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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We have a shorter episode for yall this week. Holidays and chaos had up wrapped up, but here it goes. NEWS MIX Smoking is always a good idea New Cat just dropped Virgin Island, the most painfully obvious new reality show UFO's Over Argentina New Arm for the baby boy Racoons Disproved LiveNation About to get it Duende Hoax? Thank you for list...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Grandma's McFlurry hitting the scene Drive Thru Entrapment Pizza Hut Cheeseburger The Portal In NY is screwed A List about dogs Even Weirder Possible Dyson Spheres in our Galaxy? New US Bill Proposed to Reveal UFO data Mass Hysteria in a South African School Screw Worms and the war against them Tazmanian Tiger caught on camera? Be...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Snoop Dogg and his own Bowl Baby on the floor of a Tay Tay concert The Spin off that zeroes of people asked for Vegan Patriot gives no cares about running someone over Even Weirder Haunted Dolls and Bad People World's least intimidating psychopath AI takes over love connections for us AI uses our dead loved ones to hawk products t...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What 7-11 is full of great ideas. Marketing on point. Could you live in this color strewn hell to live in NYC for a year? Even Weirder This Guys is have a hell of a day Frankenstein's dentist strikes in Turkey Massive Ocean Found Beneath The World's Surface Girl has a real life scared of the dark situation Jet Pack Cat has the 160...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out The World is My Burrito Here! Guess What Permanent Healthcare!...For Cats!... In Mexico!...On the Presidential Compound... Aaron Rodgers got PAID New Matrix in the works? Why? Google to Delete Billions of Record in Incognito Lawsuit Zack's Weekly Hate List Even Weirder Heinz continues to mess with perfection Plastic Surgery Barbie...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In one of our most unhinged episodes, we're ALL drunk! Except Zach, he's our chaperone. Also we talked about this: Guess What The actual ACTUAL rules for the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight We found the perfect job for your mom There's no illegal way to hunt a Sasquatch The best comedy films of all time! (lies. Falsehoods.) Even Weirder...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Beetlejuice 2, but why? Happy Gilmore sequel, but still...why? Neverending story of sequels!? Everything turning 50, except Mike Even Weirder Broccoli Freckles Mystery Welsh Accent from English Mom Serial Cat Shaver Still at large Robots about to enter the manufacturing force Video of robot operation Insurance Scam Thwarted First Neuro...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Even Weirder! Lost Tropical Island Discovered Under the Waves Off The Coast Of Brazil The Dude Spends 100 Days under water and weird things happened Another Monolith has appeared Toxic Cat on the loose in Japan Shadow Man Spotted in Mexico Zack takes over Beyond the Pale Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Max is hitting the password crackdown trend Bottle Night - how to prolong a doomed relationship Some K Pop star ruined lives with a relationship Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul - we had to talk about it Another crap list that no one agrees with Even Weirder Government isn't even trying to be subtle anymore Murder Drones are now a thing Mo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Tay Tay is allegedly writing songs about her love Travis The Rock owns his own phrases now Jabroni Zack thought this list was HILARIOUS Even Weirder Raw Egg Pudding Sword Fights in Chemistry. Nice work science. Toe Slurppin for charity Ukraine Ufo? River Monsters and not manatees Beyond The Pale Mud Monster stories Whatcha! Mystery t...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What? KFC Chizza. Crime. Sex Beer Florida Man Games Even Weirder Funeral Company makes a bad marketing call. Fossilized Chinese Dragon? UFO swarm over China? Ice Football is taking over the globe 10 weird cryptids that Mike may have touched on Beyond The Pale Banshees, they're a real menace. Whatcha Zack hits us with some Am I the Assh...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What New Fantastic Four Cast Announced Cornhole Scholarships are now a thing Lottery Winner Elated then heartbroken. New Dictionary words this year . You won't like it if you were born before a year that starts with a 2. Even Weirder Pink rice is less appealing rice Our Virgin Mary of Stingray NASA is making fake Mars, and needs YOU to...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Neatcast uploads are never late, nor are they early, they arrive precisely when they mean to. To celebrate Presidents Day, Mike treats us all to the famous Philly Cheesesteak Experiment. It surprising has little to do with the food. Something involving a ship, teleportation and lies...? Anywho...here is Mike weaving a tall tale of questionable co...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess Weirder! Don't eat fried toothpicks! South Korea is worried! Taylor is big mad over explicit AI images Japan Ramen Pizza Zack's list of very believable items flushed down toilets. Here's a version of hell Tom Delonge has the inside track on telepathy Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The guys gave me no context or stories for the notes this week, so it's a surprise for all of us! Hooray! Bobby is here too from Effin' Cultured ! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! F...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Super Bidet Hits the Market Man is wild for doing this to Walmart Thruple Island leads to a joke we won't let go Even Weirder Kentucky Scientists just sent a signal to murder us Reps talk more in closed door meetings about the UFO disclosure South American Bigfoot on camera? The boys also say Jer can't read Spanish Giant Alie...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out DT HERE and get all his amazing content GUESS WEIRDER Dating Sunday and Mike's missed opportunity New Bigfoot EviDANCE! Kid "beats" Tetris, if thats what you wanna call it! The Earth is flat, and we have definitive proof Aaron Rodgers has some pretty COLORFUL theories about the Super Bowl Script. (I'll leave) Miami A...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back! Mike, Zack, and Jeremy discuss online dating, antibiotic jokes, and being the LOUDEST MAN IN THE BATHROOM. Also, these topics: Guess What!? The hot new place to meet singles? Kiss has transcended humanity Top trending foods of the year Even Weirder Future supervillain makes robots out of dead things! HILARIOUS antibiotics UFO e...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. WE AIN'T WATCHING THE BALL DROP, BUT WE DEFINITELY DROPPED THE BALL LMAOOOO. No full episode with the boys yet, but join Mike, Jer, and Zack as they ring in 2024 with...some of the worst Guinness World Records of this year . Seriously, these are embarrassing. Also, RESOLUTIONS! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @the...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. While Mike and Jer are good little boys enjoying their Christmas break, Zack is an overachiever who needs constant attention...so he found two guests to join him for a special Christmas Episode of the Neatcast. Guess What!? The Merry High Light The Santa Clause causes kids to call Sex Line EXTREME Christmas Display Most Hated Christmas Candies Ev...