Tiny Dots: Stories, Review, Fun

We are back with season 2 of Going Nowhere Fast? Will anything change?    Today we are talking with our best friend Rusty about her time seeing God, Joni Mitchell lore, important tips on fashion, and what its like being a tour guide in a major city. We will be back next month everyone! 

Howdy all, and welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast, this time our yearly roundup. This is a relaxed episode featuring us just being goofy, so hope you enjoy it, and enjoy the new year! 

Welcome back to another spoooooooooky installment of Going Nowhere Fast, the show where.... well, its in the title. Today we have a spooky tournament, updates on dating lives, off the cuff advice, and a weird detour about drugs which we dont advise anyone to actually take our thoughts seriously. Nuff said. 

On todays episode, we talk about the Olympics, The One Direction 3D movie, Condoms, Scotland and Body Building. 

Bit of a more relaxed episode this time around. We talk about a trip to the zoo, how bodybuilding is going, answer some more stupid questions, and are both very very tired. 

A brand new show that I found on a flashdrive buried in the desert. Its totally not me and someone I know. Totally. Gone are the days of our PG show, so please be warned, we got some cussing and adult themes in this one.    Today we talk about trees, motorcycles, dating, putting away laundry, lizards, and the Unibomber.

Brand new show, brand new us! Welcome to the first DC Deep Dive, the show where we read the most important comics from a given year, and then kvetch about them. In this episode, we read the following comics    Batman #97, Superman #103, Batman #99, Detective Comics #230, Adventure Comics #229.    Next episode's reading list:    Detective Comics #233, Superman #106, Showcase #4, Detective Comics #2...

Episode 10 Coco, in which we discuss the moral ramification of statue movement, mom goes off on a horrifying tangent, family, loss, and tons of other happy things.  Ratings:  Ash 10, Max 10, Ben 9, Mom 10, Dad 9. Avg: 9.6/10  Next Episode: ??? (Listen to find out)    Sources  Robinson, Joanna (December 6, 2016). "Pixar's Coco is a 'Love Letter to Mexico' in the Age of Trump" . Vanity Fair. Archive...

Episode 9 Black Hole, in which we discuss bad science, listen to Steve pitch another terrible movie idea, talk about Max's love for robots, and really just roast a terrible movie for a good bit of time. Oh, also Ben says some stupid stuff again. That's just a given on these shows though.  Ratings: Ash 3.5, Max 2, Ben 3, Mom .3, Dad 5. Avg: 2.76/10  Next Weeks Show: Coco (Season 2 Finale).  Sources...

Episode 8: Finding Nemo in which Mom makes another lewd reference, we talk about our favorite fish and the best places to live in the ocean, and Ben gets mocked over not loving the music. All this and more... on Disney Rewind  Ratings: Ash 9.5, Max 9.5, Ben 9, Mom 10, Dad 9.7. Avg: 9.5/10  Sources Finding Nemo, 2004 DVD, commentary The Pixar Story by Leslie Iwerks, 2007 documentary "Megan Mullally...

Oh yeah, we are back.  Disney Rewind returns with the first of many episodes. I've prerecorded a ton, just need to edit and juggle that with school. Who cares about that though, we are here for Disney Rewind.  Episode 7: The Sword In The Stone where we get political (shocker), talk about the historical inaccuracies of this film, and discuss why in gods name that Wart had 3 voice actors. THREE. Als...

We are back with another Tiny Dots, this time featuring my two best pals, Eason and Mikey. Please note this was recorded in December/January, pre COVID, so any plans mentioned either happened before COVID, or was cancelled due to it. I just don't want anyone thinking we here at Tiny Dots don't take this stuff seriously, wear a mask.    Eason and Mikey are more than just my best friends, they are a...

Episode 6: Onward in which we debut another zany segment, talk about re-watchability, human connection, the dead horse from The Never Ending story, and a deleted scene.  Ratings: Ash 7.5, Max 9, Ben 8, Mom 8, Dad 7. Avg: 7.9/10  Sources:  Variety staff (July 14, 2017). "D23: Pixar Announces Untitled Quest Movie Set in 'Suburban Fantasy World'" . Variety . Archived from the original on July 15, 201...

Episode 5: Black Cauldron in which we discuss the heroes journey, when audiences are going to be ready for this movie, our first movies,  when a children's show can get dark and the time that Max and I tried to actually kill each other.  Ratings: Ash 3, Max 3.5, Ben 4, Mom .5, Dad 1. Avg: 2.4/10  Sources:  Kois, Dan (October 19, 2010). "Revisiting The Black Cauldron, the Movie That Almost Killed D...

