Trashwatch

EPISODE 189 – INTERLUDE: The Trash List   On this week’s interlude, the Amber Seals are taking it easy and sharing what we’ve been watching/playing/consuming lately.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to...

EPISODE 188 – JURASSIC PARK III (ft. Clayton)   “That is a feature, not a bug, of the Jurassic franchise, is you’re gonna have some little stinkers.”    Clayton joins us again to discuss one of the less-bad JP sequels, Jurassic Park III ! This week, Chris’s dad is changed by the film; Clayton Corners himself; Brandon plans out the franchise’s next steps; Brian says something good about the Jurassi...

EPISODE 187 – INTERLUDE: RANDOM RANTS   No Ashley this week, so it’s up to the Fartasses to talk about whatever topics we like. Predictably, a lot of it’s about videogames.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Lis...

EPISODE 186 – STAR KID   “The kid tries to Refuse the Call an hour into the film!”   The gang’s all here for Brandon’s pick, where Jurassic Park Kid gets trapped in a robot suit! This week, Brandon might not have actually seen the movie; Chris isn’t the one to say it; Ashley goes to Sephora; and Brian compares the film to Sinners.   BTW: Somehow this passes the Bechdel Test!   Starring: Joe Mazzel...

EPISODE 185 – INTERLUDE: Mt. Rushmore (Based-on-TV & Video Games)   This week, we each offer up our picks for the Mt. Rushmores of movies based on TV shows (easy mode) and video games (hard mode)!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (tras...

EPISODE 184 – RAT RACE (ft. Alex Brennan)   “Do you guys remember when we judged people for liking Hitler?”   We don’t have a Brandon this week, but we do have Alex Brennan to talk about the pre-9/11 ensemble comedy Rat Race ! This week, Chris gets rejected by a time-share scam; Alex’s mom recognizes John Cleese; Brian explains Always Sunny ; and Ashley learns about that infamous One Tree Hill sce...

EPISODE 183 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Round 3   It’s a Chris-less interlude, but meanwhile Ashley has some new questions for us to answer!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (...

EPISODE 182 – ALMOST FAMOUS   “That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: it’s another week where I have to tell people to ignore the name of our podcast.”   Secret Santa Summer closes out with Chris’s gift to Ashley: the Oscar-winning music comedy-drama Almost Famous ! This week, Brian handwaves the Chipmunk Theory; Ashley defends the mom; Brandon gives Ashley pick-up advice; and Chris chooses his last...

EPISODE 181 – INTERLUDE: TRAVEL MOVIES   We’re here to talk about movies we’ve watched on planes, trains, and automobiles—but more importantly, we’ve got a new character voice we’re going to run into the ****ing ground!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa...

EPISODE 180 – WHITE HOUSE DOWN   “It stars Channing Tatum as a guy who’s going above and beyond to be a good dad. Isn’t that like a wild sexual fantasy for you?” It’s Brian’s Secret Santa gift to Brandon: the non-Fallen White House takeover, White House Down ! This week, Ashley remembers when we rooted for the President; Chris imagines a grifter in the White House; Brandon pitches a new season of...

EPISODE 179 – INTERLUDE: One-and-Done's   This week Ashley gathers us to discuss the movies where one viewing was quite enough, thank you very much.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s musi...

EPISODE 178 – CLERKS II   “I might defend Randall a little bit occasionally.” “Brian just got a thousand-mile stare.”   Secret Santa Summer continues with Brandon’s gift to Chris: 12 years later sequel, Clerks II ! This week, Brian is Silent Brian; Chris misses one thing about pre-legalization; Brandon shares some Christian review hypocrisy; and Ashley worries about Sword Guys.   BTW: Josh Waddle...

EPISODE 177 – INTERLUDE: NYT’S 100 BEST FILMS OF THE 21st CENTURY   Who says we don’t keep up with the Times? This week, we discuss the surprises, the snubs, the swaps, and obviously the stats!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchp...

EPISODE 176 – FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST   “When you have Robin Williams rapping, you know you’re in the f***ing 90s!”   Secret Santa Summer kicks off with Ashley’s gift to Brian: the 90s environmentalist classic, Ferngully: The Last Rainforest ! This week, Chris can never meet a kangaroo; Ashley grows up to be Magi; Brandon has that pan flute rizz; and Brian shares his laugh out loud moment....

EPISODE 175 – INTERLUDE: Movie Decrees   What happens if you put the Amber Seals in charge of movies? We make a bunch of insane rules with tons of stipulations and stuff!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Liste...

EPISODE 174 – THIS IS SPINAL TAP (ft. Candice Oates)   “Why would we let the guest talk?”   To round out Musical May(June?), we are joined by comedian/improvisor Candice Oates! This week, Brandon demands more movie curtain speeches; Brian reveals the theory of hot people; Chris’s marriage survives the Dave Matthews Test; Ashley seeks out the saddest of all keys; and Candice has only seen two movie...

EPISODE 173 – INTERLUDE: (More) Movies That Made Us   It’s time for Round 2 of Brett Goldstein-style questions, but only a couple this time so we can actually keep one of these under an hour!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpod...

EPISODE 172 – THE SWAN PRINCESS   “As my collection will tell you, owning something on physical media does necessarily denote quality."   Shocker—Brian brought an animated movie for Musical May! This week, Chris gets multiple finger wags; Ashley is plagued by robins; Brandon fumbles a Clayon Corner; and Brian dreams of magic musical numbers.   BTW: Sir Chamberlain of Arrakis!   Starring: Mich...

EPISODE 171 – INTERLUDE: Movie: The Ride: The Podcast   With summer on the horizon, we talk about movie-themed parks and rides, and all the joy, thrills, and trauma they provide.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.co...

EPISODE 170 – TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY   It’s finally happened—a Brian-less episode! This week, Brandon has a new groupchat name; Ashley seeks the female “LLLLLadies...”; and Chris considers voice actor nudity.   BTW: What’s your Letterboxd Hall Pass?   Starring: Jack Black, Kyle Gass, JR Reed, Ronnie James Dio, Paul F. Tompkins, Troy Gentile, Ned Bellamy, Fred Armisen, Kirk Ward, Amy Po...

EPISODE 169 – INTERLUDE: DCOMs   Did anyone order Disney Channel Original Movie nostalgia? No? Too bad, here’s some DCOM chat for the table.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at ( https:...

EPISODE 168 – HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR   “Why do you keep pitching T-shirts we can’t possibly sell?!”   It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Musical May! This week, Brandon goes limp; Brian has nothing but problems in Stardew Valley; Chris demands one normal kid; and Ashley says the most insane thing we’ve ever heard.   BTW: Death to Rocket Man!   Starring: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgen...

EPISODE 167 – INTERLUDE: MT. RUSHMORE (SPORTS & TIME TRAVEL)   This week, we each put up our respective 4 picks for the genres of Sports Movies and Time Travel Movies! Engage with our content by arguing with our picks (and our honorable mentions)!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube...

EPISODE 166 – A KID IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT   “I’m going to start walking into rooms now going, ‘I am Merlin and I am back!’”   This week, Brian enters the Mannequin -verse; Chris renames the villain; Brandon serves in the movie theatre trenches; and Ashley does some reenactments.   BTW: WHAT IS THIS ENDING?!?!   Starring: Thomas Ian Nicholas, Joss Ackland, Art Malik, Paloma Baeza, Kate Winslet, Da...

EPISODE 165 – INTERLUDE: MOVIES THAT MADE US   Ashley brings us some Brett Goldstein-style questions to give some structure to this week’s minisode. The results? We think the runtime speaks for itself.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (tra...