The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: One Small Step Closer to the Urinal The Mongols are Like, Hold My Beer Hamstring People as You Drive By Them The Shaft She Deserved Why do All the Men Look Like Troglodytes? A Rottweiler With its Mouth Taped Shut Industrious, ADHD, Autistic, and Dutch The Yurt People Took Over Every Dumb Caricatured Trope Come Circumlocute With Us Originally recorded December 30, 2022.

Also: Attaboy, Furnace! I Stood Up a Mormon This Morning What's This Minister's Cat Bullshit? The Ladies Agreed to Lick Radium Noxious and Yet Infectious My Doorbell is a Red Herring This Close to That Many Yoopers Vomit Up Your Botulism on the Plane Ride Home Sapiosexuals Like Me A Gong at the Center of Your Spine Originally recorded December 22, 2022.

Also: Mumble it Under His Breasts The Countdown to the Start of the Death March It Feels Tchaikovskyoid I Love People Named Dewey Too Much Dangle in Your Participle And Lo! She Was Cleft in Twain Hope the FCC Wasn't Watching A Sociopath Lover of Sunshine The Word was "Flatus" You're Covered in Sphincters Originally recorded December 16, 2022.

Also: On the Privilege Tirade Bus Sounds Like a Rice Cooker, Thank You Very Much Racist, or Historically Savvy? My Cynicism and I Spoon in the Mornings A Pizza and Whiskey Bender Animals or Body Parts in Your Taco Bell Burrito Uncle Bryan, Shitfaced When I Look Up, Water Comes Down A Gravitational Sinkhole for America's Riffraff You're a Complete Lunatic Originally recorded December 8, 2...

Also: I Love a Good Car-Crash Segue Collective Psychosis and Revolutionary Fuckery People Throw Vegetables and Feces The Satanic Temptation They Warn You About Mid-Schnauzing Some Bit of BBQ The Smash-Cuttiest of Vloggers Step Around the Pools of Vomit A Dickensian Dystopia Typhoid is Just the Start of It The Wail of Remorse From Whoville Originally recorded December 1, 2022.

Also: The Bloodiest Boxing Day Yet No Complexity Outside the Molasses Were There Kippers and a Sock? Proto-Porridge for Breakfast Myrtle is Unhappy With Her Zinnias A Few of My Favorite Things About Bogs Fatal Beatings, for 3rd Place Umami is Not Onomatopoeia Demultiplexer, Isogeneic, Stereology, Vasotocin Floridians After 2,000 Years of Isolation Originally recorded November 23, 2022.

Also: Weeping, Screaming, or Freaking the Hell Out Hitherto Unexplored Body Parts of Bizarre Animals Please, Botch Away He Played the Club-Feet Card A Cadre of Apocalyptically Motivated Individuals Hyperventilate in a Crowded Room Did You Ever Find Your Syllogism? All the Emblems of the Bourgeoisie Autism Causes Vaccines Pepper Potts, the Elephant in the Room Originally recorded November 17, 2022.

Also: Those Who Practice Scandinavery Who's Beheading Who Here? I Bit the Bullet and Bought a Flapper All About the Testicle Stomping Your Capitol is Tumescent Sandpaper on the Inside of My Eyelids You Can Literally Kick the Governor An Apologist for Horns It Was So Good I Had it Banned Did King Kong Ever do Japan? Originally recorded November 9, 2022.

Also: Inundated With the Woo-Woo He's Knifed 12 People The Human Finger in Your Taco Daddy Had Bottom Surgery Twice A Good Old Southern-Fried Baby 15 Piercings Spread Across His Face Repress Your Desire for a Tangent A First-Rate Theological Egghead Regurgitating More Comedians I See You Squinting There Originally recorded October 27, 2022.

Also: A Horrifying Message of Love I Was Clutching My Face Is Doctor Who Ever Lovable? Two in the Pink Free Poison-Dipped Knife! Despite Her Asshat of a Husband No Comma Raises My Hackles A Dysfunctional, Irascible, Utterly Loathsome Protagonist Folks Be Smoochin' Out Here The Night of the Vomit Volcano Originally recorded October 20, 2022.

Also: Belay Down the Side of a High-Rise Admirations to Soften the Blow The Foulest Stench is in the Air Festivus-Pole Your Father A for Effort, but No The Safehouse People Burn the Church Down A Spoilerific Next Episode He Got a Pass on the Blackface Simon, Saylor, Sunny, and Sage I Gripe in Relative Anonymity Originally recorded October 13, 2022.

Also: A Guarantee on a Tramp Stamp How You Feel About Skittles Work Me Make Banana Cry? The Stapler, Our Featured Hamburger She Jars a Man's Peripheral Vision I Broke Into Prison Eight Times Bromancing With a Quadriplegic Billionaire Cats, the Dog Shit Show Skinny Dipping With Marilyn Critically Dehydrated for Les Mis Originally recorded October 3, 2022.

Also:   My Mind Has Conjured Terror Birds     Rummaging Through the Rutabaga Salad     I Thought Wolves Brought You Up     The Shakespearean Travesties     He's Going to Get Egged     How Many Cobs of Corn is That?     The Place Smells Like Neglect     Perry's World-Class Bedhead     So That Ted Turner Could Graze Bison     I Wiped the Floor With My Peers Originally recorded September 23...

