The Unrefined Sophisticates Podcast

🎙️ New Episode Alert! 🎧 Ayyy! Good morning to everyone except the goof troops and pick me’s out here putting capes and ☂️ on, and writing letters for that petite guy with no hairline, found guilty of shooting a Black woman 💅🏽  💐 on In this episode, Kan gives his twin brother Future some real-time flowers, we dive into the Tory Lamez sentencing and the role he played outside of the gun and shoo...

🎙️ New Episode Alert! 🎧 Ayyy! Get into the latest episode, where we caught the breeze and a vibe as we recorded live from the rooftop at #JackiesPDX, during the Hightop Happy Hour, for #SneakerWeekPDX Media Day.  Huge S/O to the #Numberz Podcast Network for plugging us in.  🎬 We talked about the movie They Cloned Tyrone as if everyone else knew what we were talking about so *SPOILER ALERTS*  🍿...

In this episode, we go over the CONTROL exhibit by our very own screen-man, the immensely talented, one-of-one, visionary, Carlos Andres Cortes *reggaeton horns* Get familiar with his name and the NUBEMUNDO style by following him right now!! We get into American tipping culture, and how employers are trying to pass off paying their employees to their customers. This a reminder not to be mad at wor...

Our big 200th episode!

Ayyy! In this episode we talk about how Mr. Keke Palmer had a public meltdown after Mr. 7 o'clock himself gave her a show.  Not so shockingly, the police in France are responding to police brutality protests with unchecked violence. And don’t miss the #ITechnicallyKan segment, where Kan tells us about self replicating AI. We partying like it’s episode 199! Next one is two hundo 🏁 Grab your re...

This weeks episode covers affirmative action getting the chop, Daniel Warren, the man accused of a heinous hate crime being arrested, non-Black people trojan horsing white supremacy talking points via music/sports pages on social media, and in the  #ITechnicallyKan  segment, Kan tells us about the emotions ChatGPT recently created 🤯 It’s a lot! So grab your red cup and get unrefined with us 🥤🥃...

Ayyyyy. What a time to be alive! The following caption is brought to you by chatGPT. 🎙️ New Episode Alert! 🎧 Join Kan Jones and Morgan Jones as they recap their exhilarating day trip, celebrating a certain someone's high school graduation up North! Get ready for a discussion on the frustration of so-called "experts" who confidently share opinions as facts. In the #ITechnicallyKan AI...

What is going on in the internets?

This episode is brought to you by numb numb juice. This week we talking about money. How donations through corporations are scams, how rich folks use auctions as tax evasion, and is there a dollar amount that takes you from rich to wealthy? There’s a lot more, and Morg might be slurring a word or eight, but Kan’s energy makes up for it all, so give her some grace in this moment. Grab that red cup...

Ayyyyy! We at it again. In this episode, we quickly recap both the Woke PDX: Dear Black People event, and the Numberz Podcast Network spring Black Podcast Festival we participated in. S/O to all the Black pods in Portland, putting in this work! Most importantly we celebrate the 5th anniversary of Pusha T and Drake bangin’ on wax and giving us life-long quotables. Get your red cup and get unrefined...

We talkin wild!

We are in the house partying together!

Ayyyyy, we back with another one! This week we talked about how we would respond to security trying to kick us off our own field- word to Antonio Brown, what makes tv shows & movie remakes work or not, and our very own alpha male Kan Jones uses his voice for good by reading the description of the 100% real book, Why Women Deserve Less.  You know we got those tangents and double Aunt Andre’s on...

Ayyyyyy!! Happy #TangentTuesday Red Cup Rellies. This week as the ‘theft and addiction is ruining our cities, lock them up forever, get a job so you can get your poor out of my face,’ crowd, loudly justifies people being shot for stealing food, we ask- who is the bigger criminal, individuals survival stealing, or the corporations who help create the poverty conditions, including wage theft, that i...

THE FUTURE IS YESTERDAY

This week we walked about the difference between a respectable finesse and a wild ass fraud. Do y’all remember when we talked about the police raiding Afroman’s house,but they were at the wrong house looking for a whole different person, and then he made a song about it and used his own home security footage as a video? Well some of those officers are currently suing him for emotional distress. An...

We’re back #RedCupRelatives! This week we talk about how quickly we forget names, and how someone else’s pro-nouns maybe shouldn’t put you in your feelings- yes, Kan’s are He/Him/Daddy. How #ChrisRock doing respectability politics isn’t funny (or cute), that it’s weird he keeps bringing up Jada since she didn’t touch him, and how ridiculous it is that he keeps comparing getting smacked in the face...

This description is brought to you by chatGPT: Yo, what's good Red Cup Relatives! It's time for your weekly dose of laughter and insights with us. In this episode, we dive into the new bill proposing a $1k UBI for houseless folks in Portland. We're breaking it down and sharing our thoughts on how this could change the game. Then, we're talking about the latest Air B-n-B scam that's got us all shoo...

This week's description is brought to you by chatGPT: Yo, yo, yo! This week's episode is off the hook, y'all! We're spilling the tea on some wild stuff. First up, this white student is suing Howard University for racial discrimination. What? How you gonna walk into a HBCU and then try to sue them for being black? That's like walking into McDonald's and then suing them for serving burgers. Next, we...

Technical difficulties are over and we’re baaaaaaack. This week we go over how #ChrisBrown felt the need to throw other abusers under the bus, #Blueface responding, domestic violence as entertainment and as promised, we get back to the #PassportBros deep dive. Discussing how the name has been repurposed from the group of Black men that travel to gain life experience, to a group of Black men that t...

EP 183 

Rest in peace to Tyre Nichols, sending love and light to his family and friends and all of us impacted by yet another tragic, violent, senseless loss of life, at the hands of the police. This week we discuss the murder of Tyre Nichols, the utter failure that is American policing, how absolutely anybody can uphold hwhite supremacy and anti-Blackness, and just how calculated the rollout of informati...

This week the tangents was tangentin'. We go over Young Thugger getting a handoff in the courtroom, Flo-rida winning $82 milly from #CelsiusEnergyDrink, Ron DeSantis continuing to be a gigantic dick head and get ready to start watching #60DaysIn with us, cause that ish is wild for the night! Grab your red cup and listen up. #UnrefinedSophisticates #Podcast #RedCupSiblings #TrappinByYappin

EPISODE 180 OF THE US POD. 

This week we talk about where in the socials is Kanathan San Deigo, Walgreens was out here crying wolf all the way to the bank, Chik-fi-la was paying teens in nuggets and lemonade, and how “rising crime” is shifting the Overton window on appropriate responses, -pssst, exploding crime across the nation directly correlates to lack of resources. That is a failure of the government, not individuals- I...