the STAB! show

In this VERY open minded episode of the STAB! show, surprisingly deviant host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slime mops in Kim Martel, Kameron Schmid, & Jack Brown to share their three MLBs, nine superstition haiku, restaurants themed around a wake, a nine year old’s dream of being grown up, & Platinum Corral, dating […]

In this very self examined episode of the STAB! show, navel gazing host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of fifth dimensional beings, Jason Whitesel & Trip Hazard to share their two takes on YASSS, bootlegs of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, Minions, & James Cameron’s Avatar, craigslist postings for a book of coupons your kids made […]

In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, drippy gelatinous host Jesse Jones and a non-Newtonian panel of Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan discuss their three different CACKLEs, nine pieces from the bathroom wall of Halloween, campaign speeches from a mixed vegetable party tray running for a spot on a Halloween party […]

In this extremely cultured and refined episode of the STAB! show, pottery enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of museum goes in Kim Martel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on TELNET, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Contentment, closing arguments in defense of socks & […]

In this politically charged episode of the STAB! Show, rabble rousing host host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of firebrands in Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three SVVPs, pick-up lines to or from courtroom sketches, a bowl of leftover Halloween candy, & the Ten Commandments, how they’ve been celebrating […]

In this fever dream of an episode of the STAB! show, delirious host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of figments of his own imagination including Sean Crandall, Jeff Brown & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three CDRAWs, nine haiku about Halloween and Election Day, campaign speeches for a jar of hard candy sticks running for […]

In this dramatically shifted episode of the STAB! show, human whirlwind and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of tragedies in Mikhail Chernyavsky & Tyler Kinney to share their two takes on BOLTOP, six items on the Pumpkin Spice HQ break room bulletin board, closing arguments in defense of toilet water ass splash, & someone […]

In this delicious, convenient episode of the STAB! show, food monster and host Jesse Jones welcomes a salted caramel chocolate chip cookie three pack panel of Willie Travis, Kameron Schmid & Molly Doan to share their various TEAMs, pick-up lines to and from wet socks, Chicago style deep dish pizza, & a mother sauce, recipes […]

In this mutually beneficial episode of the STAB! show, generous host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of hella sick bros Cory Barringer, David Coleman & Melony Ford as they share their three takes on BRC, nine items on the bathroom walls of Autumn, campaign speeches from a golf glove signed by Ricky Rudd running for […]

In this indigestible episode of the STAB! show, wooly host Jesse Jones welcomes a tightly wound ball of a panel of Sean Crandall, Ben Rice & Benton Harshaw to share their three IDEAS, greeting cards for “So You Shit Your Pants as an Adult”, “Congratulations on Not Crying This Week”, & “Sorry You Walked in […]

In this chewy, runny episode of the STAB! show, noodly host Jesse Jones welcomes a brothy panel of Christiana, Alex Shewmaker & Seth Rubin to share their three NBWs, bootleg versions of Caturday, TGIF, & a Case of the Mondays, descriptions of new drugs, Yip-Yaps, Lazy Daves, & Mlabloxyn, various reviews of things, including a […]

In this airy, breezy episode of the STAB! show, moist, puckered host Jesse Jones welcomes a gaping panel of Becky Lynn, Luke Soin & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on HRC, greeting cards for “So You Accidentally Went in the Wrong Hole”, that complete waste of space, & “Sorry you overheard me calling […]

In this defeated, resigned episode of the STAB! show, host and human shrug, Jesse Jones welcomes a slacker panel of Willie Travis, Milk Surface & Christy Farley to share their three KTOPEs, nine things on dog HQ‘s bulletin board, restaurants themed after frat houses, true crime podcasts, & that one grandparent’s house that you barely […]

In this apologetic episode of the STAB! show, pale host Jesse Jones welcomes the SUPER diverse panel of Rhoda Ramone, Aubrey Zevallos & Molly Doan to share their three takes on HLCO, bootlegs of Little Rascals, War of the Worlds, & Citizen Kane, closing arguments in defense of New Country, Drought & someone who gives […]

In this oddly frightening yet horned up episode of the STAB! show, your Boo Boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes the terrifyingly titillating panel of Aviva Siegel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to give us their three SMPTEs, pick-up lines to and from a box of wine, the VHS aisle of a thrift store, & […]

In this health-licious AND nutritious episode of the STAB! show chock full-a-nuts host Jesse Jones welcomes a hearty and filling panel of Dayna Bryant, Stephen Ferris & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on MAO, a freeform topical haiku challenge, campaign speeches including an embarrassing memory from Middle School running for a spot on […]

In this tasty, high caliber episode of the STAB! show, sweet and deadly host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel confusion including Melony Ford, Cory Barringer & Tyler Kinney to share with you their three CNMATs, pick-up lines to and from unbridled enthusiasm, a Spenser’s Gifts, & energy efficient windows, closing arguments in defense of walking […]

In this slow moving and super adorable episode of the STAB! show, little smoosh face host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of lethargy bois, Kim Martel, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Jaclyn Weiand to share with the world their three takes on AHA, greeting cards for “So You Thought You Were On Mute”, a super belated birthday, […]

In this all live, all nude episode of the STAB! show, your shameless host Jesse Jones welcomes a warm ankled panel of Aubrey Zevallos, Madie Nishimi, & Milk Surface to share their three CRESTs, pick-up lines to and from rompers, Target, & osteoporosis, recipes for toxic fandom, someone who over accessorizes the exterior of their […]

In this grotesquely lavish episode of the STAB! show, posh, dusty nosed host Jesse Jones welcomes a reckless high society panel of Willie Travis, Jillian Marie, & Christiana to share their AFRNs, greeting cards for someone eating someone else’s clearly labeled food in the break room fridge, so your car just got towed, & someone […]

Alright! Yeah! In this super vibed episode of the STAB! show, viscous host Jesse Jones (Woo!) welcomes a panel of crimson boys Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris, & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three takes on CSA, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of the world of Looney Tunes, craigslist ads for buckets of blood, […]

In this crisp, refreshing episode of the STAB! show, new car scented host Jesse Jones welcomes fresh of the line panelists Molly Doan, Trip Hazard & Tyler Kinney to usher in Five Brand New Segments, including their new STAB!tionary entries from random letters GBUHUNY, BLGISET, & ASLWIIY, greeting cards for when you can’t even, somebody […]

In this overstuffed Birthday Special of an episode of the STAB! show Milk Surface guest hosts after some Twitch chicanery got them the job and welcomes cheese dust covered panelists Melony Ford, Eric James Barger I & Jesse Jones to share with them their three takes on YAHOO, bootleg Trojan Horse, Tesla, & Tardis, descriptions […]

In this oddly sexy episode of the STAB! show, lip rugged host Jesse Jones says hi-diddly-oh to a room full of confusingly hot individuals, including a panel of David Coleman, Emily Pedersen & Jaclyn Weiand who were asked to share their takes on WICBS, pick-up lines to and from erosion, Carmax, & onomatopoeia, closing arguments […]

In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, your sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes two protein packed guests Ben Feldman and Melony Ford to share with us all their two GVRDs, pick-up lines to or from Crocs, and Unions, campaign speeches from a box of old greeting cards running for mayor of a storage […]