Tuesday Libation Sessions

Riding that dong train. Ripping though the night. Coffee stains on my heart. 

School is in session, and we're drinking together again! Cheese sauce, rowdy tenors, chaperones, and catching up on ransomware.  Until next time! <3

Well, it's been a hot minute (months), but we are back and in peak condition (we are rusty).  Nothing has changed (everything is different), and we love administrators (we do not, in fact, love administration. Actually, and extra big FU Tony because, well, fuck you tony).  We discuss the olympics, Mormons, bad substitutes, secondary instruments, and we do a bunch of drinking. Also, we've...

Reread the title. Listen. *Clink*

At long last. We have returned. A whole host of technical issues plague the beginning, but once we get going it's just like riding a bicycle ("We do not ride our friends at school.") Hooray! Cheep, cheep!

We are OBSESSED with JP's christmas tree. And more Orbeez (we get to play with real ones)! Special guest Bob returns.    Many, many listener mail and secretary reports! Tippy cowyay!

F*ck, hang on. Orange frog masterplan, professional musicians' drinking habits, faculty bingo, searching for students, and the NYSSMA conference.  Drink up, it's December!

Enter through a balloon arch into a world of fancy orange glasses. We taste weird beers,  win awards for emails, rooms, and get our picture taken with Tonys.   JP reads a student hate note, Pepper tolerates toxic positivity, and Flynn has a brush with bigotry. We also launch our first contest! Secretary reports, and too much swearing. *clink*

Tuesday arrives. We drink. We spend an inordinate amount of time discussing Orbeez. Cheep cheep!

This is basically one tequila fueled tangent. From Halloween bangers (bops)  to the full moon, sharks, buff diff, and pizza with legs, you're going to need a drink of your  to follow the meander.   Happy Tuesday!

50 grades of shay. This Whore. Ralph...Jenner. Welcome back to Tuesday-- two in a row, bitches! Most importantly, a deep dive into camels.

We get off (lol) to a weird technical start and then battle gremlins the whole podcast. Pepper has a new method of team building,  a giant frog penis, and we create a brand new TV drama.  A new alternative to coke, a grammar test, and letting it pool in your mouth. Tippy Cow Yay, M'Fers!

Bro, we talked. Brotatoes, brotastic, Tonys, Horseduck day, Kid slang, and syncopation resistance. Some awesome listener mail and cabinet reports, and a brolatta. That's a bro-lotta podcast! Tippy Bro-yay mfers!

WE. ARE. BACK. We catch up on the end of last year, the beginning of this year, and a TON of listener mail (which we love)!  What is a orange frog? What is bread ? How do you milk a bee?   Cheep, Cheep, Mothe

We got a little wild...or free?  Horses, Unicorns, orcas, crows...oh my? Pepper gets a new segment,  movie trailers, and in-shell peanuts. Bob's Shot of the Week! Also, hot-boxed by Canada.  Cheep, cheep! 

Spicy! Chaos! A game (that we crushed), especially JP (who scored higher than Pepper did).   A sPECIAL GUEsT... not durnk. Drinks, shots, beers, peaches, butts, buts, and WILL (some bullshit). Enjoy, MFers!

I quick little Tuesday update.  Tippy cow-yay!

Tuesday.  Drinks.  Punch Nazis.  Tina the Good Tony.  Being better humans.  Listener mail. Reports (in big font).  Cheep Cheep Mfers!

This episode is not for the faint of heart!  (Seriously, we dig deep today). Also, we do another roulette of 99 (insert vomiting here), drink peach White Claws and Shocktops, punch fascists, make fun of Congress, and go on a Taylor Tangent.  We discuss a new cabinet position and try an identify an interesting odor that reminded us of "skunk and body odor."  SPOILER:  this episode is brou...

Happy national teacher day.  We are extra spicy, a little cranky, and full of hot takes. F B*tches, get lit. (?) Happy Tuesday, LibationNation!

Anything is a shot if you believe in yourself. *Clink*

Two Tuesdays in a row?! We are on a roll!   We address the burning questions of our time: (1) Why did a 2nd grader get suspended?   (2) Why is there underwear in the lost and found? (3) Is it spring break yet??? Seagrams, beers, spoiled brats, and a sonnet!  Cheep, cheep!

It's been two months. We survived musicals, festivals, weather, and a LOT of bullshit. Once we get rolling, we rollick through bad PD, entitled parents, and Flynn raps  (and it's every bit as bad as you think).  Also some JP's corner to get you all tingly. We're back, and we missed you! Also, Goldschlager is cinnamon flavored?

We return with another tony-tactic night of drinking. Flynn was professionally insulted today, Pepper's district has a new schedule (spoiler:  it's bad), and JP definitely does NOT run a cult from his classroom. Listen to Will's QOTD and send us your answers! Just some beers and seltzers tonight.  Cheep, cheep!

First podcast of 2023! We attempt to catch up on the last month of chaos:  trips, concerts, fights, and some Tony Bullshit. Lots of good news from the cabinet this week, and a secretary of tally report. We drink gin (not for shots, but we did anyway), beers, and claws. Cheep, cheep, Mfrs!