Two Old Queens

"Death is like a boomerang. it keeps coming back!" Boy is that the truth! FIVE COLD SCREAMS keeps on screaming! We realized we need extra help as we hit THE FINAL DESTINATION (but not the final film in the franchise). We're joining forces with the co-hosts of the YouTube Show/podcast My Bloody Judy: Ian Carlos Crawford (podcast: Slayerfest98) & Zachary Patton-Garcia (YouTube: Adventures of Zac...

"This Ride Will Be the Death of You!" FIVE COLD SCREAMS keeps on screaming! This year we're taking a deep dive into the FINAL DESTINATION franchise! Joining us for the third installment is returning favorite, actor and comedian STEVE SZLAGA (host of the podcast: Totally Pals!) Follow Steve on Twitter: @steveszlaga Follow Steve on Instagram:  @szzzzlaga Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @Two...

John and Mark are trying something a little different this month, we're taking a compatibility quiz! How do they do? Are they compatible? Only one was to find out! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950...

"Death is like a boomerang. it keeps coming back!" Boy is that the truth!  FIVE COLD SCREAMS keeps on screaming! This year we're taking a deep dive into the FINAL DESTINATION franchise! Joining us for #2 is #1 in our hearts, it's actor, comedian, and co-host of Doughboys, Mike Mitchell!  Follow Mike on Twitter: @BDayBoysMitch Follow Mike on Instagram: @mynamesmitch Follow us on Twitter a...

"Death is the Final Destination, Boarding Starts Now!" Do you feel a chill in the air? That means it's the return of FIVE COLD SCREAMS! This year we're taking a deep dive into the FINAL DESTINATION franchise! And who better to start us off than one of our favorites, JOAN FORD! (writer Tiny Tunes Looniversity , Zomibes: The Reanimated Series ) Follow Joan on Twitter & Instagram: @joanhaleyford...

"Reading, Writing, Revenge" Is it back to school season, because we're ready to talk about ELECTION! Grab your pumpkin spiced latte's because our guest is the actress, improvisor, and track superstar, HILLARY ANNE MATTHEWS!  Follow Hillary on Twitter: @faloray Follow Hillary on Instagram: @hillaryannematthews Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markren...

"In a city of dreams and beyond your imagination, there exists a magical world that comes to life." Beyond our imagination and beyond this movie! Get out your garters and warm up your wagon wheel watusi, because we're talking about BURLESQUE! Our guest is a writer and co-host of the podcast INSIDE CONAN, it's JESSIE GASKILL! Follow Jessie on Instagram: @jessiegas Follow us on Twitter and Instagram...

John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, answering some e-mails, and are just catchin' up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950 Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!...

"Love who you want. It's good foreign policy." But does it make for a good movie?  You are cordially invited to our discussion of the hit romantic comedy of the moment! That's right, we're talking about RED, WHITE, AND ROYAL BLUE! Our guest is a writer who's done a lot of cool stuff (including being on a sketch team with Mark), it's LEANN BOWEN! Follow Leann on Twitter: @Leann_Bowen Follow Le...

"Roberta gets to play Susan, and Susan gets to play around." No wonder so many men want to be Susan!  For our final QUEENS CHOICE we are getting into the groove because we're talking about DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN! Our guest is an actor, writer, painter, and co-host of THE CELEBRATION CELEBRATION podcast! (heard of it?) It's ERIC BERNAT!  Follow Eric on Twitter & Instagram: @EricBer...

"A HOLLYWOOD STORY: Sensational... Daring... Unforgettable... Sunset Blvd." But is it gay? We do the math!  Next up for QUEENS CHOICE you all better be ready for your close up, because we are talking about the stone cold classic SUNET BOULEVARD! And without our guest there wouldn't be THE SUNSET PROJECT (a fabulous podcast exploring the mega-musical adaptation). We're talking with BOB BULLEN!...

