The Opinion Machine???

#59 Popularity Middle Parts, Side Parts, Bell Bottoms & Bicycle Chains Aka: When The Fringe Becomes Popular A New Fringe Is Born, Forever & Ever & Ever Ever.

#58 Jesus Just Blocked Me Belief Is A Prison, IQ Is Dunning & Kruger’s Favorite Sport & A Self Proclaimed Prophet/Genius Named Israel Smith or Maybe It Was Joseph Anderson. Aka: Debating Belief Will Often Get You Banned & Blocked.

#San Francisco Has Deemed Me A Terrorist. Political Theater, Set Decorating With Tent Dwelling Opioid Addicts & Balls To The Wall Corruption. Aka: Enron Was Child’s Play Compared To The Every Day Protocol Of San Francisco Political Propaganda & Stuntery.

#56 How Are You vs. Whatcha Doin’ Casual Existentialism, Formal Superficiality & Apathetic Social Idioms Aka: Specificity In Chit Chat Yields Better Data. Aka: Why People Don’t Like Me.

#55 Genitalia Your Business, My Business, & Nobody Else’s Business. Aka: Why You Should Shut The Fuck Up About What Nature Thinks About Private Parts.

#54 Reddest Red vs. Bluest Blue Church Lady Ravers, Magic Mormon Casseroles & Contrasting Views On Redemption. Aka: The Two Extremes Are Similar In Many Ways But Vastly Different When It Comes To Exclusion.

#53 Copyright??? - CopyWRONG!!! Assumption Of Privacy, Getting Out Of My Foreground, & Sneaking Your Shit Onto The Hard Drive That Is My Brain Aka: You Can’t Steal Something That Weighs Nothing When You Retain That Very Something.

Frienemies, Phonies & Spies. Aka: When You Talk Shit About Your “Friend”, It Only Reveals You Don’t Know The Meaning Of The Word.

#51 Exit 378 Nevada. Passports Make You A genius, Your Backyard May As Well Be Mars, & Your Neighbors Are Exotic Foreigners. Aka: You’ll Never Know Even A Small Percentage Of What Is Literally Right Under Your Nose

#50 What If You Couldn’t Speak? Losing Your Voice, Losing Your Patience & Finding A New Reason To Laugh. Aka: Speech Is Only A Small Part Of Language But Still Pretty Awesome.

#49 Not So Different Strokes Little Tiny Blood Clots, Gateway Drugs & Cracking Open The Door Of Communication. Aka:You’re Running Out Of Time To Fix Damaged Relationships.

#48 Dreams Are Not Bullshit. Working To Dream, Dreaming To Work & Mandatorily Sharing Dreams With Those Appearing In Them. Aka: Maybe We Have It All Upside Down & Backwards.

#47 Liberty Park High Five Guy Ridiculous Positivity, The 10% Who Refuse & Getting Recognized For Being Happy. Aka: It helps to be handsome.

#46 Walking Machines, Balloons & Self Powered Flying Bicycles. Aka: Wheeler Dealers Got An Unfair Advantage

#45 Late Night Alumni, Scoring Films & Podcasts, & How Ironic Enjoyment Is Actual Enjoyment Aka: Expect A Musical Conversation to Meander.

#44 Alpha Ridiculousness, Beta Cooks & Not Being a Total Dick Aka: Plenty of room for everyone.

#42 Vigilante Justice, Assisted Murder & A Fun Abortion Story Aka: If you’re gonna do it, keep it to yourself.

#42 Vigilante Justice, Assisted Murder & A Fun Abortion Story Aka: If you’re gonna do it, keep it to yourself.

#40 Irrational Fear, Rational Concern & The Full Blown Terror Of Tunnels. Aka: Peanut Butter Won’t Fix This.

#41 Laziness As Virtue, No Such Thing As Wasted Time & Finally Learning When To Shut Up. Aka: Wisdom Is Knowing How To Pick Your Battles.

#39 You Got Yer Left Wing, You Got Yer Right Wing, & Still Only Fly In Dreams. Aka: Juvenile analogies are fine if they still work.

#38 Shaming Jon Stewart, Praising Daniel Tosh, & Self Deprecation As Magnanimous Public Service. Aka: Taking oneself too seriously is unintentionally hilarious to others.

#37 Personal Flags, Club Flags & Gay Flags. Aka: what do we gotta do to actually get along?

#36 Blatant Liars, Trusting Repeaters, & How Lies Seem Truer The Further They Float Downstream. Aka: Do your due diligence or keep your yap shut.

#35 Hate Misdemeanors, Hate Code Violations, & Penalizing Putting Pudding Pops Into Pants Pockets & Purses. Aka: Your smile is hateful.