Also: Australians Mourn Their Queen Stop Pushing Shopping Carts! Interrogation at the Hand of the Mormons The Cow She Sat With Jerry Does Not Have Bed Bugs Innovation, Even in its Strangest Forms This Purple Thing With a Banana Seat Having Eaten One of Her Childhood Friends The Sheltie That Died at My Birthday Party Epistemology, Like a Brazilian Wax Originally recorded September 8, 2022.

Also: Play Your Harp to a Cow On the Razor's Edge of Poe's Law All Birds are Fake Me, Having Been Rummaging Kiss the Ass of the Dumb Consumer I Box, as Not Biting the Ear Bludgeon, Blind, or Cripple Someone Emus Won the War The Smartest Bears and the Dumbest Tourists Don't Rocks Vibrate? Originally recorded September 1, 2022.

Also: At Least as Old as Yeast Zero Tolerance at Yellowstone Various Flatulences and Effluvia I Like Fat Tails and I Cannot Lie Satan Casts Up Baubles The Pleasures of Sexual Congress Sharks are Older Than Trees Whose Cravings are Warped and Perverted When Death Comes to the Dinner Party She Popped Out Her 17th Child Originally recorded August 24, 2022.

Also: It's Like Drinking a Mummy Sixteen Nerf Balls in Your System Raw Blow, Live Enough Uranium to Set Yourself Off Unhinged Psychopath or Low-Functioning Sociopath? Name Your Daughter "Meconium" The Region of the Brain Moses Represents The Sun is Setting on Orlando Bloom Teach These Stupid Shits What Happiness Is Life is Pain, Your Highness Originally recorded August 17, 2022.

Also: On Your Kneecaps, on a Concrete Floor Shooting Kids in a Forest I Consider Them Sky Rats Incinerating People on a Daily Basis As Sorrow Rises So Must Joy Next to the Meat-Rendering Plant James is Like, "You Jerks!" Wrap a Pigeon in a Burlap Sack Anthony Really Wears on You Get Used to the Carnage and Hell Originally recorded August 11, 2022.

Also: Pent-Up Rage and Miasmic Depression The One Great Mutiny Stab Me in the Chest Like a Bostonian People Whose Brains I Could Kick Around But Won't I Look Ridiculous? The Grunting, Slobbering Caveman Integrate Tasty Vegetables Violent and Pedantic, as God Intended Stop Wearing Cargo Pants A Hop, a Skip, and a Long Fucking Way Originally recorded August 4, 2022.

Also: The Curtain is Undulating Brownie Points With the Attendant Mister Fucking Meticulous The Gestapo Kicking Down Your Door I Peed Twice, Like a Racehorse The Most Disgusting Slurry Imaginable No Images of Guy Fieri Loud and Piercing, Unpleasant and Scary A Mustard Color in a Dirty Bathroom The Hazards of Dancing on the Airplane Wing Originally recorded July 21, 2022.

Also: Lots of Wavy Hair Like Liberace Sleep, You Terrible Friend The Other White Meat An Ice Pick to the Back of Your Eyeballs Off the Wagon, Onto the Heroine Choo Choo Train Leave Topology Alone My 25-Day Kombucha Cleanse Human Skulls, Beautifully Arranged That Sacred Maidenhead Every Moral Perversion Imaginable Originally recorded July 14, 2022.

Also: A Crumpled Mess of Smoking Metal Shoes Up! Don't Shoe! Celiacs Roving Among Us, Unlabeled The Misunderstood No-No Bounds Chicken Parma Tastes So Good And a Gun Under His Pillow I Think the Stoics are Shit The Shortest Dickens I Could Find Pour Myself Some Almond Milk To Make Liza Minnelli Giggle Originally recorded July 7, 2022.

Also: The Torture Museum by the Chick-Fil-A Whitesnake on Repeat 1,000 Baby Dolls in Dead Sea Salt That Goddamn House of Mourning Maybe Your Neck is Too Thick It Came Down to Four Drunks Dr. I. Doctor, Eye Doctor We Try Asbestos We Can Sesquipedalian is Homological Data Entry and Way Too Much Vodka Originally recorded July 1, 2022.

Also: Balls Deep Into the Sexual Politics of Meat A Toaster Oven on Wheels Including, but not Limited to, Chopsticks Want Me to Spit Butter in Your Ass? Hyenas Don't Have Lips Squink, Squink, Squink Fill a Turkey Baster With Buttermilk Bone-Sucking Homo Erectus His Eyelashes on My Butt Cheeks Non-Digestible Forms of Sushi Originally recorded June 23, 2022.

Also: When Marsupials Reigned Supreme A Fist-Sized Hole Blown Through the Chest Whose Pecker Was Put at Risk? I've Been Sneezing Out Mud A Long and Storied Tradition of Cannibalism Your Occasional Mega-Sloth Angry, Raging Botanists Waggle Waggle, No No Half-Naked Apaches Screaming Out of the Brush The Urethral Diameter of a Horse Originally recorded June 2, 2022.