Two Jons Don't Make a Right

In this ep the Jons are burnin' dinosaur bones with the multi-talented Jessy Hodges. Are we on York, or Fig? The squad in the Fartvan(tm) does not care. The vibes are always good in East LA, unless you have to on-ramp the 110 in Highland Park from a dead stop. Which I believe would require a right turn before the on-ramp, so you should never have to see (or hear) that specific maneuver on THIS sho...

The 2nd ever J-O-N Jon is Jon Hamm. He joins favorite guest Jon Gabrus who was the 1st J-O-N Jon guest to make it technically 3 Jons Don’t Make a Right. Or do they? Are there rules for three Jons that are different from the Rightless regularity of Two Jons? Well, you wouldn’t know it from the way Tall Jon drives. Left after left after left after left he takes, with Top Gun Maverick, Mad Men, Confe...

Friend of Jons Seth Morris hops in the Fartvan to show the Jons the finer points of Pasadena history. Pasadena, home of the Rosebowl (who cares?) and also Van Halen Hales from it. Some really cool stuff here, 2 Jons fans, as the boys reminisce about formative years on the east coast. It's emotional, so thank the lord these boys are so supportive. Listen as Seth and the Jons hold space for each oth...

The Jons scoop up the multi-talented Emily Altman for a trip around ‘Hollywood’ Hollywood. From the Glitz to the ‘pits. We say hi to the 4 silver ladies at La Brea and Hollywood Blvd, and creepy-crawl into the foggy night. And let’s just say Hollywood's not the most forgiving part of town to insist on not turning right. Lefts are busy in lipstick city, even in the evening. We stop for ice creams a...

The Jons welcome brilliant actor writer and comedian Gil Ozeri into the Fartvan and the boys rock down to Glendales main strip, Brand Blvd, home of the Americana at Brand, car dealerships, tiki bars, office spaces, and the billboards of many local accident lawyers. Gil talks tales of uncles and aunts, growing up, and he shares his favorite LA drives. (Spoiler: It’s Mulholland). Gil regales the Jon...

The absolute beast, Beck Bennet, joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA; Highland Park, Eagle Rock, the works. Beck came locked n loaded, he knows the show, he knows the vibe and he jumps in fully caffeinated. This episode holds a special place in this engineer's heart as the Jons drive very close to my house(ADU).

The multi-cross-disciplined talent Rob Zabrecky joins the Jons for a jaunt around Burbank AND BEYOND. Rob's from The Bank, so he knows the spots, the history and most importantly, the goss. It's a different kind of episode, where the Jons are only driving the Fartvan in an academic sense. When you have someone as connected to the city as Rob, it's clear who's actually driving in th...

The legendarily hilarious Megan Amram joins the Jons for a leap into the the unknown: West LA - a part of the city you simply have no reason to visit if you don't have health insurance. Megan's resume would overburden the "episode description" field I'm typing in, but I WILL SAY she's responsible for the "Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president"...

In honor of out dear friend Aparna's book release, we're releasing a re-release of our famous episode "Two Jons Does Pasadena with Aparna Nancherla". Buy "Unreliable Narrator: Me, Myself, and Impostor Syndrome" at your local bookstore for yourself and as gifts for friends. Buy them up until there's none left. Or right.

The brilliant and L.A.-Based Adam Scott hops innie the FARTVAN to drive the wrong way down some one-ways in service of left-turning. Now with 50% more runtime, you'll Party Down even harder with this Severance Starrer, with the convo cutting straight to the bone on the hard-hitting issues of the day: Where are we? (driving)? Who's seen which Broadway plays? Does Daly love the Red Hot Chili...

The heinously funny Max Silvestri dons his invaluable HEAT(1995) t-shirt as he joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA. Not coincidentally, we make a pitstop at the Police Museum in Highland Park to find out once and for all: did a real bank robbery inspire the movie, or did the movie inspire an real bank robbery? The answer may surprise you!

Legend Mike Mitchell is in the FARTVAN with stories, jokes, pokes, bits, skits, food, folks and fun! The Spoon Man himself spreads love light and laughter as the Jons stop by the LaBianca murder house to celebrate Leslie Van Houten’s release! Some may argue that doing this is not right, so we’ve agreed to not turn that way!

The magical Mary Elizabeth Ellis joins 2 Jons for a lap around Hollywood with a convo so interesting you’ll start to feel like you’re in the Fartvan, which Tall Jon completely fails to gas up before the record! Jon D and Mary Elizabeth are pissed, but forgive and forget for the sake of the drive. After all, in this crazy world, a pinch of civility is all we have left, which is the only way we turn...

