Two Old Queens

The rich have always fed off the poor. This time it's for real! The cold screams keep on screaming as we head to Beverly Hills to break down SOCIETY with returning guest, actor/comedian, Lucas Hazlett! ("Wrecked," "American Princess") Be Careful What You FOMO! Follow Lucas on Instagram: @lucaszacharyhazlett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Ema...

Welcome to the Witching Hour! For the second of our Five Cold Screams, we're shouting about THE CRAFT! We're a veritable coven this week since we're joining forces with the co-hosts of the YouTube Show/podcast My Bloody Judy: Ian Carlos Crawford (podcast: Slayerfest98) & Zachary Patton-Garcia (YouTube: Adventures of Zack and B)! Follow Ian on Twitter and Instagram: @ianxcarlos Follow Zach on T...

"The infection is spreading faster than anyone could have anticipated!" This is definitely a movie from the early 2000s. The evil continues as we head to Raccoon City to talk RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE with someone who's no stranger to murder, Ben Tahija! (host of the podcast Murder, We Spoke) Follow Ben on Twitter and Instagram: @murderwespoke Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Foll...

This movie claims to be "Nuttier than a holiday fruitcake!" so it's got to be pretty gay, right? We're talking about THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE! Our special guest is actor and writer Beth Appel! (HBO's "Sex Lives of College Girls," podcast: Everything Is Rent) Follow Beth on Twitter: @bethappel Follow Beth on Instagram: @appelsass Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Lett...

Here's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore in their first feature film! We're hoping in a hot air balloon and traveling around the world to find out just how gay THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE could be! Our special guest is comedian and writer Ben Siemon! ("Rocky & Bullwinkle," "DuckTails," and "Tiny Tunes Looniversity") Follow Ben on Twitter: @BenjaminJS Follow Ben on Instagram: @bjsiemon Follow us on Twitter...

This week we're "Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... University." We're talking about THE HOUSE BUNNY! Our special guest is writer Tricia McAlpin! ("Brooklyn 99", "Billy on the Street") Follow Tricia on Twitter and Instagram: @TMcalps Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a Patreon!  h...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! For Mark's second choice, we're joining the French Foreign Legion and heading to Djibouti for BEAU TRAVAIL! Our special guest is actor/comedian Oscar Montoya! (Final Space, Bless the Hearts, Minx) WARNING/APOLOGY: We mispronounce everything! Follow Oscar on Twitter and Instagram: @ozzymo Follow us on Twitter and Instagra...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! Mark makes his first choice this month so head over to Gelson's and grab some wine because we're headed back to the bat-poles with BATMAN AND ROBIN! Our special guest is comedian/actor Tony Rodriguez! (Julio on The Simpsons, When Nature Calls) Follow Tony on Twitter and Instagram: @thetonyrodrig Follow us on Twitter and...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! This week we're getting in bed with Madonna herself as we take a look at our first documentary, TRUTH OR DARE! (Our first documentary!) Our special guest is comedian/actor/writer/storyteller David Crabb! (Groundlings Sunday Company, host: The Moth, Risk, memoir: Bad Kid) Follow David on Instagram: @thedavidcrabb Follow u...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! Don't shave your chest hair boys because we're joining all of the young men at the Y.M.C.A. to revisit "The Movie Musical Event of the 80's!" It's the pseudo autobiography of the Village People and Caitlyn Jenner, CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC! Our special guest is Macho Man/actor/writer/comedian/singer/author Rob Warner! (UCB, S...

It's a full-length film sequel to a Philippine web series, all of which were made during the pandemic. And we all agree that it's completely adorable. We're talking about HELLO STRANGER: THE MOVIE! Our special guest is writer/director/franchise creator Q. Allan Brocka! ("Eating Out", "Boy Culture", "Before I Got Famous" and "Rick & Steve") Follow Q. Allan on Twitter: @allanbrocka Follow Q. All...

It's the World's First Motion Picture in VISTAVISION, The Ultimate in Screen Presentation! It's gotta be gay, right? It may be July, but we're treating ourselves to a liverwurst sandwich and butter milk as we unwrap the cinematic gift that is WHITE CHRISTMAS with writer/comedian Jackie Clarke! ("Kenan," "Happy Endings," "Superstore") Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on...

