Two Jons Don't Make a Right

Where are the heroes? Who are they? Where did they go? In this cowardly new world of “me’s” and “I’s”, where are the steadfast bulkheads, holding fast the water to the land, shouting into silent darkness - “We”. Are they politicians? Artists? Writers? All we know is, their numbers are few and dwindling still. These necessary men and women, these children of God, these raised sails, catching the wi...

The Jons are joined by the legend Tom Scharpling for a rightless romp on some rousing roads. Scharpling is great on the mic, and has recently been proudly sponsored by Shure, having cut his teeth on SM7Bs from New Jersey to LA. Ouch! The boys cover everything. No stones are left U-turned. You’ll see how the sausage is made and then how it’s baked into an amazing information-calzone you can take an...

Director Writer and Artist (Borat 2, Human Giant, Eagleheart) Jason Woliner joins the Jons in a rightless reverie that will left you wanting more. The Boys eat fancy donuts and take turns regaling listeners with stories told in a good humor and at a pace.

Scott Aukerman, Comedian, Podcaster, Comedic Podcaster, Comedy Bang Bang, Comedy Bang Bang TV Show, and now a spin with the 2 Jons boys. this guy's done it all. A "white whale" of sorts to the Jons, Scott's reputation preceeds him ("by about 11 inches." - Milton Burl on SNL ) and Scott delivers like a pro, weaving his way through the conversation as the Jons weave through traffic, and after all th...

A brand-new feature on Two Jons! Two Jons Traffic School is an innovative new feature in the Two Jonsiverse that is part of our pledge to deliver mission-driven, hilarious content dripping with heart and humanity. In a world of many changes, and wherever you are inside that globe, the Two Jons Don't Make a Right team will provide you your own safe secure home-away-from-home, a third place, if you...

The brilliant and hilarious Owen Burke joins the Jons for an afternoon of laffs, lefts, and love.

Islands has a new record out called "What Occurs" and Islands lead singer Nick Thorburn couldn't be more stoked to release it Friday June 21st. Lead singer Nick Thorburn leans against the jet black wall of LA's "Club Zebulon" and languidly sips his White Claw spritzer. "I love the new record. It's called "What Occurs"" he offers, blue eyes pierci...

L.A. Native Haley Joel Osment hops in the FARTVAN and talks to the Jons about being Kendrick Lamar's newest muse, being confused with evil preacher Joel Osteen, and starring in AI when he was a kid. 10/10.

This week the Jons welcome Poli Van Dam, singer, guitar player (former Bomb Pops) and Liquid Death sales rep and Hearse Driver who takes them on a tour of beautiful West Adams, including the Black Dalia house and the intimidating cul-de-sac from Training Day! Poli injects the Jons with an official sponsor - Liquid Death! Their sparkling and still water and flavored water is great! Check it out at...

Double Jons, Double Sklars, forming like Voltron with the Fartvan as the head! Is it a double match made in Double Heaven or double Hell!? The hilarious Sklar Brothers hop in the Fartvan for a sizzling drive around Hollywood. Randy and Jason crank it up to 10 and keep the Fartvan rocking from start to finish. Mile after mile, they crack up the Jons, who both simply can't get Kenough! With the...

The very funny stand-up Mike Glazer hops in the Fartvan to evangelize West Hollywood with The Jons, and man, I think I'm convinced. I've never heard anyone truly enjoy WeHo, unapologetically, this much. I lived there myself, I had a hard time! Mike's clearly thrivin' and I'm truly jealous. They should pay him for this podcast!

The hilarious Ron Funches hops in the Fartvan to dish: where's the best place to visit in Japan, who was the funniest DIY comic in Portland in the aughts, and a heartwarming story about how Daly himself welcomed Ron to LA. BONUS: Bill Cosby Bukowski update.

The voice you know by heart, Brian Huskey hops in the van and the world itself begins to unravel around it. Chaos in the streets, mishaps during the coffee run, all the while attempting to outrun the long shadow of IBS. Huskey's voice is so prolific, It's hard not to feel at home listening to him chop it up with the Jons. Kick your feet up and enjoy some AAA level pipes.

