Too Moofs

Remember Nanny McPhee? It's Episode 83 - Cancelling Licenses, Cancelling Planes In this frantic episode, we blab about... - Music huas - Spit-taking strangers' smoothies - School supply stress - Ninja smoke exits - Workplace Draw 4 feelings And so much more! Subscribe to us on YouTube and watch our shows!

So hungry, we could eat our shoe...it's Episode 82 - What in Weird Al Tarnation? In this lackluster episode, we discuss: - The Beef Wellington family - Milk bag insanity - Disney cruise commercial cheating storylines - Soy sauce meth - Body disposal test runs And so much more! Don't forget to buy our merch NOW before prices go up on August 1. TooMoofs.com/merch

Law & Order Sound is Dun Dun, it's Episode 81 - It's-a Me! I'm In Jamaica! In this interrupted episode, we blab about: - Binge etiquette - Sucking on hotel toes - Bursting Capri Suns - Stanky leg up a mountain - Snobby candy stereotypes And so much more! Don't forget to get some sweet merch at TooMoofs.com/merch

The slide won't inflatey, it's Episode 80 - Up for Some Weekend Bloodshed? In this wrapped up episode, we digest: - AI celebrity voices - Lozenges...just lozenges.... - Selling Johnnycakes - Missing mascot heads - Cocaine breath strips And so much more! Don't forget to get your place clean by vising Jennifer and Ashley over at https://www.hermajestyservices.com/

Don't spelunk in a mine, it's Episode 79 - Too Many Swords In this forgotten about show, we ponder: - Funko Pop dopplegangers - Hitting kids with t-shirts - Foul ball hot dog scams - Stolen spoons - Kelly Kapowski's shower And so much more! Don't forget to visit TooMoofs.com/sticker to get yourself a free sticker!

Turning On the Hot Plate, it's Episode 78 - Drowning in a Commercial In this flavorful episode, we blab about: - Uncle Sam's wife - 90s flexes - Vin Diesel tourette syndrome - Happy Hour" procedures - Winning video games when you're dead And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to us on your favorite podcast apps! Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!

On The Office they fired Devin....it's Episode 77 - Tastes Like A Tiger's Blood Slushie In this distant episode, we ponder: - Aggressive Canadian homeless - Mailing poop to your enemies - Used wet hotel towels - Going to jail for a free cookie - Illiterate professional athletes And so much more! Don't forget, you can always e-mail us at Show@TooMoofs.com or text us at 347-MY-MOOFS

Don't Have Too Many Side Chicks, It's Episode 76 - How Much for Wyoming? In this hyper episode, we ponder.... - Evolution of Emo music - Motivational drumming - Timeless cereals - Cocaine first dates - Cancer texts And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!

Don't drink and drive, it's Episode 75 - Biting Into Machu Picchu In this rejuvinated episode, we blab about: - Dog poop mysteries - Inattentive barbers - Furious makeout sessions - Optimal holiday landings - Dinner with Kim Jong-Un And so much more! Make sure you start your year fresh by utilizing our friends at Her Majesty Services! hermajestyservices.com

Washed up ashore, it's Episode 74 - Hashtag Me Tow In this revived episode, we discuss: - Fishing for conversation topics - Tweaking soccer - The ballad of Lester Fixins - Corporate thank you conspiracies - Grocery store match game And so much more! We know it may be past the holiday season, but you can still always get merch at TooMoofs.com/merch

Fiddle Dee Dee, it's Episode 73 - Dusty Peanuts In this "Kenny got lazy" episode, we chat about: - Inconvenient Houses - Cheese scented nail polish - Terrible attack animals - The awfulness of the recent Karate Kid movie - Failed food segments And so much more! Hope y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Get a Clue - It's Episode 72: Kink Shaming is My Kink In this constantly uploaded episode, we blab about: - Fake raw meat - What to do with stolen art - Tuesdays versus Sundays - Nose biting - Chocolate bunny destruction And so much more! (Including probably the worst audio we've ever done as we almost die on air....) Check us out on YouTube and subscribe to Too Moofs!

