The Porcelain Throne

JUST HOW MANY BALLS DOES THIS DOG HAVE?! FIND OUT THIS WEEK ON THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!!!  MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD FOR ALL THINGS DOGS AND BASKETBALL!!! HAVE FUN KIDS AND ENJOY THE EPISODE!!!

JOIN US ON OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED PORCELAIN THRONE PROGRAMMING AND TAKE A TRIP DOWN NOSTALGIA LANE WITH US AS WE DISCUSS DUNSTON CHECKS IN THE 1996 HOTEL/APE COMEDY. STARRING GEORGE KASTANZA AND PEEWEE HERMAN!! DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!!!!

PSA! DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE, IT DEFINITELY SUCKS, BUT IN SOME SORT OF 4TH DIMENSION TIME WARP SHIFT THE POD WE RECORDED ABOUT IT DOES INDEED SLAP! GET A LISTEN IN BEFORE HURRY MURRAY BEATS YOU TO THE PUNCH!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES

THIS WEEK WE ARE JOINED BY TIK TOK CREATOR AND OIL FIELD FUNNY GUY DICK FROST!! JOIN US AS HE GUIDES US THROUGH THIS HARROWING TALE OF MURDER WOLVES, WE ALSO GET REAL ON SOME LIFE AND DEATH SHIT, ALSO CAMP LIFE, MALE SEX TOYS, AND HOW OFTEN SHOULD THEY BE CLEANED???? ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE PORCELAIN THRONE FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK/INSTAGRAM @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD CHECK OUT OUR CONTENT ON FACEBOOK AND YO...

WE ARE BACK FROM AN EXTENDED HOLIDAY BREAK TO BRING YOU MORE DICK AND FART JOKES IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023!!! JOIN US FOR A WALK DOWN JORDAN'S MEMORY LANE AS WE COVER 1998'S MEET THE DEEDLES STARRING PAUL WALKER, DENNIS HOPPER AND ROBERT ENGLUND!!! LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE SHENANNIGANS IN 2023!!

THIS WEEK WE COME TO THE END OF AN ERA AT PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIOS...OH AND WE ALSO DISCUSS 1999'S "JAWBREAKER" STARRING ROSE MCGOWAN, REBECCA GAYHEART, AND JULIE BENZ. PLAY SPOT THE MARYLIN MANSON WITH US, AND HEED THIS CAUTIONARY TALE ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DO MURDER TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

JOIN US ON THIS WEEKS PORCELAIN THRONE FOR OUR 1ST INSTALMENT IN NO NUT NOVEMBER!!! WE WATCHED 1995'S "CLUELESS" AND WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT PAUL RUDD IS PUTTING IN THESE TURKEY SANDWICHES, HE'S GOT YOUTH SERUM IN THE MAYO!!!  ENJOY THIS WEEKS NOSTALGIA TRIP, OR DON'T...WHAT EVER!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

THE ONLY THING SPOOKIER THAN A HALLOWEEN EPISODE IS A HALLOWEEN EPISODE A DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN MUUHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSION ON 1986'S "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2" YOUR SURE TO GET A HOOT, AND JUST MAYBE A HOLLER OUT OF OUR FINAL SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE EPISODE FOR THE YEAR!!! ENJOY AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SE...

WE ARE JOINED THIS WEEK BY STAND UP COMEDIAN BRAYDON LYNCH TO DISCUSS 1990'S "CHILDS PLAY 2" WE LEARN ABOUT BRAYDON'S CLOSE TIES TO THE MOVIE, DISCUSS THE KILLS AND ORIGINS OF CHUCKY, AND DURING THE COUNT JORDAN SAYS "LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS" ENJOY EPISODE THREE IN OUR HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA KNOWN AS THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE!!! FOLLOW BRAYDON ON INSTAGRAM @blynch88 and @cowbell.comedy FOLLOW THE...

WEEK 2 OF SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE WE ARE COVERING "HALLOWEEN II" (1981) AND ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE LUCAS DOLL ATTORNEY AT LAW IN TO DEFEND AND CLEAR THE GOOD NAME OF MICHAEL MYERS. MORE KILL RANKINGS THIS WEEK ALONG WITH THE COUNT AND LEARN HOW TO BE A GRADE A "DICK WARLOCKS" IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME BUT IF YOUR WILLING TO LEARN WE WILL TEACH YOU THE WAYS! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TIKTOK/INSTAGRAM: @POR...

YEAR 2 OF THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE IS UPON US!!! JOIN US IN OUR DISCUSSION OF A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE!! WE COVER KILL COUNTS, PLOT, AND ALL OF THE SHODDY PLUMBING IN FREDDY'S BOILER ROOM!!!  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK, JUST SEARCH "THE PORCELAIN THRONE (PODCAST)"

COME IN AND CELEBRATE THE MONTH OF BUSEY WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!! WE DISCUSS 1997'S STAR SHIP TROOPERS STARRING JAKE BUSEY AND CASPER VAN DIEM!! THE IMPORTANCE OF KNIVES IN GUN FIGHTS, HOW TO GET BLONDER TEETH AND OF COURSE ALL THE KILLS AND SPILLS FEATURED IN THIS 90S SCI FI CLASSIC!! FOLLOW THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON TIKTOK/INSTAGRAM @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE AND LIKE US O...

