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EPISODE 214 – EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY   “There were more dance battles than I expected.”   Musical May came early this year, and it’s the movie musical Jeff Goldblum was in before Wicked , 1988’s Earth Girls Are Easy ! This week, Ashley’s fish learns its place; Chris wants his Bobcat (Goldthwait); Brian has a horrifying realization about The Room ; and Brandon ponders alien anatomy.   BTW: Obviously...

EPISODE 213 – INTERLUDE: Oscar Roundup 2026   That’s right, it’s our very timely reaction to the 2026 Oscars!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at ( https://www.brianhorne.com ) Support...

EPISODE 212 – SERENDIPITY   “Did someone order a Manic Pixie Dream Girl with extra Manic?”   All signs point to you having a good time with our latest episode on the surprisingly charming rom-com Serendipity ! This week, Brian gets into (and out of) the holiday spirit; Brandon explains the real difference between women and men; Ashley finds her calling; and Chris disappoints John Cusack.   BTW: Fi...

EPISODE 211 – INTERLUDE: Game Night (No, Not That One)   In lieu of a coherent topic, we let Ashley bring us some totally original movie-related games.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music...

EPISODE 210 – CONEHEADS   “You know how we all fly around in vehicles shaped like our heads.”   Brandon’s back, and he brought with him the surprisingly fun SNL movie Coneheads ! This week, Chris ends the episode early, we guess; Ashley is at the combination prom-and-Pizza Hut; Brandon has a terrible driving instructor; and Brian corrects his own joke.   BTW: The most unfortunate Butt Rating in hi...

EPISODE 209 – INTERLUDE: Into the Ramble-verse   Still no Brandon this week, so it’s up to Brian, Ashley, and Chris to ramble for 40 minutes about what they’ve been up to lately.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.co...

EPISODE 208 – CENTER STAGE   “In what world is ‘straight Russian ballet dancer’ a turnoff?!”   With Brandon away, the rest of us must fend for ourselves in the face of the ballet film Center Stage (SPOILER ALERT: We fall apart immediately)! This week, Ashley learns to disappear; Brian pitches a totally original movie; and Chris has a certified banger.   BTW: Dueling Trash to Treasures!   Starring:...

EPISODE 207 – INTERLUDE: Mt. Rushmore (Superhero Movies)   We haven’t done a Mt. Rushmore interlude in a while, so we decided to talk about some of our favorite superhero movies for an hour!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodc...

EPISODE 206 – JAWBREAKER   “Movies like this make me glad I wasn’t hot in high school.”   It was a Happy New Greer for some of us, but the rest of us had to watch the bizarre high school satire(?) Jawbreaker ! This week, Ashley’s throat hurts; Chris updates the Easy Bake Oven; Brian explains how to identify a psychopath; and Brandon almost forgets to do Trash to Treasure.   BTW: Launching the Tras...

EPISODE 205 – INTERLUDE: Oscar Nominations 2026   This week, we discuss the recently announced Oscar nominations: the surprises, the snubs, the stats, and more!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian...

EPISODE 204 – AMERICAN DREAMZ   “This is Ashley-coded.” “It is, and... I didn’t care for it.”   Chris is back, and we’re back to celebrating Happy New (Judy) Greer! This week, Brandon beefs with Nicholas Sparks; Brian explains how to pronounce Padookie; Ashley has 2000s fashion flashbacks; and Chris learns too much about a client.   BTW: Is this whole movie a prank gone wrong?   Starring: Hugh Gra...

EPISODE 203 – INTERLUDE: Resolution Check-In   Chris is still out, but before he returns next week the rest of us reveal how well those resolutions we made have been going. And then Brian’s mic screws up.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (...

EPISODE 202 – BLANKMAN   “You take one of us away and the absolute chaos that ensues!”   Happy New Grier—David Alan Grier! But how will the gang fare without Chris’s very particular energy? This week, Brandon invents a new kind of guy; Ashley jams it in; and Brian finds a name for a group of bald dudes.   BTW: A surprising amount of Howard the Duck and Madame Web talk!   Starring: Damon Wayans, Da...

