Two Wizards Podcast

Finished with unpacking after an eviction scare, the Two Hobbits Jonesy and Josho, open a mysterious package containing mysterious drinks, tomes and other assorted sundries. But this time its Lovecraftian! Look upon our works ye mighty and despair as we get hammered and read Lovecraft.

On a very special episode Josho and Jonsey receive an eviction notice. The boys pack up their Hobbit hole and remember the better times.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll surely be impressed by how much original content is given in a clip show.

This week we attempt to beat back cabin fever by talking about Humanitie's greatest past time, Fishing. From its humble beginning as a our chief means of survival, to some insane present fish stories, and maybe peppered in with some of our own shenanigans. We also learn a valuable lesson about the evil powers of Hard Seltzer.

This week the boys discuss maybe the greatest thing ever in the history of the modern world, Pokemon! They also kick off their newest challenge. Will they be the very best or will their headaches overpower them? 

It's a fun mix of myth, science, and supernatural as we delve farther than we ever have before when we discuss the wide, vast...deep topic of caves. Featuring Plato's cave, mysterious underground dwellers, and a potential crashed UFO sealed in an ancient cave. 

This week Josho and Jonesy wax lyrical and dip a toe into music. Josho drops a hot cover of an ancient song, we delve into the depths of Oktavists, and as always inspire each other's shenanigans.   

This week Josho and Jonesy  get into some very important Hobbit based topics  sharing their favourite flowers, trees and plants, their top gardening tips, and discuss some mystical plants and their properties, and Jonesy trips nuts as he tries to wrap his head around the magical-maybe-malicious-mushroom.

Get singularly horned up for Hobbity Mayhem (get it?) as Jonesy and Josh venture into antiquity and beyond to discuss the mighty and misunderstood Unicorn, bonus points you get to hear Jonesy struggle with pronunciation.

In possibly the pinnacle of their Hobbitness the Boys discuss their favourite foods, meals, cooking styles and share stories of their greatest food conquests.

This week Josho leads Jonesy down the proverbial Hobbit Hole of Underground Living. And Jonesy gets a little worked up over the Order of things.

Welcome back and Happy New Year dear listeners. This week the lads return to discuss an old favourite, Yokai. 

As the year comes to a close Mark and Josh get together to remember their first season, the highs, the lows, the songs and the back burner projects.  The boys also complete their 12 Drinks of Christmas challenge.

Mark leads Josh into one of his favourite rabbit holes, aliens. This week the boys discuss the Cash Landrum UFO incident. Was it Aliens? Was it the Government? Was it Jesus? Tune in to find out.

This week Mark and Josh discus some Holiday traditions from Greece and Iceland, Mark talks about his experiences with Ambien and the boys continue their 12 Drinks of Christmas Challenge.

This week Mark and Josh attempt to resurrect the tradition of telling scary stories for Christmas! They also begin to undertake a new holiday challenge, the ominous "12 Drinks of Christmas".

This week Mark and Josh channel a deep and powerful magic, Drunk Uncle. The boys break down their memories of this Thanksgiving and those past. Recalling good and bad, and maybe they (Mark) gets just a bit too into character.

This week Josh and Mark dip a toe into the cosmic vastness of our universe. Including the odds of us being murdered by comets, Mark's fear of the Void and Josh's dreams of exploration.

Join Mark and Josh live as they analyze and discuss the culmination of the exciting Presidential race between The Jackalope and The Mothman!

This week Mark and Josh decide to get actually get political. Join us as we discuss and debate what cryptids we would like to see hold a government office. 

Just when you thought it was time to prematurely get horned up for the Christmas season, the boys are here to cast a magical spell of Halloween based, choose your own adventure style spooky goodness. Will Mark recover his coveted spell? Will Josh's mind ever be the same? Only time can tell.

Some said they were mad, others said they were masochistic but the Two Wizards have completed their 31 Days of Halloween Challenge. Behold the culmination of the cultivation of spooky!

Together in their tower, Josh and Mark undertake an especially dark magic for this spooky season. H. P. Lovecraft stories and Four Loko. Will our heroes survive? And what will be left of their sanity?

This week Josh and Mark discuss our own modern mythology by dipping a toe in to Urban Legends. We even get into a bit of the local sauce from Colorado and Ohio. Maybe you have heard some of them...or maybe it was just a myth. 

It's week two of our Halloween Challenge, it hasn't beaten us yet...but Mark might not make it out sane.

This week Josh and Mark discuss the world of Yokai, spirits of Japanese folklore.  Buckle up guys this one gets a little weird.