IF YOUR NAME IS BOB AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO SLAY THINGS THEN COME CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE ON 1993'S "COOL RUNNINGS" STARRING JOHN CANDY AND "LEON" ALSO JORDAN IS INJURED AND WE TALK ABOUT PRIME HUMAN CENTIPEDE POSITIONING FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SUBSCRIBE TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON YOUTUBE, AND FOLLOW US ON TWITCH @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES

WE ARE KICKING OFF AUGUST WITH EPISODE ONE OF OUR SUMMER SPORTS SERIES ON 1998'S "BASEKETBALL" STARRING TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE!! WE HAD A BLAST GOING BACK TO WATCH THIS ONE, THROW ON YOUR ROSE TINTED GLASSES AND TRAVEL BACK TO THE LATE 90S WITH US THIS WEEK!!! FOLLOR US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES!!! CHECK OUT OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND FOLLOW US ON FAC...

JOIN US THIS WEEK TO DISCUSS 1994'S "AIRHEADS" STARRING BRENDAN FRASER, ADAM SANDLER, AND STEVE BUSCEMI! IT'S ALL OUT KOALA-MONIUM THIS WEEK AT THE PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIO'S, LEARN TO FEAR THE FLUKE MAN, AND WHY JASON BOURNE GETS US ALL SUPER RIGID!!! FOLLOW THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR OVER ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES AND SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO FO...

JOIN US THIS WEEK TO LEARN THE TECHNIQUE WE ARE ALL TRYING TO GIVE US GREAT VOICES LIKE IZZY FROM STEEL DRAGON! WE ARE COVERING 2001'S ROCK STAR STARRING MARK WAHLBERG AND JENNIFER ANNISTON!! CHECK OUT THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD, SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE, AND TWITCH(@PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES)

IN THIS 1987 CLASSIC STARRIN KURTWOOD SMITH AND PETER WELLER ROBOCOP SHOOTS OFF A GUYS DICK, ALSO A  MAN EXPLODES INTO A PUDDLE OF LIQUID FECES, FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO PODCAST AND LIVE STREAM CONTENT!!!

WATCH THIS WEEKS EPISODE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND FEEL THE WORLD THROUGH NICK PARKERS EYES!!! THATS RIGHT WE WATCHED 1989'S "BLIND FURY" STARRING RUTGER HAUER. JOIN US FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF DEEP LUKES AND SHALLOW HUMOUR!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND OVER ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES!!! ENJOY THE EPISODE!!!!

LEARN WITH THE BOYS ABOUT LEMONARYS WITH LUCAS THIS WEEK, AND HOW DID THEY GET THIS MOVIE MADE WITH SLY RUNNIN AROUND PLAYIN GRAB ASS ALL DAY?! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THIS WEEKS INSTALLMENT OF THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD !!!

THE FUTURE IS NOW, STEP INTO 2084 AND HAVE ALL OF YOUR WILDEST PORCELAIN THRONE DREAMS COME TO FRUITION, ITS SUPER LATE AND I'VE BEEN EDITING FOR QUITE SOME TIME. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD, OR LIKE "THE PORCELAIN THRONE" ON FACEBOOK!!

JOIN US FOR OUR SECOND INSTALLMENT IN THE 3NCU (3 NINJAS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) AS WE DISCUSS SICK BAND NAMES, THE FINER POINTS OF HANG GLIDING, SNACK COUNTS, AND AS USUAL OUR PLOT FULL PLOT BREAKDOWN!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE!!! WE ARE ENTERING THE 3NCU(3 NINJAS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) AND NOSTALGIA TRIPPING ON 1992'S "3 NINJAS" STARRING ROCKY COLT AND TUM TUM, WE DISCUSS WHY NINJA MASKS AND SAFETY GOGGLES DON'T MIX, AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS SNYDER MF. ENJOY!!!!

JOIN US IN WELCOMING OUR FIRST GUEST TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST ACTUAL REAL TRAIN MAN DEREK GAILLARD JOINS US TO EXPLAIN THE DO'S AND DON'TS OF STOPPING  AN "UNSTOPPABLE" RUNAWAY TRAIN. THANKS TO SPONSORS CHRIST PUNCH FOR THE BEVERAGES THIS WEEK KEEPING OUR WHISTLES WET!!!

WE ARE KICKING OFF A WHOLE ASS SERIES ON YEP! TRAIN MOVIES!!! STOKE THOSE ENGINES CAUSE ITS TIME TO CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO BITCHES!!! ENJOY OUR EPISODE ON 1995'S STEVEN SEAGAL VEHICLE "UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY" DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND ON TWITCH @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES!!!

YET AGAIN A SHEER LACK OF RACCOONS!!! CAN YOU FRICKING BELIEVE IT?!?! GIVE US CARTOON RACCOONS OR GIVE US DEATH!!!!!