The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: • Jet Fuel for My Colon • I Haven't Had My Swashes Buckled in a While • Greater and Greater Levels of Pure Dadaism • This Life of Near-Hermetic Isolation • I Was Playing Cornhole With My Butt • Semi-Competitive Bible Study • You Shot Your Toes Off With the Gun You Loaded • We Both Became Gigantic Monster Babies • Maybe it was a Gay Shibboleth • Literally Back-of-the-Napkin Sexting Recor...

Also: • We're Talking About Gourds • Some Howling, Narcissistic Rendition of a Christmas Song • Mayonnaise a Lotta People! • Words You Didn't Know Were in the Redneck Dictionary • Black Size Matters • Mow Over Some Beta-Ass-Bitch Inferior Vehicle • No One Spit Out Their Beer or Their Nachos • Hands in the Air, Massaging His Nipples • People Eat With Their Eyes • Giant-Ass Wheels and Tens...

Also: • Ever Known Someone Who Could Gleek? • Cuyler, You're an Emotional Strobe Light • Just Summer Camp Middle-School Sodomy • Dave's Seen Some Pretty Heinous Shit • Kind of Goon, Kind of Ogre-Looking • The Pet Sematary Version of Ronald Reagan • Watch Her Puke Up Her Lunch • A Very Stupid and Emotionally Stunted Dog • Little Pupating, Disgusting Grubbies • Doesn't Every Volleybal...

Also: • Hold Down the Screaming Soldier • Nebraska is Just a Single Monolith of Nothingness • Absence of Red Tape and Justice for All • She is an Ocean Unto Herself • Complaining About How Stinky Chicago Is • OIMBY, Bucko! • We Don't Insult Our Former Guests • One of the Most Tannah-Marshall Moments • Just Three Shy of Kevin Bacon • You Forgot to Mention Gorgeously Flossed Teeth Recorded May...

Also: • If You Have a Daughter, Name Her Bob • Every Year Tom Becomes a Weirder Human Being • I Thought CMT Was a Time Zone • Are You Supposed to be Schwasted? • A Functional Guide to Nepotism • Fuck the Library of Congress; We're Doing Rainbows • 'Raging Bull' Meets 'Jean de Florette' • The Nerves in My Legs is Shot • A Rubber Ducky With a Jeep Grille • It Started With a...

Also: • The Cigarette Doctors Recommend Most • Go Warsh in the Crick • Perry has, Functionally, a Canadian Accent • The Best Place to Get Sucker Punched • Did This Involve Women Lifting Their Shirts at Padre Island? • That German Guy Spun and Spun and Spun • We Gotta Incorporate That Shit • That's a Sauna for Every Two People • When Someone Covered Himself in Pig Guts • The Woo-Woo Grassy Veg...

Also: • You Can Beat a Dead Horse to Water • A Nepotist's Symposium • Until Bryan No Longer Inhales Food • I Waded Through Urine at One Point • As Much Testosterone as a Gorilla Gets • For the Mongrels to Chew On • Is Hufflepuff Just a Bunch of Stupid People? • Doug is Dead From the Neck Down • How Many Ex-Rockstars are Drooling Into Buckets • More Autopsies Than One Can Count Recorded April...

Also: • You and I Have Looked Longingly at the Razor Wire • Fired for Saying "Booger" on the Air • She Was Permanently a Virgin, in Spite of Having Several Sons • A Mix of Bedtime Story and Eldritch Horror • Jesus Rolls Out the Best Weed • This Annoying Toothpaste Jingle Playing Everywhere • Are We Going to Get Sued for This? • His Wife's Stupid Interactive Soap Operas • Smells Like...

Also: • Drive You Into a Pall of Weird, Reflective Silence • Defecate Before Joining the Conversation • My Crippling Addiction to Caffeine • They've Got the High Schoolers and the Potheads • Eat a Literal Half Kilogram of Greek Yogurt • First Cousins Can Only be Removed Once • The Best Fake Oscar Wilde Perpendicularisms • Horrendously Ugly and Tremendously Imperious • Taste the Gamey Pungency...

Also: • This Idiot Who Thinks the Titanic Sailed From Belfast • Was There Holy Vomiting? • I Did Anal in the Forest Preserve • Inform the Staff if There's a Biohazard at Play • Reed Gets a Torta • The Beans Tasted Like Feet and Poop • He Didn't Do Evangelical Porn, I Guess • A Concoction of Dandelions and Mud • Strip Mine the Living Shit Out of West Virginia • And Sharks Ate Vegetables R...

Also: • Very Expensive and Very Dangerous, Especially in a Garage • Piss Susan Off at Deeper and Greater Levels • Here's an Andes Mint, Just for Your Trouble • Star Trek's "Men in Red Shirts" Phenomenon • Drive a Tent Peg Through the Guy's Temple • She Was Cut in Pieces and Sent to the Twelve Tribes • Chia Pet Scooby Doo Head Lamps • It Always Seems to Involve Something An...

Also: • Oh, I Can Illustrate "Sexpot"! • A Nice Sweet Bright-Faced Little Virginal High School Boy • Ground Up, Burnt, and in the Compost Bin • A Compound Archetype of Übermensch and Dreamboat • See the Saggy Bits on Her Face • How Cannot the Internet Immediately Anoint Him God-King? • Not the Intended Outcome of Sand Dune Time • Either Pretended or Total Idiocy • Ignore the Barnacles an...

