Thirsty Thursdays

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND WELCOME TO THIRSTY THURSDAYS FIRST PODCAST OF 2024! WE HAVE THE SHERMINATOR FROM HUMBOLDT COUNTY AND HE BAKES! MULTIPLE WIVES IS COOL! HANDSOME619 AND LENNY ARE EMBARKING ON THEIR OWN PODCAST WITH THE MASKED J. AND THE EWOK VILLAGE IS IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA!

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY COLONOSCOPY AND WHAT A FANTASTIC EXPERIENCE IT WAS! SOME NURSES LIKE TO SNEEK A DICK TOUCH. POUR YOSELF A NICE STERN DRINK AND JOIN ME THE JUAN AND ONLY WITH THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE DIVE INTO MY COLON CARE. PEOPLE HAVE HOBBIES, DON'T JUDGE!

DJ REIGN BOUGHT A NEW CAR! WHO DON'T LOVE MRS. DOUBTFIRE? CORRECTION: LEA SALONGA IS NOT DEAD! ANIMATED DISNEY IS BETTER THAN LIVE ACTION, DON'T KISS SLEEPING WHITE WOMEN, DISNEY'S SONG OF THE SOUTH AIN'T RACIST? AND WHO DON'T WANT TWO DICKS? I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY, POUR YOSELF A STERN DRINK AND JOIN ME AND THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE COME TOGETHER AND RUN OUR MOUTHS AND TALK SHIT.

THIS EPISODE 20? PEOPLE OFTEN ASK IF WE'RE SETTING UP KARAOKE. MABLE GOT A PROMOTION AND NOW BUYS FANCY TAMPONS. WORK ASKING FOR YOU TO RETURN YOUR HOME WORK COMPUTER? YOU'RE FUCKED. YOU AIN'T LIVING UNTILL YOU REVERSE COWGIRL A BIDET. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY. POUR YOURSELF A FILTHY STRONG DRINK AND JOIN ME WITH THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE DIVE INTO SOME COMEDIC CONVOS AT THE REGAL IN LA MESA.

TONIGHT WE HAVE A INTIMATE SESSION WITH MUSICIAN DAVID DEEZNUTS. THE MAN ENJOYS IPA BEERS, IS A CHILD OF THE 80'S, CONVERSATIONS ABOUT MUSIC AND LOVES TO ROCK! FUCK REALITY TV BECAUSE IT AIN'T REAL. POUR YOSELF A STERN DRINK AND JOIN ME THE JUAN AND ONLY AS WE DIVE INTO DAVID DEEZNUTS.

COME AT ME WITH ANOTHER JUAN AND DON'T CALL ME MAYBELLINE! MAN YO GLITTERY, SPORTS CRUSHES, DON'T HYPE MEDIOCRE FOOD IN MY HOME TOWN OF CV, YOU DON'T GO TO KEARNY MESA FOR BIRRIA, MAIN CHICK'S WAIVER SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH IS NO JOKE, CRANBERRY JUICE KILLS THE FIRE, I GUESS I NEED TO GO TO THE CRACK SHACK, THE FIRST TIME I BOMBED ON STAGE AND DON'T FABRICATE A WILD FOOD PRODUCT NAME AND NOT HAVE M...

DOGGY STYLE APPROPRIATION, YOU'RE NOW ZBONG, THE CA BLACK OUT, WE FEARED THE MIGHTY STORM, AVATAR IS THE NEW DANCES WITH WOLFS AND WE DISCOVERED HOW TO KILL THE WORLD. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN & ONLY! JOIN ME AND THE THIRSTY CREW AS WE DIVE INTO SOME REAL FUN BAR CONVERSATIONS. SO POUR YOSELF A COLD ADULT DRTINK AND LISTEN TO OUR NONSES. WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAY!

WELCOME TO THE OFFROAD EPISODE, HANDSOME619 AND STONEBONER619 TAKE US ON A AUDITORY OFFROAD EXPERIENCE. THESE TWO LOVE CARS, GOING FAST AND GETTIN SAND IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY BRINGING THE ESSENTIAL OILS AND JUICES. POUR YOSELF A STERN ONE AND JOIN ME AND THE THIRSTY CREW AS DIVE INTO OUR MOTOR SHOW EPISODE.

Mable's nickname won't stick, Handsome619 joins the thirsty crew and he's Evel Knievel, Mexican women serving their men, Sham is down to knuckle you, black and white squirrels are cute and you can eat everything in the woods. I'm your host the Juan and only, pour yoself a cold strong one and sit back and join us for a wild one. WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS AND DON'T DRINK TIJUANA SHOWER WATER!

WHAT UP OHIO?! We meet a San Diegan who's got a 7 hundo mortgage with more than 50 acres out in OHIO. We all got work stories, mine involve being accused of shit I don't do/say and man these ladies are creative. Reminiscing Comic Con Stories, ah the good old days. Had a medical issue involving a inward boner that my PCP couldn't figure out. I'M YOU'RE HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY! POUR YOSELF A STRONG O...

TONIGHT! JOINING US STONE BONER619, BEEZY, LIZZY AND KEVIN. WE COVER RIDDING HARD AND HUNG WET, READING CHILDREN'S BOOKS, YOU MARRIED WENDY PEFFERCORN? SMOKING MEATS AND MAYO TO BREAD SPREAD! I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN & ONLY. POUR YOSELF A STRONG DRINK AND JOIN OUR NONSENSE. WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS, KEEP IT MOIST!

CHIMPS AS PETS, WE READ OUR FIRST CHILDS AUDIO BOOK, POPPY THE AUSTRALIAN SHEPARD HUSKY MIX AND SOME SAY HERPES IS TRENDING. NOT ME, DEFINITELY NOT TRENDING HERE. SO POUR YORSELF A STERN DRINK AND JOIN US FOR A FEW LAUGHS. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY AND WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS.

LETS SHOOT THE SHIT ABOUT TAXATION WITH OUT REPRESENTATION IS THEFT, RADIOACTIVE BANANAS, EVOLUTION VS, ADAPTATION, GRUDGED FUCKS, GUNS AND THE ABILITY TO SHARE AND RESPECT DIFFERENT OPINIONS. SO GET YOSELF A SAVORY COLD WET ADULT BEVERAGE AND LAUGH AT OUR NONSENSE! I'M YOU'RE HOST, THE JUAN AND ONLY AND WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS!

Tonight we chat about my dork nerf hobby, needing glasses, THICK MODELS , nano tech , TikTok, the CHINA CONNECTION and spiders chasing yo ass. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY! POUR YOURSELF A STRONG COLD BEVERAGE, WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS!

THICK MODELS ARE FINE AS FUCK, WHO DOESN'T ROAD RAGE TO THEMSELVES, FOUND BOOKS WITH MICRO CHIPS, GOING DOWN DEEP RABBIT HOLES AND THE AMAZON HULK DONG ORDER. CLEAR YOUR SEARCH HISTORIES FOLKS. SO POUR YOURSELF A NICE STRONG COLD DRINK AND FOR YOUR AUDITORY PLEASURE, I'M THE JUAN AND ONLY AND WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS!

We learn Shamwow loves captive gorilla porn and Jupiter is a picky eater diving into the world of food porn. Thanks to Shamwow and Jahrese for taking over hosting duties as I address my drink situation. What does one do when drunk and horny? How long does one rub one out for? And is fucking for an hour to long? Just some of the hard hitting questions addressed today on Thirsty Thursdays with the J...

GABY OPENS UP ABOUT EXPERIENCING NUDE GROUP SHOWERS, I CONFESS TO BEING UNCIRCUMCISED, STONE BONER 619 HAS SEEN A TON OF DICKS. I'M YOUR HOST THE JUAN AND ONLY AND JOIN US ON THIS FILTHY AUDITORY ADVENTURE. WE'RE THIRSTY THURSDAYS!

What can go wrong with single guys giving relationship advice? A WHOLE FUCKEN LOT! Tune in, pour yourself a stern drink and listen to our nonsense. I'm your host The Juan and Only and we're Thirsty Thursdays.

WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW! I'm your host, The Juan and Only. Some of our topics today, zip tie magic, Indiana Jones forever and I didn't know a woman wearing your sweater is a sign YOU FUCKIN. "Small technical issue to lay on ya, episode is only 30 minutes and a few seconds". So pour yo self a stern drink with us and get lit. We're Thirsty Thursdays.

I DO LOVES ME SOME SINNING! Let's talk about petty actions at work and why I don't pray. Now what ever you believe in, whom ever you worship, that's your business. I have my own thoughts, theories and reasons why I don't pray. So sit back, have a strong drink and we're Thirsty Thursdays. Thank you for joining us and LETS PRAY!

WHAT'S GOOD WHAT'S GOOD?! Our first rainless Thursday got us all in need of good conversation and some serious hydration. Strawberry Monkey Squirt, diarrhea, Jack In D Box tacos, Tijuana vacation massacre destinations, Tesla Tannels and Ambeezy don't know the meaning of FRUGAL. Frugal /froog(e)l/ Adjective Sparing or economical with regard to fucken money or food. "He led a remarkably fucken fruga...

JUST A FEW SOUND CLIP TREATS OF EPISODE 3.

TIDDIS TIDDIS TIDDIS WE ALL LOVE TIDDIS. Hello hello hello the Juan and only here and sorry for the delay in episodes. Just as you read it, we talking tiddis from the get go. Thanks for stopping by and hope you enjoy our nonsense. HAPPY THISTY THURSDAY TO YA!

Welcome to Thirsty Thursdays, I'm your host The Juan & Only. Join me and my cohosts, Ambeezy, CT and DJ Reign as we embark into the conversation unknown on our first episode. I've posted up with mics at my favorite watering hole to bring you a night of uncencored conversations with anyone and everyone. We never know what we'll be walking into, so we hope you enjoy the journey with us and thank...

WELCOME TO THIRSTY THURSDAYS! Come on in, take that heavy weight called life off your shoulders an open up a cold one with us. I'm your host The Juan and Only. Join me and my cohosts as we traverse interesting and comedic conversations we recorded at our favorite watering hole. Now please be understanding that these are REAL PEOPLE, in the REAL WORLD, who possibly use ADULT LANGUAGE and or speak a...