The Random Article Podcast

In this world shattering episode we have our hearts broken by German scat artists, American white women, and one very old manatee. Music in this episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Coast2Most | Independent Music Licensing Collective (IMLC) Surf Solar | Fuckbuttons Scatman & HatMan | Scatman John, Lou Bega Under Construction | Jerry Martin

Spring break is over and we are here to get to the bottom of PBR seltzers, Girl Boss scammers and avengers, and of course Mitchel Musso. Music in this Episode: College | Riverbeats Romantic Lounge Loop | SergeQuadrado I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair | Rodgers & Hammerstein's SOUTH PACIFIC Us Against the World | Mitchel Musso Hey | Mitchel Musso

It's been a minute, so we're here a minute. We are meeting with old school comedians, new school traditions, and everlasting poets. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Uolz - Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Uolz/

Today we travel the depths of the ocean and the surface of the moon to discover that Darren Criss is a liar and a fraud. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Happy Swing | Serge Quadrado https://freemusicarchive.org/music/serge-quadrado/simple-jazz/happy-swing/

In this sonically artful episode we make our way through the musical stylings of such maestros as Ch!pz and Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can do more than whisper to ghosts. We also strip down with some engravers and some strippers. See you there. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Even the French Can Dance | Rocketsloth Bitch, Why | The Multipurpose Solution One Day When I Grow Up | Ch!pz G...

It's time to teach you young folk a thing or two about how what it was like back in the good ol' days. Back when cricket wasn't a phone company but a gentleman's sport. And you could try to kill the king of Poland for a laugh. Also masturbating marathons. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Open the Source | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Sw...

New year, new episode. Same us. This year we are taking a look at all the large things Wikipedia has to offer: cannibals, sewer alligators, and Una's Peaks. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Black | The Throb A Jazz Piano | Music_For_Videos https://pixabay.com/music/modern-jazz-a-jazz-piano-110481/ Bow Chicka Wow Wow | Mike Posner Ft. Lil Wayne

It's time again to peruse the wares of Wikipedia. We go the whole gambit from porcine communism to the hick-hop Jawga Boyz. And a stop in Mordor for old times sake to visit our old pal Louie the Lump. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats George Street Shuffle | Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Chillin in The Backwoods | Jawga Boyz Shadow | Buckethead & Viggo Mortensen Maybe |...

It's an extra scary tale from the crypt(ocurrency) this week starring Akon, the mad pooper, and Mrs. Fields. Also the most scary of them all: sexual practices from the Church of Latter Day Saints Music in this episode: even the french can dance | rocket sloth / Future Payphones https://www.rocketsloths.com/ Bossa in My Heart | SergeQuadrado https://pixabay.com/music/bossa-nova-bossa-in-my-hear...

It's a little spooky it's a little spoopy. Everything from nuclear waste management to human waste management. And also Nick Lachey. Music in this episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Dark Wind | Pixabay https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/dark-wind-19785/ Organ Bossa - 30 Seconds | JuliusH https://pixabay.com/music/bossa-nova-organ-bossa-30-seconds-4644/

Summer vacation is over and that means RAP is back. We get straight to business talking Apple being busted, criminals being busted, and the Jonas Brothers being busted. Busted. Music in this episode: Cigarettes | Riverbeats Jazzy Abstract Beat | Coma-Media https://pixabay.com/music/beats-jazzy-abstract-beat-11254/ Flagpole Sitta | Harvey Danger

We talk everything big this episode. Big wrestlers, big pachyderms, and doctors with big hearts. Music in this episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Cool Jazz Loop | JuliusH https://pixabay.com/music/traditional-jazz-cool-jazz-loops-2641/

Put on your tin foil hat because we are diving into a plethora of very true and real conspiracies. Avril Lavigne is a body double, the U.S. government is doping your neighbors, and the state of Israel is sending eagles to spy on you. And oh so much more. Music in this episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats even the french can dance | rocket sloth / Future Payphones https://www.rocketsloths.com/

We're back in black and we're talking TV spinoffs, over-rated nepo babies, and of course slavery in America. It's always a good time with Wikipedia at the wheel. Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Till Paradiso | Kreuzfahrtschiff in der Lounge (TP 58) https://freemusicarchive.org/music/till-paradiso/musikbrause-radio-part-2/kreuzfahrt...

It's music to our ears. And also to yours. We dive across the musical spectrum and also into a hotel fountain. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | OJ People of Walmart | Jessica Frech The War | Angels and Airwaves Graduation | Vitamin C You Got It (The Right Stuff) [European Remix] | Jordan Knight Summer Girls | LFO Drops of Jupiter | Train Swagger | Vox Jaguars

This week we attempt to escape from Alcatraz, get finer skin, and generally avoid death by all means. Also we discuss beautiful incestual soap operas. Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Open the Sourse | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Open_The_Source

This week we learn of a philanthropic dog, the most honorable way to die, and of course Nicole "The Kid Man" Kidman. And a couple other things, too. Music in this episode: Cigarettes | River Beats Hungaria | Latché Swing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Latch_Swing/demo_2008/Hungaria/

It's the most wonderful time of year: March. So we talk about giving Christmas presents, snake soup, and what makes for a good body disposal plan.  Music in this episode: Christmas Knocking to the Door | Lesfm https://pixabay.com/music/christmas-christmas-knocking-to-the-door-11928/ Open the Sourse | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Open_The_...

White hot conspiracies, white hot Russians, white hot mystery, and white hot gums. All that and more, don't let the toilet seat hit you on the way out.  Music in this episode: Do It | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Do_It_1989/ Open the Source | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Open_The_Sour...

Avast ye Wikipedia-lubbers, this week the gang tackles the origin of the Jolly Roger, serial stowaways, and why lighting yourself on fire is actually cool.  Music in this episode: Cigarettes | River Beats Coast2Most | Independent Music Licensing Collective (IMLC) https://freemusicarchive.org/music/independent-music-licensing-collective-imlc/ketsa-singles/coast2most/

New year, new me, random articles. Dead elephants, alive Kiera Knightley, and far more. Today. Right now.  Music in this episode: Cigarettes | River Beats A Jazz Piano | Music for Videos https://pixabay.com/music/modern-jazz-a-jazz-piano-110481/ The Way It Is | Bruce Hornsby and The Range

We're goin hiking and of course we're reading nooks; we're shaping gears and our nips were ripped by hooks.  Also murder and star gazing. See you there! Music in this episode: College | River Beats Coast2Most by Independent Music Licensing Collective (IMLC)

It's time to get meaty. We talk meat cook books, meaty restaurants, and a large meaty man. Also why haven't I heard back from my application yet? Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats

An extra sultry episode as we dive into dinosaur erotica, our new best friend Chuck Tingle, and classy bums that get the Brits all riled up. And oh so much more. Music in this episode OJ | Riverbeats Till Paradiso - Kreuzfahrtschiff in der Lounge (TP 58)

Who let this happen? We talk about bees and a dress. And also maybe some optical illusions? But we donate to Wikipedia so it's okay. Next week has to be better, right? Music in this episode SKELETRON 3000 - rocket sloth / Future Payphones https://www.rocketsloths.com/ Elevator Music bossa nova background music ( Version 60s) - Lesfm https://pixabay.com/music/elevator-music-elevator-music-bossa-nov...