"The filthiest people alive! Their loves, their hates and their unquenchable thirst for notoriety!" Next up for QUEENS CHOICE Mark has chosen an exercise in poor taste, PINK FLAMINGOS! Luckily no one could convict our guest of assholeism, it's actor/writer JULIE BRISTER!!! Follow Julie on Twitter & Instagram: @bristahsouljah Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Lett...

John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, answering some e-mails, and just catchin' up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950 Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens! To...

"The motion picture that shows what America's all time #1 best seller first put into words!" But how does one put the work of Travilla into words?   It's August, which means it's QUEENS CHOICE! And this week John has chosen the camp classic VALLEY OF THE DOLLS! Our guest will make you feel nine feet tall, it's JIMMY RAY BENNETT!!! Follow Jimmy on Twitter & Instagram: @jimmyraybennett Foll...

"A Heterosexual Film by Gregg Araki"  Really? It's August, which means it's time for QUEENS CHOICE! Mark is up first with our first Araki film, THE DOOM GENERATION! Luckily our guest is a total blessing, he's one of our favorites, it's OSCAR MONTOYA!!! Follow Oscar on Twitter & Instagram: @ozzymo Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email...

"A comedy about finding your heart and losing your head." Aren't they all? Make sure you've RSVP'd for this episode because we're talking about MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING! And our Plus One is writer/filmmaker/arts curator PETER KNEGT!!! ( Variety, Salon, Film Quarterly , Queer Cinema Club @ Toronto's Paradise Theater, CBC Jam Interview Series: Here & Queer! ) Follow Peter on Twitter & Instag...

"She thought babysitting was easy money - until she started hanging out with the Andersons." And she learned hooking paid so much more!  This week we're about to have a lifetime of fun in just one night because not only are we talking about ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING, but we're talking about it with actor/writer/comedian MICHAEL HARTNEY!!! (B'way: School of Rock, Just For Laughs New Faces) Fol...

John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, answering some e-mails, and just catchin' up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950 Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens! To...

"The battle between the good and the bad is about to get ugly." No, you're not on Cops again! (Just roll with it!) We're talking DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!  Our guest is writer/actor/director MARISSA STRICKLAND! (UCB, Black-ish, short: Give Me A Sign) Follow Marissa on Twitter: @marissagogo Follow Marissa on Instagram: @marissastrickland Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark...

"It Can't Rain All The Time" We're flying into another year of our show with a 90s classic, THE CROW! And we hope you believe in angels, because our guest is writer/director JEFFERSON DUTTON! (The Sloppy Boys, Birthday Boys) Follow Jefferson on Twitter and Instagram: @jeffersondutton Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmai...

Hey Patreon subscribers!  Since we put our anniversary show on the main feed, we decided to treat you all with an episode of SCOTT HASN'T SEEN, which we were guests on, talking about THE BIRDCAGE!  Enjoy the episode! You can listen to more wherever you listen to your podcasts!  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQu...

John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, answering some e-mails, and just catchin' up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE? Click on this link! h ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950 Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens! To...

"Oh, men! Always pulling legs. Everything is comedy. Oh, how very amusing. How marvelously droll." Our series of listener movies is going strong and this week is no exception because we're talking GODS AND MONSTERS! And our guest this week is giving us life! Literally! He's a cardiothoracic  ICU nurse! It's JOHN ST DENIS!!! Follow John on Instagram: @st.murse Visit American Heart Association...

This movie has singing buttholes. If that doesn't sell you, there's nothing else we can do.  We've been doing this podcast for four years and we're celebrating by having four guests come on and talk about movies with us! We couldn't have asked for a stronger start, because we're talking ZERO PATIENCE with professional game master JEFFREY ALLEN HAYES!!! Here are the things Jeffrey referenced d...

"Welcome to the urban jungle." Our salute to Mother's Day continues! This week's guests won't give up and they won't give in! We're talking ZOOTOPIA with Joyce Kerkhoff (retired NICU nurse / live in nanny) and her boy Tony Rodriguez! (Simpsons, Late Late Show) Follow Tony on Twitter and Instagram: @thetonyrodrig Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrenni...