The Unseeing Critics

In this episode, we reveal some important news about "The Unseeing Critics". Discussed in this episode are the movies "Tango and Cash", "Dick Tracy", "House Party", and "Ghostbusters 2". We also go a bit off the rails, but that is normal in all of our episodes. Enjoy and remember to Like, Share, Subscribe, and Share the podcast. Thank you to all wh...

💫 Gravity’s got us hooked—literally and literarily—as Richard kicks off the show by announcing, “I’m reading a book about gravity… 💩 From there, things get weirdly educational: Did you know wombats poop in cubes? That’s right—square-shaped poop. It helps them mark their territory without it rolling away. Nature is practical... and just a little unsettling. 🎬 It’s 1987 rewind time with two cinem...

🦴💀 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? We kick things off with bone-dry humor and dive straight into the deep end of weird animal facts. 🦥🐬 In today’s showdown of breath-holding beasts: sloths vs. dolphins! Shockingly, sloths can hold their breath for up to 40 minutes, while dolphins only manage around 15. Nature’s laziest creature is also one of its sneakiest swimmers. Who knew? 📚 Book Cor...

This is a continuation of the previous week's episode. We talk about the books, Jesse wants Richard to get punched in the face, and other Pod Boss type behavior. Remember to like, share, subscribe, rate, and review... or Jesse will get you too with the Pod Boss Driver!

In this episode, we are introduced to Sped Home Ec, Jesse and his band, "Jesse and the Sped Balls", as well as we discuss "The Great Outdoors" and "Young Guns". Be sure to like, share, subscribe, rate, and review if you want Jesse and the Sped Balls to play at your wedding!

we discuss Pale Rider, and other stuffs in this episode.

Get our thoughts on this movie, starring Tom Cruise. A somewhat shorter episode, we think, maybe it'll be entertaining?

This week’s episode brings the usual chaos, coffee, and questionable sponsorships—featuring Uncle Barry’s Whisper Bacon , LintBuddy™ , Captain Cluck’s Tactical Chicken Vest , and the mysterious new household hazard known only as ZorpWipes™ . We dive into a new Blind Item Review involving something squishy, suspiciously colorful, and emotionally supportive—unless you try to eat it. (We won’t spoil...

🎙️ Podcast Summary: "Flashlights, Fartandles, and Found Families" This week’s episode is powered by caffeine and chaos, courtesy of our sponsors: Blindside Beans—because if you can't see straight, at least you can sip straight—and Alan’s Fartandle, capturing the essence of regret in wax form. Oh, and don't forget Gersh’s Mullet in a Minute—for when life demands instant party mode...

This week on The Unseeing Critics, things get wild, weird, and wonderfully electric. Richard and Jesse dive into the Blind Item Review with an item that’s smooth, sleek, and suspiciously life-changing—one reviewer’s spouse thought they were cheating. (Spoiler alert: it’s just a really good lint remover… or is it?) Alan is back in another Fun Fact, this time hiring “Flamboyant One” Rooster Cockburn...

🎙️ **Episode Recap: Teeth, Apocalypses, and That One "Glow-y" Item** In this episode of *The Unseeing Critics*, Richard and Jesse dive into **Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star**, discussing its awkward underdog charm, Adam Sandler’s influence, and whether this movie’s cult status is deserved—or just delusional.📚 Richard reviews the first two books in *America Falls* by Scott Medbury, highlighting i...

In this episode, Jesse dives deep into Full Throttle , a chilling collection of 12 horror short stories that'll keep your nightlights on, while Richard rolls solo through the quirky pages of Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer , a LitRPG where monsters chase dreams and loopholes. They tackle a Blind Item Review that’s apparently saved relationships (spoiler: it involves hygiene and possibly your...

This week, Richard and Jesse dive headfirst into the chaos, comedy, and controlled explosions of life, entertainment, and weirdness: Richard's Recap includes a breakdown of Reacher Season 3, Episodes 1–7 (spoiler alert: it’s still not safe to pick a fight in a diner), a plug for Discount Dan by James Hunter (LitRPG gold with coupons), and a look into The Studio , where things get unexpectedly...

In this week’s delightfully unhinged episode, the gang tackles the big questions: Is cereal just sad soup? What even is a Buffalo Hunter Hunter? And why did Richard watch War of the Noobs alone—was it punishment or pleasure? We blindly review a suspiciously judgmental bone-shaped object that may or may not be a toddler torture device, and Jesse gets an unexpected love-hate letter from Bernice, an...

In this episode of The Unseeing Critics , Jesse and Richard dive into the hard-hitting topics that truly matter—like the divisive nature of flip-flops, the ultimate fast-food french fries, and the horrors of public restrooms (spoiler: porta potties are involved). The duo, well Richard, also takes a dive into Dungeon Crawler Carl: This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinniman, discussing donut holes (the i...

Jesse talks about Severence, "No Laughing Matter", and Richard has been in a "reading only" mood. Other books and some nostalgia stuff is discussed as we do our typical rambling.

We discuss the fact that Pennsylvania creates everything, including reading, movies, and Club Foot Dancin'!

"Best of the Best 2" "The Perfect Weapon" "What Happens Next" by Christina Suzann Nelson Narrated by: Rebecca Quinn Robertson https://www.audible.com/pd/What-Happens-Next-Audiobook/B0BRL8D3SJ?qid=1737990228&sr=1-2&ref_pageloadid=not_applicable&pf_rd_p=83218cca-c308-412f-bfcf-90198b687a2f&pf_rd_r=F3DWGN7RZKDF0EKS1W3A&plink=afATy7dhSjBS7vRG&pageL...

Jesse talks about Squid Game, Richard talks about "Invincible Fight Girl", and the book "Under or Underneath the Breaking Sky book collection/series.

We catch up from our hiatus, discussing some of the things that we've watched and read over the break. Check out the episode to discover Jesse's MS moment, how we both did something on New Year's Eve, and other tid bits.

In this episode, we discuss "Jingle All the Way 1 and 2", some weird stuff that Jesse watched, life in general, and upcoming stuffs.

Twister, Twisters, Storm Chasers, Mickey's Christmas Carol, and other things are mentioned in this podcast. We do talk some Fantasy Football, how the Cowboys managed to surprise everyone, and how Jesse watched that game wile sleeping.

In this heartfelt holiday episode of The Unseeing Critics, Richard and Jesse share why this Christmas season has been particularly challenging for Richard. He reflects on cherished holiday memories, the magic of A Christmas Vacation and The Muppet Christmas Carol, and how these classics bring a sense of comfort during tough times. Richard also dives into his recent podcast binges, including his fa...

In this lively episode of The Unseeing Critics, Jesse and Richard take a humorous and nostalgic dive into the holiday classic Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving, offering their unique "male adulting" perspective on the Peanuts gang’s unconventional feast and timeless lessons. What Jesse Watched Jesse got into the holiday spirit with a festive lineup that included Garfield Christmas, Santa Claus is Comin...