The Neatcast

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Oops, it's a short! WE'RE SO LAZY GEEZ. Mike, Zack, and Jer continue spooky month with a short(ish) news break: Guess What/Even weirder Candy Corn Beer Cany Corn Pizza (in the laziest form imaginable) Woman injured and considers suing after falling off GIANT HOG WITTLE BABY TURTLE with two WITTLE BABY HEADS Suit-jitsu! David Grusch spea...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer and Zack are joined by Erik Slader from...um...every other podcast on earth, to discuss a WHOLE MESS OF STUFF, like: Guess What The cost of streaming is going up again, weeeee SUPREME ULTIMATE F-YOU edition of GTA VI comes with everything except the game! Are these the best RECENT horror movies? Even Weirder Crazy person says they can t...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. When Jeremy is away, Mike and Zack will play/argue a lot. We're down a man, but we still got a BANGER of a short for you, where we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Little girl is way WAY smarter than you. Japan has a new, horrible snack Hard Mountain Dew wants to steal your Bigfoot evidence Human fights T-800 (please watch this) Human fights...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer and Zack are BACK to serenade you on your morning ride to work...with yelling! Today we talk about: Guess What Get yourself a girl who smells like the worst candy on earth Ladies?? Find out if he's a STUD or a DUD. Or a MIKE. Don't share THIS info with ChatGPT (hint: it's literally anything) Robot dances, eats sh*t Vollyb...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Another short?? WHAT A RIPOFF, THESE GUYS ARE LAZY AND I HATE THEM. Well, slow down mister, because Zack, Mike and Jeremy have a short FULL of terrible evidence that is not worth looking at! Guess What/Even weirder Clay Matthews is a freak now! (It's a lie) Time traveller spotted in hilarious old painting! (probably a lie) A UFO seen in Arge...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Short one this week! Mike, Zack and Jer discuss bad guests and the art of attracting women through stink! TRY IT. Guess What/Even weirder We lost some good ones to old age recently Man's wife is caught cheating by an unlikely spy... Pheromone maxxing is now, unfortunately, a thing. How would you rank this list of rude guest moves? China says...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. For the first FULL EPISODE in MONTHS, the boys are back as the original team! Jeremy returns to Mike and Zack to discuss the things you didn't even KNOW were important. Like: Guess What *GASP* There May Not Be REAL Pumpkin in Your Pumpkin Spice! GTA Introduces Small Annoyances Kpop Demon Hunters Faces Christian Litigation  Even Weirder Diamo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Leo (check out Eternal Journey podcast) joins us for a Neatcast Short! Er...Special, I guess (because this is long as heck). While he's here, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder KFC and Oreo combined their brands to produce the inedible The fastest man alive is absolutely insane A werewolf...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Zack's longtime bestie Casey! Together, we talk: Guess What/Even Weirder 7-up is changing its name! Who drinks this stuff? Most Dangerous Animals by state We're using Flight of the Navigator logic to hire air traffic controllers The (supposed) best movie sequels of all time! Sally the Robot Teacher is here to...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike is back! And so is Zack, but I suppose that's less exciting since he never left? Also we got Bobby from Effin' Cultured as this episode's Jer replacement, AND WE TALK ABOUT: Guess What/Even Weirder The worst advice from Boomers A horrific fart clears out a Spiderman showing Protein Maxxing is leading, somehow, to a baby food s...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike is off on a road trip to see family, so Zack roped Tim from Against All Oddities and Erik from The Nerdeagram into joining him for an episode. Guess What Don't eat diarrhea lettuce as a weight loss program Grok is gonna make a better Odyssey Keep cool in your own human refrigerator Get ready for Summerween Even Weirder Have we been  Ban...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by the return of Mark the Overweight Survivor . Guess What A questionable AI Pet Translator. Man gets stuck in a porta potty...possible RIk from Effin' Cultured? A new pregnant doll for Mike to play with. William Shatner's rider for Riot Fest. Beyond The Pale Mike talks about a variety of Highway Horrors. Make s...