Two Dumb Bitches

From shitty booty holes to being a "nice guy", we talk about what gives us the ICK. AND what SHOULDN'T(?) give you the ICK.

We are a pair of baby witches. Witch goblins? Goblin witches? Who's to say? We're giving you a window into our witchy dabbles and how we got started/what we do now. Take it with a grain of salt (we're baby witches, we already said that).

Today we're talking about the chronic mega sads, AKA DEPRESSION. What the hell is it? What does it look like? What do you do about it? We're not totally sure, but we're doin our best

Today we're driving the struggle bus and our train of thought has crashed off the tracks. We have no idea what we're talking about, but you can tag along if you wanna join the mess!

Today we talk about all things Disney themed (sort of?) from our least favorite resort rooms, to what we think they should be. We're waiting for our imagineer collab invite any day now

Today, we talk about some of the weird things ADHD makes us do. From subconsciously matching peoples accents and accidentally punching things, to forgetting everything and never sleeping right. Unpack the chaos with us!

This week, we’re talking puffing wolves, Ulta theft-ers, and cutting off cops. Plus a deep dive into the rise of feral behavior in both children and adults, a hot take on girls girls, and a call for justice for national treasure Henry Cavill

Today we properly introduce ourselves, tell you who the F we are, why the F you should listen to us, and ask what the F was that CEO thinking??

Today we talk stupid pet peeves. Things get sticky (or skinny??) when it's revealed there's a spoon thief amongst us! Could it be you???

Does your cat have a parasite? DO YOU?? What the hell even is POTS? We don't know, but we might figure it out