The Say Report

The Passion of Darkly Noon kicks off our tenth season celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month, which feels appropriate because it is a film that we only ever became aware of through these annual celebrations. We venture deep into The Forest of this film and eventually make it out the other side to find a deeper appreciation for the Brendan’s abilities as an actor as he takes on one of his scaries...

In this very special episode we continue our celebration of the twentieth anniversary of the American Pie franchise with a deep dive into the fifth installment… The Naked Mile.  We find a lot more depth in this film and also find a way to better understand the Stiflers that came before we were introduced to distant cousins Erik and Dwight and what their characters might ultimately mean for the ser...

This past week Devon gazed through the smoke and interacted with two $10 games that were Castlevania Adjacent “Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege” and “Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors” and he is ready to discuss.  Then we go on a journey discussing what it means to be an adult by reminiscing about our fast food follies from our youth and then discussing retail practices t...

This week episode is for the toys as Devon shares the inspiration behind his latest adventures and purchases in the realm of Toy Collecting, Then Sejohn shares his new philosophy as it relates to enjoying the video games he already has access to and the new game it brought him to play Sutte Hakkun on the Super Famicom. Finally we wrap things up with a discussion about film and Hollywood as we focu...

In this latest episode of the Say Report we start off with Devon admitting to his failure to complete any of the games he had planned to conquer over this past week while Sejohn talks about his own time with Raccoin and how he compares it against similar games in the genre he has spent time with.  Then we try to transition to a discussion about The Super Mario Galaxy Movie but get distracted by  t...

The American Healthcare system is the topic du jour in this latest episode of the Say Report as your host-companions take the time to share their recent experiences with healthcare professionals and even hope to import some knowledge about PharmDs and how they can help with a person’s personal journey with medication.  Then we dive deeper into Resident Evil as a series with Sejohn’s completion of...

This episode starts with a heavy examination of the updated Nintendo Switch 2 edition of Super Mario Bros. Wonder based on Devon’s hands on experience. We focus on the changes from the original release and a few opinions on the multiplayer games that make up the bulk of the release.  Not to be outdone by Devon’s gaming experiences Sejohn shares his own continuing saga with Pat’s Parabox and Dice A...

A brand new style of episode is coming to you from your friends at The Say Report and Say Report Jr. and in this trailer we do our best to explain the plan and format to you! 

This episode starts off a little looney as we discuss the 2003 Cartoon Network Series Duck Dodgers and what had happened with the characters prior in order to convince them it was a worthwhile path to follow.  Then Devon gives Sejohn a choice between Movies and Video games as a discussion topic. When Sejohn chooses Video Games with a side of Smithwicks the conversation turns to Resident Evil Requi...

In this time capsule episode Devon and Sejohn soothe their wounds after the New England Patriots defeat in Super Bowl LX by celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the Judd Apatow scripted film “Celtic Pride” 

A brief discussion on Pixar’s new film “Hoppers” turns into an hour long exploration on the history of Pixar and its output.  Next we finally make good on our promise to discuss the Major Fan Service Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Crossover event that was this year’s Battle Nexus and things end up getting a bit weird.  Finally we end up discussing some small controversies about speedrunning the new...

This episode covers Magic The Gathering, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the original  Universal Monster movies, before getting to what everybody really wants to talk about Resident Evil: Requiem! Don’t worry if you haven’t played the game yet we were able to keep our review relatively spoiler free!! 

Join us for this very special episode that not only celebrates the 30th Anniversary of D3: The Mighty Ducks, but also closes out our coverage on the Mighty Ducks Trilogy that kicked off three years ago.  Will we be as excited about our third time out with this Hockey Franchise or will things have begun to grow a bit stale much like the bread we see thrown at the animal that represents the namesake...

We start this episode off on a high note with a celebration of the US Men’s Olympic Hockey team winning the gold and do what we can to keep the energy high as we discuss streaming and distribution models, VPNs, 40th anniversary celebrations, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, while also celebrating the fact that it is someone from our shared past’s birthday on the day we are recording. 

There is a lot of ground to cover in this latest episode of The Say Report that has your host-companions discussing some of the latest YouTube "pranks" to make the news, the similarities between Marty Supreme and its director's previus work, an Adam Sandler Quiz from AARP, The Winter Olympics, and the Vide Vorld of Video Games.

The Say Report is back to its normal recording schedule as 2026 has finally slowed down for your host-companions. This episode we share how we have spent the extended time between recordings with discussions about the later seasons of Family Ties, various films we’ve enjoyed, a dash of HUB entertainment in Dan Vs. and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and the anticipation of a video game releas...

Last week we heavily hinted at this episode having a heavy focus on the year old metroidvania Zexion and happily we made that happen. Once we get that out of our systems we share our results after applying the Four Episode test to Fox’s Doc Martin Americanization Best Medicine and share our optimism after watching the first episode of Wonder Man. 

In our Season Ten Premiere Devon is preparing for a potential Snowpocalypse on the Eastern side of the Country while Sejohn regales the listeners with stories of his time spend on the West Coast in Portland, Oregon.  That means an episode full of latest shows watched on streaming services, fairly in0depth examinations of Oscar nominated films: Blue Moon and Song Sung Blue from Devon, and Sejohn sh...

In this episode that received a battlefield promotion from Time Capsule to Excused Absence episode we kick off our examination of the 1996 Tom Arnold Trilogy with Big Bully where we find him starring alongside Rick Moranis. Devon brings a pretty insane but logical theory to the table about the intentions behind the film’s production, while Sejohn rightfully bemoans the wasted potential on display....

This episode kicks off with some direct addressing of comments we received after last weeks episode that nicely dovetail into Devon’s final thoughts about Metroid Prime 4: Beyond after finally completing the game.  From there we discuss ways that the youth are being infantilized and having those small options for independence taken from them in a world that seems to keep adding restrictions for th...

This episode was recorded on the 40th birthday of one of your Say Reporters so we celebrated with birthday drinks and a bit of a truncated episode length.  Don’t worry though we find time to discuss Dubbed Chimpanzee entertainment, South Park in its various forms, and share some complaints about modern gaming. 

In our final episode for 2025 join the Say Reporters in celebrating the new Ninja upgrade the Power Rangers receive in their first feature length film Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie as part of their 2025 Ninjativity celebration We explore our first experiences with the film, the shared experience that helped shape our friendship, the nature of marketing to children the series has always r...

It is finally time for Devon’s long strange odyssey related to Iain Softley’s 1995 film to come to fruition in this very special episode where The Say Reporters celebrate the 30th Anniversary of “Hackers” Album Artwork by Dayle Decker

In this latest episode of the Say Report we take a brief moment to inform everyone about our plans for Ninjativity 2025 and 2026 before using that as a platform to discuss the latest theatrically released SpongeBob Squarepants Film, The latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles short film, and some fun emergences in the field of Artificial Intelligence, before settling into a look at the 2025 Box Office...

This week’s episode begins with your Say Reporters discussing some Terrestrial Radio mistruths they have heard in their lifetimes and trying to correct the errors and omissions present.  Then the talk turns cinematic with an exploration of Devon’s experiences viewing the December 2025 version of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, a brief spoiler-free discussion on the latest film in the Knives Ou...