The Otis Advisory

Dog’s tail doesn’t lie, and this dog is not happy. Those with a PHD in shovel can get cranky fast at $120 a tankful. Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Blame everything on inflation. But why, it's really just the swelling that comes up later after the damage was done. Hear Podcast - Wash Hands! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You can't negotiate with your own pants, even though the Mouse says you can. This is not what Walt Disney meant by Magic Kingdom! It's another News Cartoon from Think Tank Island. Hear podcast. Wash hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's another News Cartoon from Think Tank Island. Secret Service asking why they have to still watch Hunter. Suggest writing BASURA on his forehead and setting him out by the curb.  This could go either way- Hear podcast. Wash hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Here's another News Cartoon from Think Tank Island. The Big TV Smackdown is now part of the Sheitgeist of our time in the New America. Joey should be glad they didn’t have this during the last debate or Kamala would have finished him off in the “A” block. Try it yourself at work, at school or at the store next time somebody says to you, "no worries." Click to take the 90-second vacation from think...

Oh the larceny! Jesse Smallberries out of Chicago hopped a cab to Michelle's house to get the good wrinkle cream since they don't carry it in prison. D'Otis and the salty scholars at the bait camp report in this News Cartoon from Think Tank Island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Valuable investment from the salty scholars of the Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp. Hear podcast - wash hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Have you seen the billboards?  “SLEEP FREE FOR A YEAR!”  Wait, how’s that gonna work? How many Biden Bucks are you gonna need before you go lights out? Hear the new advisory now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before you start doubting yourself, here’s somewhere else you might want to look.  Now it’s hard to believe this, but there’s more unwanted advances from BETOFRANCIS – who, this time, wants you to believe he has what it takes to be Governor of Texas. Hear this new advisory! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data f...

Kamala breaks down the Ukraine war and global crisis in a special "See Spot Run" explanation that's easy for us to understand. Don't miss this latest Otis Advisory for the back story. Hear podcast. Wash hands.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What if all the government guys would just clump up together into a ball like wet kitty litter so you could just scoop ‘em up and throw them all out in one load? Hear the latest advisory now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oh look, here comes famous Brooklyn explorer and teenage congress lady Sandy O’Communist Cortez de Putanasa, seeking a new trade route to your wallet with her simplified 2-step Tax Form.  Step 1, how much did you make?  Step 2, send it in. Hear the latest advisory now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for ad...

So there you are, hanging like a lose tooth and wondering what’s up with all this TV chin boogie about freedom.  Even your little pale face brothers from the north, in Canada, are getting all worked up about having to live in doggy daycare from now on. Hear the latest advisory! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal da...

Any pajama boy can tell you, ranch dressing is a threat to our democracy! And why not? It says ranch! And ranch could remind you of Roy Rogers. Hear the latest advisory now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Double-secret whistleblower Uncle Otis here with an exclusive dramatic reading of young Hunter’s letter to he Daddy just before the story broke about their little oil and gas honey pot in Ukraine. Hear the advisory now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

America’s wrinkly sweetheart and ghost bride of complaining, Joni Mitchell, pulled her music off Spotify in protest over something she’s pretty sure is important. So now, if you want to get really depressed you’ll have to go somewhere else for your Joni Mitchell records. Hear the new Otis Advisory! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection a...

The black box data recorder has now been recovered from the crash site of Joey’s presidency and rushed to the Bait Camp Think Tank for analysis.  Its pretty clear Joey was losing altitude fast. Navigation on the whole thing was all but disabled so no one on board seemed to know where they were!  Hear Podcast – Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information...

Big Candy Boss Say M&M Avatars Need A Marketing Makeover.  Need To Look More Gender Negotiable Than Gender Confident.  Somehow, In Their Little Candy Minds They Had Figured Out What To Do With Their Zippers Without Government Help - Big Woke Problem.   Enjoy This Luxury Podcast From The Uncle Otis Discount Think Tank And Bait Camp. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for...

Latest Otis Advisory:   If you didn’t already know, here’s how to tell if a wall works or not.  Let’s say you’re walking down the street when BOOM, you run into a wall! What’s the first thing that happens? You stop. That wall just worked.  Enjoy this 90-sec vacation from thinking right. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of pe...

Have you met the Big Con? It’s the gooey cheese in the media mouse trap – the self-licking ice cream cone of bad ideas. Hear all about it in this Otis Advisory! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

America’s sweetheart AOC took her show down to Florida for some beach blanket bingo at the Wiggle Room.  Turns out our girl came back with the covid all over her business. What a mess! Enjoy this 90-second vacation from thinking right as you wade into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our...

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In this Otis Advisory: America’s Sweetheart, Sandy O’Communist Cortez has laid out the rules for who gets to take her to Homecoming, since Dog the Bounty Hunter was busy and Roy Rogers says he would rather be covered in sticker burrs. Listen and enjoy this 90-second vacation while wading into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...

In this Otis Advisory: A big Make China Great Again rally is set for next month at the Woohand Lab, followed by a Media Groupie bonfire on the beach. It’s a Mask-In, all paid for by the NBA and Disney there to show off their interactive Chinese Mind Control in the New America.   Listen and enjoy this 90-second vacation while wading into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island....

In this Otis Advisory: Smart young homemakers know that busy people just call the Internet and have somebody come over to cut up the vegetables. When you're working on your unemployment and building your brand, you just do have time to cut up carrots.  Listen and enjoy this 90-second vacation while wading into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island. Hosted by Simplecast, an Ad...