The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic and Molk

Hello lovers. Well...what a fucking letdown. Nicole was AWOL, and so the major conflict of the end of the season (late-gate with Terry ) fell into...not very much. Kate and Caroline clashed, as did Victoria but not for why you think, while Sally was very polite and didn't upset anyone (and barely spoke). Meanwhile, Krissy didn't really get to fire up at all. Let's best not talk about J...

Hello lovers. One must completely debrief any issue that happened between people from a previous ep with seventeen other people (it's a rule), so it's just as well Victoria has returned so Nicole can explain everything while Terry and Kate debrief each other, and Krissy fills Dee Dee in while buying a Chanel coat. Natch. Everything else is filler foreboding the party...and what a party it...

Hello lovers. Our Tokyo trip continues and tardiness is the top of the list of issues that spring forth. Sure, we get all the standard touristy things from Krissy and Nicole and Terry and Caroline looking around the fish markets, but it's Biv's penchant for being late that gets right up Nicole's nose and opens up quite the side-taking conflict! Thankfully for Kate and Sally they were b...

Hello lovers. We've headed overseas sans Victoria (who is understandably loving herself sick in Europe for her 40th), with the rest of the ladies on Terry 's trip to boost Caroline 's spirits in Tokyo ! Kimono-tastic! If's it's not saké it's sushi, and if it's not sushi it's sobbing, and with it all comes Kate who is doing very well to stay out of everyone's cro...

Hello lovers. Solid chats, a product launch (SWIIIIIIIISH), a cooking class, and the sizzle of a Houswives trip is everything we needed from this episode...so how about your old pals Nic & Molk throw in an interview with the glorious Krissy Marsh for good measure! With the controversy of the Killcare weekend firmly behind us we can all look forward as Kate and Nicole have a weird interaction a...

Just when you thought you got out...they drag you back in, eh Caroline? Hello lovers. The aftermath of Killcare and 'fur-gate' looms large in this bitsa episode, however it's the efforts of Krissy and Caroline to try to broker peace between Kate and Victoria that draws everything together quite neatly. Not that Sally helped in the process. At all. While the others spin around keeping t...

Well, isn't this a dilly of a pickle? Hello lovers. We promised and we delivered: the first in our series of exclusive interviews with this season's housewives, starting with Victoria Montano ! Victoria has lots to add in about the weekend away, the drama-rama, what's going on in her life, how mobile phones work, and what to expect in the season to come. Delicious. The wheels are certa...

Hello lovers. Our first two-parter this season and it's delicious. The glorious Central Coast calleth, and the house that Kate has arranged in Killcare for their weekend away is incredible. The preparation is, in itself, an episode, with both Terry and Victoria teaching Kate a thing or two about what you need for a good weekend away, and separately Terry and Caroline sorting what to pack (appa...

Hello lovers. It's great to see this week people reconcile, and attempt to and fail badly. The fallout from Nicole 's dinner party continues, with both Caroline and her comments about having it all (and Sally 's views on them) and Krissy and her focus on Kate causing all sorts of catch-ups and controversy. As it turns out, that's nothing until we get a few drinks in and put our win...

Hello lovers! We've two big events this week - an Arabian Nights-themed dinner party at Nicole's, and Sydney FASHURN Week with Milana trotting the walk. What more could you want from season two of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SYDNEY?! The conflict between Kate and Krissy continues to bubble - and outright explode at the end - and it drags all the rest into its orbit. Join us as we go grocery sho...

Hello lovers! Nic & Molk are back with their usual fun, frivolity, and fuckery for the brand new season of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SYDNEY, and it couldn't be more delicious. Join us as we meet our new ladies - Victoria, Krissy, Nicole, Sally, Caroline, Terry, and Kate - and work out who knows who and why, while joining them for a patented Terry Biviano ladies luncheon. There's so much m...

The Unreal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk returns with Nic & Molk delivering the hottest of takes about the ladies and what to expect from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SYDNEY season two. This episode is simply to get you all warmed up...we have a squizz at the new trailer, introduce the cast of ladies, gush over our two returning favourites, and wade our way through each of their supplied bi...

🎼 So long, farewell, get f*cken f*cked, f*ck off... 🎶 It's a finale, so we all knew what we were gonna get...and in the end while there were sparks it was more fizz than fire. But it was still good!

Happy 40th birthday Cherry, and Shine Shine Shine Jackie, while the arguments continue

Big night in - check. That tea ad - check. Gamble's album launch - check. Now, down to business...

BABIES! The incredible baby shower from Chyka and allegedly Janet presents us with a chance to find out the gender of Jackie's bubs...and become the hotbed of controversy as The Narcissist™ checks out.

The battle lines are drawn and the gloves are off! As great as Gamble's exhibition of her father's painting is, all the controversy tonight is about The Narcissist™ (it's even bigger than Janet wearing heels to a workout!).

Some golf, a bit of a pamper, and a day on a yacht doesn't douse the venom, and there's a new player...

So, if you were wondering where the conflict was, we found it. (It was down the back of the couch in Cairns all along.)

The baby announcement is here, there's a spot of shopping ahead of Anjali's pool party, and everyone is off to celebrate Jackie's baby-moon...but it's never that simple.

There's so much going on in this episode Nic & Molk can hardly contain themselves. From babies to boobs to beers it was an ACTION PACKED episode. Come along for the fun; stay for the bad jokes.

Nic & Molk are back to discuss everything that went on in the first episode of season five, including introducing three new housewives, #glassgate, #textgate, and so many angels.

Nic & Molk are back to love, hate, and generally make massive calls over the behaviour of all the ladies on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season five.

REUNION TIME! Let's take a walk back through the garden (swamp?) that was season four of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE. There's so much to enjoy and remember, despite the season having very high highs and very low lows. Of course there's lots that needs to be aired and what has surprised Nic & Molk more than anything is the amount of unseen footage that got aired as a part of this ep. OK, look,...

...and that was it! The regular season of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season four is run and won. As an episode it was a pretty massive anti-climax; as a season finale it was all a bit all over the place. We did get some closure on some season-long storylines: Vanessa didn't get her car, but did get a deal; Gamble did get her performance for Rick (and he LOVED it); Sally did get to farewell h...