Toxic Behavior

Toxic Behavior

Comedy EN ↓ 34 episodios

It's okay to be a little toxic - it's called self-awareness. Carly and Alycia dive into their toxic traits in life, love, and the pursuit of happiness, creating a safe space to be as emotionally f*cked up as you need to be. Join us every Friday to indulge in our toxic behavior.

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29 de mar. de 2026

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3. You're not going to find your soulmate in the basement 29.03.2026

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re talking soulmates, chance encounters, and whether love at first sight is real—or just something we’ve been sold. Alycia is convinced some people just know instantly when they meet their person… but is that actually common, or are those moments rare? Carly shares her own unexpected run-in with someone who felt like her soulmate (yes, at a club), and we get into t...

2. We're crazy - and if you don’t believe in woo-woo shit, find the door 14.03.2026

On this episode of Toxic Behavior , we fully lean into the spiritual spiral. We’re talking signs from the universe, learning to trust your intuition, and why it’s so easy to confuse anxiety with an intuitive hit. We also share some of our bold predictions in pop culture for the year ahead. If you love angel numbers, spiritual downloads, questionable psychic moments, and a little chaotic intuition...

Welcome Back! Let the Toxicity Begin ❤️ 13.02.2026

We’re back… and no, we were not thriving. Season 2 of Toxic Behavior kicks off with a brutally honest catch-up on where we’ve been, what we’ve been going through, and why the deep end felt a little too comfortable lately. Then we get into Tell Me Lies and the toxic relationship dynamics that somehow feel way too familiar. Why do certain people bring out the absolute worst in us? Why does chemistry...

31. Jealousy Isn’t a Love Language 15.12.2025

OUR LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 1 (but we'll be back next year with even more toxicity 😈) This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re diving into the messy world of jealousy—specifically why people (yes, both women and men) lose their minds when their partner talks to the opposite sex. We get into whether those reactions are valid, where the line actually is, and if you're mad at the wrong person (spo...

30. Men with Double Lives & The Closet is Glass 23.11.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior, we're diving into the whole Uncle Bob fueled chaos that is.....men living double lives. From serial cheaters with secret families to the theory that some of them might just be gay and deeply repressed — we’re not holding back. We also ask the real question: why are the red flags always hotter? Is emotional damage just part of the appeal? If you ever found out your...

29. The Aura Theory - Your Energy Speaks Before You Do 14.11.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we kick things off by once again getting exposing just how competitive we are… to the point where it could actually end us. Then Carly accidentally tells her bookkeeper she’s an escort (???), and we spiral from there. In true chaotic form, we wrap up with a deep dive on energy, aura, and attraction — aka, why some people just glow when they walk into a room. We talk a...

28. A State of Emergency, Felons, and Boyfriends are Embarrassing 08.11.2025

We’re back after a couple weeks off—Carly was in crisis mode with a dog on the brink of death, but we all lived to tell the tale. This week, we’re easing back in with some hot takes: why are felons and broke men so hot? Plus, we break down that Vogue article about how having a boyfriend is now considered embarrassing—and yeah, we agree. We wrap the episode with a wildly unhinged topic... even for...

27. Unproblematic Men Are a Rare Breed 18.10.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re talking about unproblematic men — but first, let’s unpack the voices in our heads. Alycia’s are spiritual. Carly’s are just… untreated. Then we talk about the least problematic men in Hollywood and ask the real questions: How do you spot an unproblematic man in the wild? Would we even recognize one if we saw him? Or are we too desensitized from dating apps? If y...

26. Redefining the "Villain Era" 11.10.2025

Let’s get one thing straight: setting boundaries, choosing yourself, and not letting people walk all over you does not make you a villain. So why does the internet keep glamorizing boundary-setting as some chaotic, toxic phase? In this episode, we break down the so-called “villain era” and why it’s become synonymous with empowerment — but also why that narrative is flawed. We unpack the real meani...

25. Signs, Synchronicities, and Cosmic Slaps in the Face 03.10.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we start with the important stuff— our signature scents —because smelling good is a personality trait. Then we dive into all the signs and synchronicities we’ve been seeing lately, and how we know we’re in alignment (or at least telling ourselves we are). Alycia shares the things she manifested poorly, and Carly breaks down how she fully gaslights herself into positiv...

24. This Is What Happens When Two Type B Girls Travel Together 27.09.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we start with a hypothetical spiral (as one does), and then get into our trip to New York —which was iconic but also a disaster… because neither of us planned a single thing . Alycia is now fully committed to her “wing everything” philosophy , and Carly is entering her “ hard work is not for me ” era. Did anything go according to plan? No. Did we care? Also no. Becaus...

23. Eclipse Rage and Bare Minimum Men 12.09.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re kicking things off by airing out our grievances—with each other. Eclipse season is firey, unhinged, and apparently making Alycia offend people without even realizing it . We get into weird dreams, psychic angst , and our shitty ex's. Then we shift into the real problem: men doing the absolute bare minimum and getting praised like they built the Eiffel Tower . We...