Episode 4 of Disney rewind in which the gang talks about cancel culture, the life and times of Bob Hoskins (Okay, it's just gushing about the Mario Bros movie), Whether kids shows are growing too soft, and how easy it is for Max to be entertained    Ratings: Ash 7, Max 2, Ben 8, Mom 6, Steve 9.7. Avg: 6.5/10    Sources:  Amblin Entertainment ; Silver Screen Partners ; Touchstone Pictures ; produce...

The gang reviews the 2009 film Up! We discuss loss, love, what this film does right, and the depths at which this film goes into in regards to mourning. We also talk about other random movies towards the end, but I'll treat that as something of a post credit scene.  Ratings: Ash 10, Max 10, Ben 10, Mom 10, Dad 10. Avg: 10/10 (New High Score)  Sources:  Docter, Pete, director. Up . Liu, Ed (Februar...

Extraordinary stories, ordinary people, it's Tiny Dots.  Today we are joined by musician, comedian, content curator, and rat enthusiast, Chad Mojito. In this episode, we discuss what it is like taking care of rats, what a meme culture really is, early days of the internet, and much much more.  You can find all of his links here:  https://about.me/NDM?fbclid=IwAR3XVy4s3C3jz0LUVXGkN-BnAl-GQXwdcz7CJB...

We are back with another episode of Disney Rewind, this time looking at the Princess and the Frog. Will we like it? Will we hate it? Other topics discussed are whether or not they would be vegans, the star studded battle royal for the right to play Tiana, and more rambling about films we aren't reviewing. Plus, we reveal the next film we are reviewing.  Ratings: Ash 8.5, Max 8, Ben 6, Mom 5, Dad 6...

New life, new us. At the Tiny Dots network, we proudly present a new show, discussing the history and work of Disney studios. Of course, we need to start with Snow White. More Rod Squad content to come, but for now, it's Disney time. This is a pilot, so we only have room to grow. We hope you enjoy.  Ratings: Ash 6.75, Max 4, Ben 8, Mom 3.5, Dad (Steve) 9. Avg: 6.25/10  Sources:  Grimm 053: Little...

Episode 23: Still Valley in which we have friend of the show Brenna on, we discuss the civil war, and magical non pooping pugs. It's our triumphant return. More content very soon.  Rating: Connor 6, Kory 5, Ben 5, Ashley 4, Tabitha 4.5, Jamie 5, Brenna 4. Avg: 4.8 Intro Music: Friend of the Devil - The Grateful Dead  

The gang is all here, to discuss another brand new twilight zone episode. This one we didn't like as much, well some of us didn't, who knows, I mean I do, but you gotta listen to figure it out. This is, the Nightmare at 30,000 feet discussion.    Opening Music: Bad Guy - Billie Eilish 

We are back with a BRAND NEW EPISODE OF A BRAND NEW TWILIGHT ZONE!! I am beyond excited that we are actually watching a new twilight zone. This is a reaction/review of Season 1, Episode 1: The Comedian, in which we talk about.... well our thoughts!    Intro: Lil Peep - Falling Down 

Episode 22: Steel in which we discuss if friend of the show Steve is a robot, the importance of a filler episode, the morality and ethics of the NFL and UFC, and how creepy those robots looked.  Rating: Connor 8, Kory 9, Ben 8, Ash 4, Tabitha 7, Jamie 7.5, Avg: 7.25  Apologies for this math error, blame Ash :)  Intro and Outro Music: Hear Me Calling - Juice WRLD

We are back for another spoooooooky bonus episode. This time we discuss what scares us about horror and non horror movies. Guest stars are Max (my brother), Rebecca who has been an expert on the show, and Steve from the podcast Egads! I am working on the next actual episode of the Rod Squad as well, so be prepared.    Intro Music: Sugar Were Going Down by Fall Out Boy. 

Episode 21: Elegy, in which we discuss politics for farrrrrr to long, talk about the ugly lady that won the beauty contest, and we all wonder why it took Ben two months to put this episode out. Fair warning, editing isn't the best in this one, very busy time in our schedules, but we will be back stronger than ever very soon.  Rating: Connor 3, Kory 5, Ben 6, Ash 7, Tabitha 7, Jamie 5.5, Avg: 5.6. ...