EPISODE 201 – INTERLUDE: 2026 Movie Resolutions   As we move into a Happy New Greer, the Amber Seals take a moment to make some goals for 2026.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at ( htt...

EPISODE 200 – THE WEDDING PLANNER   “This was not the lesson that 13-year-old Ashley needed to learn!”   It’s 2026—Happy New Greer, everyone! To kick off our new season, we’re doing a round of (mostly) Judy Greer movies, starting with the 2001 romcom The Wedding Planner ! This week, Ashley reads unusual wedding vows; Chris speculates on Salvatore and Burt’s relationship; Brandon demands a differen...

EPISODE 199 – INTERLUDE: 2025 in Review   This sure was a year, wasn’t it? To celebrate our return and to wrap up the season, we’re talking about our favorite first watches and theatrical experiences, our 2025 blind spots, and, of course, our totally official and legally binding top 5 lists!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwa...

EPISODE 198 – ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK   “It feels like a prank being played on you when you’re a teenage boy and you discover that Elvira exists.”   We're rounding out Ashley Scared Stupid (yes, it's still going on) with the horror-comedy (emphasis on the comedy) Elvira: Mistress of the Dark ! This week, Ashley gets Overboard -ed; Brandon misses Hawaiian shirts; Brian grows to kill...

EPISODE 197 – INTERLUDE: Minisode: Wicked: For Good: Too Many Colons   Of course we were going to do this one! Marvel as we review the new Wicked movie to Chris, who has not seen it! Naturally we talk about the cardigan within the first ten minutes.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.c...

EPISODE 196 – THE HAUNTING (1999) (ft. Marrett Johnson)   “Chris, no! Hide his credit card, Marrett!”   At long last, Marrett is back on the show! This week, Marrett misremembers the title of Monkeybone ; Brandon plots an Instagram prank; Chris discovers his Cabin in the Woods haunted object; Brian is finally Wonka -pilled; and Ashley ends the episode in the best way possible.   BTW: When Harry Me...

EPISODE 195 – INTERLUDE: Most Anticipated Movies (Winter 2025)   On this week’s interlude, Ashley, Brandon, and Brian talk about the movies we’re most looking forward to in the next couple months (and yes, that includes the obvious one).   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/U...

EPISODE 194 – HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (ft. Josh Waddle)   “Before Sinners , this movie dared to ask: ‘What if there was an Irish guy?’”   Josh Waddle is back with us to talk about the Halloween movie most famous for not having Michael Myers in it! This week, Chris misses a foreground background detail; Ashley is haunted by a jingle; Brandon reveals his alternate pick; Josh does the fake...

EPISODE 193 – INTERLUDE: Halloween Costumes   No Brandon on this interlude, which means he’s in for a treat when he hears about Chris’s insane childhood Halloween costume.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) List...

EPISODE 192 – GREMLINS   “How come all his offspring came out rad as hell?”   It’s time for another Ashley Scared Stupid, and we’re spending our only pre-Halloween episode on a Christmas movie! This week, Brandon is “ Gremlins Theme”-pilled; Ashley begs inventors to make eggs; Brian gives questionable self-improvement advice; and Chris writes an Always Sunny crossover.   BTW: Mrs. Peltzer has kill...

EPISODE 191 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Part 4   Ashley brings us a couple questions she saved until Chris could answer them. It was worth the wait.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s mus...

EPISODE 190 – AUGUST RUSH   “Is it just me, or does everybody in this movie constantly look like they’re on the verge of tears?”   It’s August in October, and it’s a weird one! This week, Ashley has a P.S. I Love You moment; Brian makes the cleverest joke he’ll ever make; Brandon figures out how to get Ashley back onstage; and Chris spends a weekend in New York.   BTW: New York City’s New Motto!  ...