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined once again by Kory from The World is My Burrito! We talk sunburnt nips, and other stuff too I guess... Guess What/Even weirder We laugh at the elderly getting attacked by wild animals! You can buy some of Taylor Swift's air It's not water...it's ADVANCED water Floating Space Brain! Check Out Our Website! Jo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Tim from Against All Oddities and The Woods I Knew! For your listening pleasure, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Oreo has some new disgusting flavors for their gross, dry cookies! Pringles is trying to improve on the hotdog bun for some reason Joey Chestnut contin...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Kory from The World is My Burrito Podcast, to discuss some of our wildest stories yet! (since AT LEAST last episode) Guess What/Even weirder Nordic Walking! It's...just walking! Mel Brooks is the big 1-0-0! How bout some sourdough made from ANCIENT MUMMY YEAST Beyond The Pale Okay so you know Roswell, but did you...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Tim and Nate from Against All Oddities to discuss Zack's favorite thing: LISTS. ENDLESS LISTS! Guess What/Even weirder Guy uses massage gun in a way no one ever has before! Health trends to drive people with anxiety disorders insane! What people are eating at FIFA Brazilian psychic gets our hopes up for NOTHING! C...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by someone they've not heard from in a looooong time, who discusses the traumas they've been through over the last few, grueling months. Then DAAAAAATIIIING GAAAAAAAAME! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow u...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Leo Allen--friend and frequent music provider to the show! His golden pipes join us as we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Gen Z has a really dumb and obvious dating tip! Spooky Ghost crosses highway, mesmerizes random biker! Woman finds just about the worst thing possible that can be left in a fridge Beyond The Pale W...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Kory from The World is My Burrito! On this (kinda) short episode, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Man is found with bazooka! Or...maybe not, actually. Drink bad beer while WW2 planes fly overhead! The 10th Annual Uber Lost and Found Index! What exactly does Spielberg KNOW? Free home cleaning...but they're goin...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Craig and Bobby from Effin' Cultured to discuss some wild and weird news, before entering into the seemingly never ending world of cheap SMUT. Guess What/Even weirder The perfect male and female forms (supposedly) Ozzy is in AI hell How ill Joey Chestnut eat his way outta THIS ONE? More government key jangling Wha...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined (again) by DT from Space Castle! NEATCAST AND SPACE CASTLE! We're basically married! In this episode, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Are these the best Action films of the last 90 years? Alligators are spawn camping train wreck survivors! Bears vs Robots! OOOOOOORB Beyond The Pale We enter the dark wilderness of...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by DT from Space Castle! YOUTUBE AND PODCASTS COLLIDE! We discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Being anxious can make you live longer! Oi, it's a British crop circle innit? An incredible act of penile strength The story that spawned a million macaque jokes Beyond The Pale We talk about all the times Bigfoot kidnapped peo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by OL' RELIABLE--Kory from the World is My Burrito! Together, they discuss: Guess Weirder Robots can't win Oscars EVER Spotify is trying to warn you when music is AI slop Using SOUND WAVES to put out fires The 25 SUPPOSEDLY BEST Star Wars characters Beyond The Pale We talk about psychic messages from creatures B...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. A second Against All Oddities brother has hit the podcast. Time joins Mike and Zack to discuss some WACKY STUFF for your Monday morning, such as: Guess What You can now take a sick day for your pets! ....In Italy. AI is becoming even more dastardly Even Weirder Death is But a Dream book club meeting! Beyond The Pale We TRULY go Beyond the Pale an...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Chris from Against All Oddities to talk some WEIRD S**T. Weird s**t like this: Guess What Live Nation is in big doo-doo Man (possibly Italian) steals legos Even Weirder Update on dude's dressed like bears Robots can chase you down now at like 70mph Beyond The Pale We talk about the Mogollon Monster! Is it Bigfoot?...