22. Eclipse Spirals, Mental Breakdown Rants, and Dick Pic Discourse 05.09.2025

We've gone off the deep end in this weeks episode of Toxic Behavior , we’re blaming everything on eclipse season —because the breakdowns are loud, the emotions are unhinged, and honestly? Carly might need Tony Soprano’s therapist. We get real about how we handle our lowest moments (hint: not well), the coping mechanisms that are probably toxic, and the unhinged thoughts we’ve had lately that p...

21. Why I’m Not Splitting Shit and the Audacity of Men 31.08.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re getting real about money mindsets —starting with Alycia’s approach of literally never checking her bank account and just trusting the universe. We dive into who should pay the bill on a date? Should things ever really be 50/50? And why it’s not always about income—it’s about energy, intention, and whether you’re picking up all the slack just because the other pe...

20. Alex Coopers Block Party & Being Hot in Your 30's 22.08.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re coming down from the high of going to Alex Cooper’s block party —and yes, we met the Daddy herself. It was iconic, chaotic, and it was the best night ever. But beyond the fun, we get into why women in their 30s— especially moms —are still allowed to go out, party, and feel hot. Society loves to act like your life ends at 30, but honestly? This era might just be...

19. Toxic Soul Ties and The Truth About Twin Flames 18.08.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we get deep into our spiritual side —talking angel numbers, life path numbers, and twin flames (they're really not what you think). We unpack the beauty and the bullshit of soul connections, and why just because you feel a soul tie with someone doesn’t mean you’re meant to end up with them. We get into the toxic mentalities around twin flames and soulmates , how they’...

18. Not Everyone Claps When you Win 08.08.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we start off strong—talking vibrators , obviously—before spiraling into a deeper conversation about bullying , not fitting in, and why we’ve always felt a little different. We reflect on our younger years, being the outsiders, and how cancel culture now feels like bullying with a rebrand. Then we get into jealousy , support , and how people show up—or don’t . Alycia s...

17. I’m Not Famous Yet, But I Already Have Stalkers 01.08.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re diving into starpower and stalkers —because Alycia has entered her pre-fame era, and the unhinged attention is already rolling in. We’re breaking down the multiple stalker situations she’s dealt with, and how this is clearly just a sign that she’s destined for fame. Meanwhile, Carly doesn’t have stalkers… because she is the stalker. But it’s fine—she can talk he...

16. Mercury’s in Retrograde and Our Feet Are Famous 25.07.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re spiraling (with reason)—because Mercury retrograde is ruining our lives . We kick things off with some cosmic chaos, then recap our night at the Russ concert and the very real perks of being besties with a psychic—like knowing every man’s dick game before you even know his name. Then we get into the wildest plot twist yet: Carly is now foot famous on TikTok afte...

15. Cheating, Boundaries, and Making Your Own Rules 11.07.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re getting into the cheating our exes did , but more importantly—we’re talking about what we’ve learned about relationships since. We dive into the reality that every relationship has its own rules , and it’s not anyone else’s place to judge—as long as both people are on the same page. Carly opens up about how her relationship works, the unconventional rules that a...

14. I Wanted Tequila, Not Drama 04.07.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , Carly tells the story of how a casual night out almost turned into a bar fight when she asked a guy if he had a girlfriend— and his girlfriend suddenly appeared. We’re talking misdirected rage, and the kind of chaotic energy that can only happen when tequila is involved. From there, we spiral into stories of the times we’ve been in fights, almost in fights, or just ha...

13. How to Successfully Manifest Everything 13.06.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re embracing our full Type B energy —chaotic, unstructured, and somehow still out here making this podcast every week. We get into the power of being delusional and the wild things we’ve manifested. Alycia shares her actual tips on manifesting love, while Carly spirals about how she would be absolutely insufferable if she were single. If you’ve ever thought you wer...

12. Not Everyone Likes Us (And Honestly? We Don’t Care) 06.06.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , we’re getting into how people perceive us—and spoiler: it’s not always glowing. Alycia gives certified best friend energy, while Carly somehow gets side-eyed by strangers on the street for simply existing. But honestly? At this point, we are who we are. We also unpack the time we were both roasted on Reddit after a surprise cameo on Married at First Sight , and let’s...

11. Injectables, Identity Crises, and Intuitive Bestie Bonding 23.05.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , Carly’s back from her San Diego birthday trip and officially in her 30s—which means we’re spiraling (just a little) about aging , the future , and how we actually feel about entering a new decade. We get a little deep (shocking, we know) about what 30 means to us, then naturally shift into a conversation about plastic surgery, filler, Botox , and the very specific wor...

10. Drunk, Delusional and Divinely Protected 16.05.2025

This week on Toxic Behavior , Carly kicks things off with her recent experience getting drunk for a police academy field sobriety test (yes, really), and then spirals into a story about mistaken stalking —that moment when you know someone, but they’ve never actually met you. From there, we dive into stories of nights we definitely had one drink too many, and finally, we confront a deeply important...

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