tracks for episodes of Degrassi season 10 would sound like? Well, stop reading this synopsis, press play and enjoy the cacophony of absurdity as we dip into the Boiling Point.

I've been patiently waiting to witness Nathaniel's reaction to the Spemma nuptials and he did not disappoint. Listen along as we get lost on the mean streets of the Big Apple with Jane, Holly J and the rest of the gang. Stay tuned after the commentary for Nathaniel's season 9 rankings as well as his live reaction to the iconic season 10 promo music video, Shark in the Water.

So, we didn't mess up... But the long and short of it is our audio for the remainder of season 8 and *most* of season 9 is completely unusable which both blows and sucks. Please accept this episode, where I proctor Nathaniel on two Degrassi quizzes to test his knowledge on seasons 8 and 9, as an apology

Dom regails Nathaniel with tales of his new favorite trash tv show. Nathaniel has an issue with K.C.'s nostrils. The Wasteland! High boys are introduced to BLAZE and Nathaniel opens our third eye about the world of diabetes. Mia attempts to destroy the United Nations.

We now welcome you back to your irregularly scheduled Degrassi commentary podcast.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! We recorded a number of commentary tracks for episodes 7 through 12 of season 8 and somehow, the podcasting gods deemed that audio to be "Too Erotic"? So, we were forced to do this half-assed summation of a bunch of episodes we didn't really enjoy. Feel free to skip this one.

Mia doesn't understand why Peter and Riley are spending so much time together and Riley doesn't understand why he feels the way he does when he and Peter hang out. Clare discovers sex toys. Dom and Nathaniel  reminisce about touchstone moments in their childhood that takes place at a gas station. Sav and Alli are at odds over their warring libidos. Oh yeah, there's a college subplot.

Excuse the audio quality. Dom decided to record from the inside of a submarine. Jane's got dreams of becoming Degrassi's first female football player, Darcy dreams of Kenya and Derek fulfills his lifelong dream of kicking a woman in the ribs. Oh yeah, Liberty deals with being treated as a token for the sorority she's rushing and hands a stranger her panties.

Mia's an overnight success as Canada's new teen model! Degrassi's got a new principal who Nathaniel believes is Dr. Carlisle Cullen from Twilight. We're introduced to the new grade 9's and are forced to suffer through a new array of college plots now that Emma, Manny and Liberty are exploring higher learning.