We've gone over the rainbow, and now we're heading under the sea. Grab your thing-a-ma-bobs because we're talking THE LITTLE MERMAID with writer/actor/director Courtney Davis! (Comedy Central, Funny or Die, Jimmy Kimmel, podcast: "What's My Motivation") Follow Courtney on Twitter & Instagram: @courtbot5000 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie...

POINT BREAK may be "100% Pure Adrenaline" but unfortunately that's not one of our categories! We're hitting the beach in search of the perfect wave with actor/writer/director Frank Garcia-Hejl! ("Scare Package" on Shudder, podcasts: "The Cannon Canon" and "The Smashing Pumpkast") Follow Frank on Twitter & Instagram: @frankgarciahejl Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark...

250 years in the future, all will be lost unless the fifth element is found! Where is it? What is it? And how will Jean-Paul Gaultier dress it up? We're making sense of THE FIFTH ELEMENT with the help of writer/actor Jessica Ross! (Dimension 20: Tiny Heist, podcast: "Erotic Book Club") Follow Jessica on Instagram: @jessicarosscomedy Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on...

We told you it would be Boat Trip, but little did we know that that ship had sailed. Instead we're celebrating our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY with one of our favorites, Jon Gabrus! (podcasts: "High & Mighty" and "Action Boyz") Unfortunately we've committed ourselves to watching I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY! Follow Jon on Twitter & Instagram: @gabrus Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @Tw...

He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands. This sounds like a win/win situation! We discuss CONAN THE BARBARIAN with writer/comedian Megan Neuringer! (Portlandia, Upload)  Follow Megan onTwitter & Instagram: @meganneuringer Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a...

Heroes. Giants. Villains. Wizards. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale. It's inconceivable that it's taken us so long to book our guest this week! Helping us navigate the pits of despair as we discuss THE PRINCESS BRIDE is our former producer, Alec Sarche! (@bravelittletheater) Follow Alec onTwitter & Instagram: @asarche Follow The...

An actress longing to be a star. A woman searching for herself. Both worlds will collide... on Mulholland Drive. Joining us to discuss where MULHOLLAND DR. intersects with the Yellow Brick Road is the host of the podcast Gayest Episode Ever, Drew Mackie! Follow Drew onTwitter: @drewgmackie Follow Drew on Instagram: @kidicarus222 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Lett...

Lions and tigers and felt! Oh my! You submitted some essays, we read those essays, and now, at episode 100, we're heading over the rainbow to finally look at the most classic of gay movies, THE WIZARD OF OZ! Joining us on this trip down the yellow brick road is our contest winner, Billy Fettweis! Follow Billy on Twitter: @fettweis Follow Billy on Instagram: @wfettweis Visit SMYAL's website: www.sm...

The hills are alive! With the sound of cruising? It's our final episode of movies picked by Moms! Helping us figure out if THE SOUND OF MUSIC is as gay as a brown paper package tied up with string is one of our favorite things, Marilou Rennie! (Mark's mom, author: "From the Heart") Check out her poetry (updated weekly!) at: HospiceFromTheHeart.blogspot.com You can order "From the Heart" at: https:...

Born with the courage of an eagle, the strength of a black tiger, and the power of a god. And hopefully the curiosity of a college freshman! We're continuing our series with Mothers with a movie that's perfect for "a raining Saturday afternoon when there's nothing else on." We're talking THE BEASTMASTER! with Puddy Flynn and Jeanne Wagner! Neither one of them are on Twitter or Instagram! But you c...

Julia Roberts travels around the world to find herself, but does she find any gay people on the way? We're talking EAT PRAY LOVE with Susie Pierson and her daughter Jennie Pierson! (Black-ish, Kidding, Drunk History) Follow Jennie on Twitter: @jenniepie Follow Jennie on Instagram: @jenniebeep Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: Two...

Some pets deserve a little more respect than others! And the same could be said for children! In celebration of Mother's Day we're doing a series of episodes with comedians and their mothers! Grab your catalogues kids, because we are talking (or not talking) about BEST IN SHOW with the mother/daughter duo of Olivia and Andrea Snow Norman! (podcast: Rom Coms with Mom ) Follow Olivia on Instagram: @...

Laurie Metcalf may want Saoirce Ronan to be the best version of herself that she can be, but goes that make her the gayest version of herself? Joining us to help ponder the deep philosophical questions in LADY BIRD (and Merrily We Roll Along) is writer/comedian Sam O! (Asian AF, UCB, Mr. Corman) Follow Sam on Instagram: @samohisdead Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on...