Two Wizards Podcast

This week Josh and Mark get monumentally silly as they select different Cryptids to perform in Olympic contests. Which beast will represent their adopted nation? Is it cheating if you span the entire length of a swimming pool? Does beer pong qualify as a sport? The answers to theses questions and more can be found in this gold medal episode of the Two Wizards Podcast.

In this very special episode Mark and Josh celebrate their one year birthday-versary, by examining the Sophocles' poem the Ode to Man. Join them as they laugh, cry, and get horned up for all the mayhem that humanity has accomplished, the good, the bad and the horrifying...and a bunch of insane sports record.  Polla ta Deina!

This week the Boys loosen their robes to discus the Fallout videogame franchise, covering installations 3, New Vegas, and 4. 

Just when you thought it was safe to go wander around the woods at night. The Two Wizards are back discussing one of their favorite topics, Yokai!

The stars are right, our 40s are cold and our Necronomicons are at the ready. Join us this week as we read H. P. Lovecraft's "The Call for Cthulhu".   (artwork by Mark Jones)  

This week Mark and Josh go on the hunt for the mysterious, Beast of Bladenboro, a bizarre mixture of cat, dog, vampire, and 70's summer block buster, and a solid case for Occam's Razor. What will the Boys discover as they discuss this terrifying cryptid? If nothing else they make their giggliest episode.

This week the Boys, led by Josh discuss arguably the greatest thing of any thing ever, beer, and more specifically homebrewing.  Including its ancient origins, a list of the worst beers ever, Josh's homebrew tips and a very special announcement. 

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an earnest attempt by two buddies!  This week Josh and Mark embark upon their largest loose robe ever, discussing Super Heroes, from Batman to Invincible to an unifying hatred of one or two certain masked avengers. 

Commentary track for 'The Color Out Of Space' 2019 (currently free on amazon prime)

This week we try something new by watching a movie together and discussing it after.  This episode is our post viewing discussion of The Color Out Of Space (2019). 

This week Mark ventures off the map, or rather to parts unknown as he and Josh delve into triangular terror featuring such horrors as: The Vile Vorticies, The Mexican Zone of Silence and speculative movie scripts!

This week the Boys discuss the greatest threat facing humanity that many people have no idea about, Aquatic Humanoids!  Including such horrors as, the Vodyanoy, Shape Shifting Man-Otters, land squid, and Sea Catholics.

This the Boys discuss arguably the greatest summer past time, grilling, the highs, the lows, and the medium rares. 

This week to Josh and Mark head to the beach and take on the incredibly vast topic of Mermaids. Dive on in as we discuss stories of the ancients, actual historical accounts, and come to find out that all we really are is a bunch of suckers.

This week the boys fall back, regroup, and revisit a few topics they felt needed an update. Including Josh's Brood X Blues, Martian Mushrooms, and a plea to leave Herodotus alone!     Content Warning this may be our angriest, and swearingest episode yet.

This week Josh and Mark loosen their robes and discuss one of the greatest video game franchises of all time, Super Smash Brothers. Mark is wrong several times and the boys come full circle on E-Sports as a competitive exhibition. 

This week Josh and Mark attempt to discuss the wide world of bugs. The Good, the Bad, and the furry toes.  Mark reveals his softer side. Josh discusses the Brood X Cicadas and the boys try out a new catch phrase.  This one gets a little tingly and gross so fair warning.

Josh brings Mark along on a fantastical voyage as the boys discuss travel. Including ancient travel journals, the world's first 'Onion style' blog, Old Hobo travel hacks and some of their own protips for travel. Mark goes planet of the Apes on beers, and the boys collaborate on a new version of an old standard. 

As Summer begins to rear it's ugly head, Mark and Josh decide to strike out into nature and go camping! While in the woods the boys share tales from the Lumberwoods of North America. Frightening tale tales, and some down right dumb legends, as well as an awful amount of alliteration. 

This week its Josh's show as he leads Mark and the listeners along the path of comedy. Join the boys as they share some of the oldest jokes in the world, discuss the first stand up comedian, dip a toe in traditional Japanese comedy, and overall hate on improv.   Are we funny?  That's for the listeners to decide.

This week the Boys are rocking a loose robe as they discuss one of their favourite shows, South Park, The good, the bad and the Imagination Land.

This week Mark get outer worldly when he regales Josh with the mysterious tale of an 1800's, Japanese UFO. The Boys also work shop what is certain to be the new hit show coming to TV this fall, pick at uncovering a global UFO Conspiracy and discuss what it really is that lives on the moon. 

In this exciting conclusion of our first ever two part episode, Mark leads Jos down the insane rabbit hole of man made weather manipulation. Join us as we toe the line of what is fact or fiction as we discuss cloud seeding, insane ideas, and conspiracy theories! This is a weird one dear listeners. 

Spring has sprung, the grass is green, and this week Mark is getting horned up for the horrible mayhem that is the weather. Josh is led down a rabbit hole of "off-putting" as we discus the phenomenon of Animal Rains!

We're Back baby! After bending time, space, reality and the line between good and bad decisions. However, all of this wizardry has left us in a bit of a funk, so we discuss the legendary franchise, the Legend of Zelda. (though its mostly how great Ocarina of Time is).