Potentially the most action packed episode yet, Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel are two of the funniest writers working, or rather, not working (because of the WGA strike). There's never been more numerous, or intense left turns than in today's episode. Figurative, literal, paranormal... the pivots are frankly shocking. And it's all done so effortlessly, until violence breaks out in the F...

Legend and friend Kristen Schaal is on the show, and is incredible, and Th3N! somehow through the power of serendipity and the magic of Los Angeles, somewhere between the moon and Mulholland, The Jons score a second guest, legend and friend Nick Thorburn (Islands, Unicorns, Serial, Best Show Theme, etc) as they drive past his place in the Fartvan and beckon him. This episode breaks the mold in mor...

Avid Two Jons super-fan David Wain buckles up for the ride of his life. The Jons trap the willing Wain inside the FARTVAN and he wraps the Jons around his finger time and time again with his magical touch for tales. Listeners Note: The Jons and Wain plan to go to a Pinkberry but never do, and it is never resolved so if it doesn’t feel right it’s because we turn left only.

…and the Two Jons are Ridin’ through The Valley, and the Good Girls are Home with Carl Tart. You knew it had to be comin’, but the Two(2) Jons finally brave the San Fernando Valley with the indomitable, prolific, Carl Tart. From the West Burbank Popeyes, to Keys on Van Nuys, the Valley represents a lot of different vibes to a lot of different people. Annexed in 1915, the San Fernando Valley repres...

The lovely and talented Aparna Nancherla joins the Jons on an excursion to Pasadena. Home of Van Halen, Jackie Robinson, and Sirhan Sirhan. How will they navigate this old-money suburb (which is the headquarters of America's aerospace industry) without the ability to turn right? Is it possible they've bitten off more than they can chew? Will they be disappeared by the Pasadena Police Depar...

The Jons are back with the brilliant Jason Mantzoukas, who made the ingenious suggestion that we pick him up for the podcast AFTER DARK! That's right cool cats, this Two Jons takes place during the SEXY NIGHTTIME. LA at night is like jazz. The traffic has it's own rhythm, flowing like a trumpet line against the thrumming bass buzz of humans in clubs and bars, making out, wearing sexy outfits, day...

The hilarious and amazing Jon Gabrus (101 Places to Party Before You Die, High and Mighty, Action Boyz) joins the Jons for the first ever episode of '3 Jons Don't Make a Right'! Now, we all know 2 Jons don't make a right - It's a rule so ingrained that Hammurabi, the Babylonian Ball Buster himself, is said to have etched it into finest marble.  But this ain't 2 Jons brudder! It's 3! And 3 Jons tot...

Jersey Mike's, anyone? This week the Jons are joined by the hilarious Kurt Braunohler for another drive of lefts. Kurt insists the Jons stop at Jersey Mike's and the ever-hungry Jons are more than happy to Hoag it up with Kurt. God Bless the good people at Jersey Mike's for helping us and being cool with us recording in their location (we did not ask).  The Jons and Kurt all dig into their ho...

Jon and Jon are back with another guest named John. Ny. Johnny Pemberton, actor comedian and fan of the popular band Korn. Jon Daly and Johnny found themselves in Africa recently and went on Safari together, seeing animals, having their minds blown, and proving that 2 male friends can go on vacation together and get to know each other better. Tall Jon crushes the driving in this episode, turning O...

Jon and Jon journey into the gritty Hollywood Flats with their guest, the hilarious Sarah Silverman. The enormous line for Funko Pops is seen once again. What fascination do people have with these? Are they as cool as the people the gang talks to think they are? The Jons and Sarah don't really get into it. Instead they stop at an abandoned McDonalds, followed by a functioning McDonalds, ordering t...

Essential Baby Beebo and Newly Svelte Veinman John Gemberling joins the Jons for a leftless tour of the Los Feliz hills, and all the way to Burbank. They see a disappointing blimp (Pics on 'Gram) , a deeply unhealthy coyote (P.O.G.) and almost all of what Mr. Gemberling terms "Our Disgusting City" - Los Angeles. We talk about life, performance, John's hardscrabble Upper East Side upbringing, and w...

Jon and Jon are joined by hilarious standup and World Record Podcast cohost Brendon Walsh to chop it up on another lovely leftless drive that remains drama free... Until a Hollywood garbage man goes apeshit and puts the whole crew in danger. Jon gets angry, but Jon stays cool behind the wheel, stalking the garbageman with the impotent rage of Michael Douglas in Falling Down, only to do nothing abo...