The Opinion Machine???

Love & Hate Are Inseparable, Hot Depends On Cold, & The Worst Shit You Can Imagine Is What Makes The Best Shit You Can Imagine So Great. Aka: Maybe A Little Gratitude For Your Shitty Attitude Is Inevitable So Maybe Just Deal With It.

Deadly Invisible Bugs, The Religious Fervor & Hysteria On Both Sides, & The Redundantly Mathematical Probability That You Are Reacting Irrationally. Aka: Math Is Your Friend, Hysteria Is Not.

It Isn’t Easy, It’s Hard & Sometimes It Feels Impossible. Aka; Still Beats Hauling Buckets Of Sewage Out Of The Basement.

Self Love, Self Loathing, & The Projections Thereof Aka: How You Feel About Donald Trump Is Likely How You Feel About Yourself.

Turkey & Tofu, Apples & Oranges, & Bruce & Caitlin Aka: How To Depopulate Your Next Thanksgiving Dinner

Do You Have It? Does Anyone? & Does Not Having It Make Malevolence Less Malevolent? Aka; Do We Forgive Those Who Know Not What They Do?

Why? Like, What The Fuck? Aka: Seriously, What Is Wrong With You?

Identifying Bad People, Calling Them Names, Holding Up Signs & Sending Others To Kill Them. Aka: You Don’t Really Have To Do Anything But Be Loud About Who You Hate.

Fortune, Misfortune & The Difficult Task Of Distinguishing Between The Two. Aka: Gratitude Might Be The Most Crucial Element In The Perception Thereof

You Have It, They Have It, Everybody Has It But Me. Aka: Big Sugar & Big Pharma Have Concocted The Most Delicious Of All Cahoots In Which They Could Possibly Be.

Deviant Self Preservation, Tribal Solidarity Built On The Promise Of Mutual Destruction, & The Progressive Interference Into Young Lives & Minds To Sexualize & Pervert Every Aspect Of Being. Aka: If You Can’t Beat Them, Molest Their Kids.

The Everlasting Inherent Value, Density & Beauty, The Difficult & Pleasing Process Of Mining & Refining, & How That All Compares To A Sandwich During Times Of Famine. Aka: Gold Bars Make Terrible Pillows.

The Unnerving Power Of Harmony, The Long Lens Balance Of A Wildly Swinging Pendulum & Walking A Tightrope With A Long Pole Aka: Thinking Of Religion Literally Takes All The Fun Out Of It.

How Broken Children Make The Best International Brothers, How Mother’s Who Commit Suicide Make The Brokenest Children & How International Brotherhood Is The Weakest Surrogate For Actual Love. Aka: Cool Shirt, Comrade.

Accusations As Confessionals, Supremacy As Projection & The Mental Disorder of Unresolved Socially Engineered White Guilt Aka: Ya Smelt It, Ya Dealt It.

The Dubious Miracle Of Mirrors, The Laborious Nature And Cost Of Oil Paint Cave Drawings & The Death That Is A Photograph Aka: Those Selfies Ain’t Just Cute Little Marketing Gimmicks.

The Unquenchable Thirst For Blood, Democratically Voting To Kill Other People, & How Signing Up To Die Should Be Required To Promote Any Pro War Policy Aka: Unless You’re Lacing Up Your Own Combat Boots, Your Boner For War Needs To Be Smacked Soggy.

Singing Sad Songs For Horny Twenty Somethings, Existential Credentials Crisis & Feeling Weird About Being In Any Entourage Aka: My Name For The Weekend Was M.C. BonerKiller

Fudging Data, Omitting Crucial Shit, & Lazily Eschewing Scrutiny For Convenience. Aka: You’d Be Ten Times More Likely To Listen To This If I Included A Sensationalized Title.

Courageous Accountability, Cowardly Subversion, Dubious Privacy & Wishing You’d Have Said Something Before It All Went To Shit. Aka: That Mask Probably Doesn’t Make You A Good Person

A 45 Year Old Peter Pan Named Majik, The Majik Of Marxism & DJing Til Gaia Provides All The Majik You Need. Aka: Burning Man Isn’t Really A Retirement Plan

Courts Say Donald Trump & AOC Can’t Block Citizens, I Say It’s Weird Anyone Can Block Anyone & Real World Blocking Couldn’t Possibly Be More Dramatic Aka: Maybe The Convenience Of Blocking Is Harming Society And Exacerbating Addiction To “Social” Media.

Darren Had That Haircut First, Ignacio Invented Nachos & You Didn’t Win The Super Bowl Aka: Stop Taking Credit For The Hard Work Of Others.

Is It Brave, Dumb Or Both To Be Your Actual Self On The Internet?, What Is Gained By Anonymous Social Engagement On The Internet? & How Many People Have Given Up Being Real For Fear Of The Outrage Mob? Aka: Why Does Anyone Ever Engage With An Internet Stranger?

Camp Costume Party For The Presidents Club, Giving Big Important Speeches From The Tile Department At Home Depot, Voting Money Right Out Of Your Pocket Aka: The Food Court At The Mall Serves You Better Than This Wacky Bunch