Also: • The Swastika's Getting All This Attention • I'm Being as Germanic as I Can • All This Boner Semen Energy You Got • Nobody Ever Fed Me a Bowl of Mustard • All Roads Lead to John Paul Mendocha • Peat-Moss-Level Vulgarity About Everything • Dirty Bulking is Fun • I Do Regret Not Eating Cheese • A Fascinatingly Textured Piece of Cabbage • So Goddamn Motivated About the Stupidest Wron...

Also: • Grandpa is Turning 19! • My Brief Foray Into Branch Swinging • Refer to Her as "Toots" • Carrie Fisher Killing Large Groups of People • Force Fed Through Dialogue Into Your Mouth • Infinite Diatribe and Universal Scorn • Little Guttersnipes and Chimney Sweeps • Who the Hell is Ricardo? • Nobody Wants an NFL Without Steroids • The Mere Religious Mythicality of the Gesture Recorded...

Also: • 50 People Who Fecked Up Ireland • The Buffalo Bills of Presidential Candidates • I'd Read the Fuck Out of That Book • Obligatory, Perfunctory Sex • Do I Have to Kiss Adam? • Sucking the Grease Out of Leftover Newspapers • Three Cheers for Teutonic Sex! • A Roundhouse Kick to the Upper Jaw • Mud Wrestling, With Ejaculation • The Kids are Infested With Lice Recorded February 8, 2024.

Also: • I'll Be Eating the Consequences • Make That Bass Your Bitch • Inside Joliet Prison 7 Times • Pepperoni-Shaped Nipples • Must Be Your First Race War • Keep the Four Drunks Happy • Filipino Gastropub Fusion Food • Whatever Spigot You Found • Urban Spelunking • Monopoly as a Trauma Signal Recorded February 1, 2024.

Also: Weird Resonances of My Skull You're Doxxed in One Dimension Addicted to the Fucking Sun It is Bombardment Nonetheless Looks Like a Brain Hemisphere Nail How Putrefied Your Amputated Leg Is My Neanderthal Brow Ridge The Unwitting Adam of the Marshall Nuclear Waste Two Words:  Unga Bunga Next to the Blue-Footed Boobies Recorded January 11, 2024.

Also: An Audacious-Ass Thing to Say Deliciously Handsome and Effervescently Rugged More Likely to Shit Myself Strangle Yourself Bench Pressing Sacrifice My Son on the Table Next to Me This Superhero Likes Drinking Beer I Won't Not Eat, Ever Your Texting is Temperamental As Soon as it Becomes a Sausage Party That's Not a Gym, It's a Hospital Recorded January 4, 2024.

Also: Delightfully Pajama-Esque This Solid Half-Mound of Chocolate Goodness Hillbillies Doing Their Hillbilly Shit All Dirt Roads Lead to Tech The Greek Orthodox Expansion Pack Post-China, Agnostic, and Still Processing Rage Are You Wearing Overalls? Extraordinarily Sweet and Strange Gifts It's in There Like a Rotten Tooth Despite the Entire Pizza Being Soup A Good Impression of a Lisping Kid...

Also: ChatGPT's Seasonal Affective Disorder Stick a Laser Up Your Pecker This Book Full of Japanese Smut Extraordinarily Smart and Pathologically Cunning 'Tis the Solstice, Mr. Sun I Prefer Robot Bears to Foreign Nurses Raising Money for Men's Buttholes What Other Cultures Find Titillating You've Got Some Unburied Hatchets Fortunately Pretty but Unfortunately Board-Like Recorde...

Also: A Survivalist Born Just North of Hell Roundly Enjoying Haka Dances Do a Little Cock and Bone Yourself  The Underlying Ludicrousness of the Monoculture Sauce for the Michigander Talk About Getting Stoned A Spiritual Piece of Jesus-Jitsu The Decade of the Fashion Faux Pas We'll Get to Eggcorn in a Second  They'll Clean Your Clock Eight Ways to Sunday Recorded December 14, 2023.

Also: A Gummy Just Before Oppenheimer All the Other Stodgy Preachers Practicing Gluttony of Insistence How Many Holes Does a Human Face Have? Your Affectionate Uncle, Screwtape I've Learned Enough About Topology Either a Luddite or a Technophobe Next Time it's Cloudy, Don't Bitch About It Go Scrambling Through an AdWords Account Last Week We Went Over Moles Originally recorded Decem...

Also: Leave Baby Harp Seal Off the Menu Tastes Like Poverty Food to Me A Crippling Case of the Itis Your Dad Hates Fried Chicken The Hat Full of Old Conservative Pundits She's Got Nasal Epilepsy The Single Most Destructive Organism That Ever Lived And Then it Stank Up My Car Corral Frank and Make Him Behave At Risk of Being Tear Gassed Originally recorded November 30, 2023.

Also: Out of Sheer Impish Malevolence AWP:  Alcohol, Weed, and Panties Put the Fish in the Basket, or Get the Hose Sheep, Depression, and Patches of Peat Moss An IQ of 160 and Completely Useless Vali Always Leaves a Fan On Poetry That Makes No Conscious Sense Squeeze More Juice Out of the Lexical Orange Deeply Confused and Mildly Upset Hitchcock Directs Your Cooking Show Originally recorded Novemb...

Also: Alabama Went Swimmingly Watching Dolphins Sexually Assault Each Other This Lady's Got Labes Indiscriminately Killing CEOs and Mailmen The Best I Can Do is "Kielbasa" To Assassinate the President, Bomb the White House I Was Eating Indian Food, and Confused Homer Promoted to Independent Contractor Cogent, and Completely Nuts I'm Either Supercilious or Satirical Originally r...