Featuring guest rapper Big Pun, it's Episode 71 - Donkey P Enterprises In this rambling episode, we blab about.... - Alcoholic ice cream - Awkward high school reunion awards - Being married to inventions - Multigenerational cereals - Blending iPhones And so much more! Get yourself a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker!

Remember Brandon Lee? It's Episode 70 - Foot Locker Prayer Circle In this forgotten episode, we ponder: - European listeners - Stinky sock Coca Cola - Forgetting money at an ATM - Sucking on frozen sausages - Medieval Tinder And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, or Spotify!

Ring Doorbell chime, it's Episode 69 - Have I Not Been Enjoying Them Warm? In this high-five worthy episode, we celebrate: - Ying Yang Twins light budget - Chinese food accuracy - Aggressive ice dispensers - Pantsing rates - Eating gourmet cat food If you haven't heard the news already, please consider donating on PayPal to TooMoofs@gmail.com where all money raised will go towards buying gift card...

I sealed your fate, it's Episode 68 - Push It n Smush It In this sophomoric episode, we digest: - Drunk blind people - Urinal power moves - Time traveling Eminem - Disposable plungers - Drowning in chocolate And so much more! Please subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!

Keep that engine revvin, it's Episode 67 - Eye Patches Give You Sea Cred We thought we'd treat you to some 4th of July talkin by yakking about: - Mayo on french fries - Mispronouncing Buc-ees - Gas station parking rules - End of the world jobs - Pee pee milkshakes And so much more! Be safe and keep your fingers this holiday season!

Skateboard Tricks are Sick - It's Episode 66: Sarcstic Jersey Compliments In this way too long-awaited episode, we blab about: - Sci-fi movie jobs - Tonail fungus cartoons - Scratch off prize splits - Big Daddy 2 plot ideas - Human zoo tricks And so much more! Don't forget to get a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Can I drive? It's Episode 65 - My Dad Has A Weed Guy In His Phone In this wacky episode, we ponder: - The bell curve of high school reunions - Carmen Sandiego skills - Peanut butter and Spaghettio hot dogs - Universal conversation starters - Taste testing Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple Podcast, or Google Podcast!

Washed up on shore, it's Episode 64 - My Grandpa Sweats When He Sits Down Too In this tasty episode, we digest... - Eating mac and cheese ice cream - 70s football theme songs - Getting stuck in an outhouse - Proper s'more ratios - The most important color to see And so much more! Don't forget, you can get merch anytime at TooMoofs.com/merch

Don't chop down the tree, it's Episode 63 - It Looks Reliable In this fanatical episode, we fawn over: - Hard Mountain Dew flavors - All you can eat eggs - Chess boxing - Easter condoms - Agreeing on birthday lyrics And so much more! Special thanks to our special guest Michelle aka Lego Shelly! Check out her Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/legoshelly And if you're her "only"....."fan"....le...

You know what to do! It's Episode 62 - Flat Pepper Grinder In this long-awaited episode, we rant about: - Taste testing Pepsi Nitro - Space shuttle piggyback rides - Kiss cam planning - Nude jackhammering - Clutch hot dogs Subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!

Get away from thes sun, it's Episode 61: The Nicest Hole Tournament In this spicy episode, we debate: - Drive-Thru menaces to society - Baby experiments - Yet ANOTHER scam e-mail - Crazy strawberry pickers - Salad bar pudding And so much more! Please consider donating to fellow listener Jessica's GoFundMe for her fiance! https://www.gofundme.com/f/bsn3p-justin-and-family?utm_source=customer&utm_me...

Ten Plus Fifty...Episode 60 - Sometimes You Just Gotta Scissor In this action-packed episode we blabber about: - The flavor of space - Recapping our time on the Samantics Podcast - Old men punching conspiracy theorists - Traumatic kids movies - Skunks with rabies And so much more! Make sure you're subscribing to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!

It's time to shine! Episode 59 - No Thank You! In this stalkerish episode, we discuss: - Scorched Earth ex boyfriends - Tomato throwing ripeness - Jerk genies - Potato perfumes - Gambling on the Pope And so much more! Shout out to our newest sponsor Declass ified Cosmetics! Combine makeup and conspiracy theories and be the first to get their merch at declassifiedcosmetics.com