Twoleg Talks

We're back, folks! Twoleg Talks Season 2 kicks into full gear as Gaynor and Emma descend into the first half of Midnight, the first book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include a loving return to the podcast, the corporate structure of StarClan, generational trauma- but make it feral cats, and setting sail into the CW-style teen drama bullshit of this second generation.

What's this? A mini episode posted after months of separation? I wonder why.... Join Gaynor and Emma in this very special mini episode of Twoleg Talks as they determine their feline superpowers with the official warriorcats.com "What Power Would StarClan Grant You?" test. Topics include the Warriors amulet arc, the Rick and Morty of classic literature, the inherent anti-capitalist praxis of climbi...

Welcome, dear listeners, to the true finale of Twoleg Talks. Gaynor and Emma step onto the battlefield of the second half of The Darkest Hour, Book 6 of the Warriors series. Topics include the power difference between lawful and chaotic evil, the Christian allegory of Firestar's journey, the true lesson taught by the final battle, and the strengths and quirks of our new favorite character, teeny t...

That's right, listeners; after an unexpected hiatus, Twoleg Talks is back for their 2-part season finale!  Gaynor and Emma slip into the shadows of Book 6 of the Warriors series, The Darkest Hour. Topics include the reconstruction of ThunderClan, the actual real magic of StarClan, the horrible smell of fascism, and finally responding to longtime listener and Twoleg Talks' #1 fan: Homophobe John. 

Gaynor and Emma continue their lark down Book 5 of the Warriors series, A Dangerous Path. Topics include Cloudtail/Brightheart couple goals, the deception of Darkstripe vs. the redemption of Longtail, the role of StarClan in the lives of cats, the final moments of Bluestar's story, and Tigerstar's 24/7 fascism grind. 

Gaynor and Emma take a lovely stroll down the first half of A Dangerous Path, Book 5 of the Warriors series. Topics include the duties of a guard dog, Fireheart's overly complicated relationship triangles, the realities of extremely convenient omens, and the definitely real background story of Twoleg arsonists and murderers around the forest territories.  

That's right, folks at home! It's time for everyone's favorite quiz show: The Twoleg Test! In this episode Gaynor quizzes a quickly infuriated Emma on ridiculous and obscure Warriors lore, including the BFFs of BloodClan, the least creative Clans, and quotes that are either from a fictional villainous cat fascist or Ayn Rand.  *Sound Warning: This episode includes sudden and often loud sound effec...

Gaynor and Emma plunge back into the second half of Rising Storm, Book 4 of the Warriors series. Topics include the lack of protections for apprentices, strained relationships with StarClan, the life and death of Yellowfang, and finally addressing the local human teenagers who are definitely watching this whole plot go down. 

Gaynor and Emma descend into the wave of anxiety that is the first half of Book 4 of the Warriors series, Rising Storm. Topics include Cloudpaw and Bluestar's punishment of Fireheart, why we should all thank StarClan for Cinderpelt, the ever-growing threat of catscism (cat fascism), and perhaps the most important Twoleg Talks question yet: is Fireheart a fuccboi?

Gaynor and Emma explore the second half of Book 3 of the Warriors series, Forest of Secrets. Topics include Longtail's path towards and away from fascism, Cinderpelt and the life of a medicine cat, Bluestar's cracking psyche, and Tigerclaw's up and coming theatrical career.

Gaynor and Emma navigate the first half of Book 3 of the Warriors series, Forest of Secrets. Topics include the significance of upbringing in relationships to the Warrior code, the drama and harm of Oakheart x Bluestar, and the importance of passion in leadership and....intimacy. 

In their first mini episode, Gaynor and Emma take the official warriorcats.com "Which Clan Do You Belong To?" quiz. Topics include the healing nature of commiseration, an honest discussion on honesty, and the ever-present siren song of the majestic whale. 

Gaynor and Emma talk through the second half of Book 2 of the Warriors series, Fire and Ice. Topics include the right and wrong ways of breaking the Warrior code, the otherizing of kittypets, the evolution of Sandstorm, and the many faces of Fireheart's empty head.

Gaynor and Emma dive into Book 2 of the Warriors series, Fire and Ice. Topics include inappropriate promotions within Thunderclan, homoeroticism between Clan cats, the many strange aspects of Graystripe/Silverstream, and the question of whether Spottedleaf is a "manic pixie dream girl". 

Gaynor and Emma discuss the second half of Into the Wild, Book 1 of the Warriors series. Topics include Tigerclaw's cycle of abuse, the undeniable power of himbo king Barley, toxic masculinity within the Clans, and vibing in cat church.

Gaynor and Emma discuss the first half of Book 1 of the Warrior series, Into the Wild. Topics include the morality of the Clan system, the deeply anxious life of Ravenpaw, how nobody has done anything about all these feral cats, and the possible origins of Warriors mythology. 

Gaynor and Emma talk about themselves, their history with the Warriors series, and their hopes for the podcast.