Redd Kross and Current Melvins’ Steven McDonald is a foundational part of LA's punk scene, and a brilliant songwriter and guitar player. Redd Cross’s new Double Album, “Self-Titled Album” kicks ass, and Steven was generous enough to give The Jons an early listen. The album soars to heights untold. Held together with harmonies Steven and his brother Jeff McDonald blend together so solidly it al...

This week on a very special 2 Jons: We get groovy at the graveyard with brilliant musician and Punk Rock Tour Guide Chaki Funk Wizard! Chaki takes the 2 Jons on a *walking* drive through the legendary Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Together they slalom the headstones absorbing Chaki’s Gravespertise with ease. It’s a spooky, groovy, GRAVEY walking tour, and if you're anything like us Jons, you're gonn...

Another installment of Two Jons CLASSIX! Comedic genius and flaw focusser John Gemberling joins the Jons for a no-rights, all lefts drive and is a bigtime Ned Nitpicker, challenging the Jons' grasp of their one sacred rule at every curve! The Jons stand their ground, but are audibly shaken (not stirred)! And the rest, as we say Mr. Bond, is Two Jons history and will forever be canon to the lor...

An extremely funny Jersey roughneck, Kevin Seccia is thrilled to hang on his favorite podcast, and it shows! The Jons are so emboldened by Kevin's powerful vibes that they... and I can't believe I'm saying this... actually dip into North Hollywood. The stories are gripping this episode, and what's even better: they NAME NAMES. Extremely famous people be cautioned; you may just be p...

We hope you like drums, drummers, music and thoughtful takes on Phil Collins because the über talented Joe Wong Wipeout-Intros his way into the Fartvan with The Jons. Also if you have a horse in the race for BDOAT (Best Drummer of All Time) buckle up, because this discouse gets SPICY. Joe's new record "Mere Survival" kicks major ass and his podcast "The Trap Set" is a wonderful and ultra-comprehen...

The fabulously accomplished Jane Marie hops in the van with an agenda folks. Never before have we seen such wanton chutzpah from a guest, and the Jons are just eating it up. Watch in wonder as our Jons are put to actual work, double and triple tasking full-blown missions. All the while dishing guests, fetching quests, and turning lefts.

Visceral madcap fun episode this week with the hilarious Ben Rodgers! We're back in Hollywood and the freaks are out. The boys visit many failed businesses, dilapidated hotels, and hotspots of yesteryear - now doomed and collapsing. The stories flow like wine; the queue of memories is long and fat. Classic yarns followed by jaw-dropping anecdotes. It's got everything you love from our Jons. Right?

Director of "Barbarian", and Whitest Kids You Know alum Zach Cregger hops in the Fartvan to confess his sins. Daly and "Cregger" have so many visceral stories from their time in New York, that the Jons have no idea where in Los Angeles they are at any point in this episode. The conversation is just that good, and it soars ahead of the traffic lights. But no rights!

The episode you've been waiting for is here. Comedy genius and nice dude Nick Kroll blesses the Fartvan! The Jons get down to the REAL RED MEAT of LA: The Sunset Strip. The only Zankou, Guitar Center, and whatever is now where Meltdown Comics once lived. Nick dishes with the Jons on his favorite drive, and then the Jons take him there and they drive the drive! Hell yeah! Frequent Kroll collaborato...

Picture this: It's the rainiest day in LA for the last 20 years. The Jons are behind the wheel of the Fartvan. They have a full tank of gas and as good as it gets guest Mr. Todd Barry. They stop at the famous "the Grove" and walk around in search of margaritas, only to settle (happily!) for some Arnold Palmers. Todd razzes the Two Jons and is very characteristically acerbic. Todd is...

Between then two of them, Jonah Ray and Alex Winter have done it all. found a true bond making their latest film "Destroy All Neighbors", which Jon D appears in! Sure the boys are fartvanning' around East LA again, but wouldn't you? West LA being on the opposite side of the earth and all? We got a storm-of-the-century goin' on over here, what do you want? The convo rocks, and with TWO accomplished...

Nick Wiger, host of Doughboys and Get Played. One of the greatest to ever do it, has done it, *it* being the Two Jons podcast. Wiger lives on the “west” side of Los Angeles, far from the hustle and bustle of the jazz-soaked East Side. The Jons poke, prod, cajole, and threaten Nick until he opens up about himself, his writing, his relationship to the fans, his struggles with Mitch (none?) and his c...