The Neatcast

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Kory from The World is My Burrito Podcast, to discuss some of our wildest stories yet! (since AT LEAST last episode) Guess What/Even weirder Nordic Walking! It's...just walking! Mel Brooks is the big 1-0-0! How bout some sourdough made from ANCIENT MUMMY YEAST Beyond The Pale Okay so you know Roswell, but did you...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Tim and Nate from Against All Oddities to discuss Zack's favorite thing: LISTS. ENDLESS LISTS! Guess What/Even weirder Guy uses massage gun in a way no one ever has before! Health trends to drive people with anxiety disorders insane! What people are eating at FIFA Brazilian psychic gets our hopes up for NOTHING! C...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by someone they've not heard from in a looooong time, who discusses the traumas they've been through over the last few, grueling months. Then DAAAAAATIIIING GAAAAAAAAME! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow u...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Leo Allen--friend and frequent music provider to the show! His golden pipes join us as we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Gen Z has a really dumb and obvious dating tip! Spooky Ghost crosses highway, mesmerizes random biker! Woman finds just about the worst thing possible that can be left in a fridge Beyond The Pale W...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Kory from The World is My Burrito! On this (kinda) short episode, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Man is found with bazooka! Or...maybe not, actually. Drink bad beer while WW2 planes fly overhead! The 10th Annual Uber Lost and Found Index! What exactly does Spielberg KNOW? Free home cleaning...but they're goin...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Craig and Bobby from Effin' Cultured to discuss some wild and weird news, before entering into the seemingly never ending world of cheap SMUT. Guess What/Even weirder The perfect male and female forms (supposedly) Ozzy is in AI hell How ill Joey Chestnut eat his way outta THIS ONE? More government key jangling Wha...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined (again) by DT from Space Castle! NEATCAST AND SPACE CASTLE! We're basically married! In this episode, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Are these the best Action films of the last 90 years? Alligators are spawn camping train wreck survivors! Bears vs Robots! OOOOOOORB Beyond The Pale We enter the dark wilderness of...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by DT from Space Castle! YOUTUBE AND PODCASTS COLLIDE! We discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Being anxious can make you live longer! Oi, it's a British crop circle innit? An incredible act of penile strength The story that spawned a million macaque jokes Beyond The Pale We talk about all the times Bigfoot kidnapped peo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by OL' RELIABLE--Kory from the World is My Burrito! Together, they discuss: Guess Weirder Robots can't win Oscars EVER Spotify is trying to warn you when music is AI slop Using SOUND WAVES to put out fires The 25 SUPPOSEDLY BEST Star Wars characters Beyond The Pale We talk about psychic messages from creatures B...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. A second Against All Oddities brother has hit the podcast. Time joins Mike and Zack to discuss some WACKY STUFF for your Monday morning, such as: Guess What You can now take a sick day for your pets! ....In Italy. AI is becoming even more dastardly Even Weirder Death is But a Dream book club meeting! Beyond The Pale We TRULY go Beyond the Pale an...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Chris from Against All Oddities to talk some WEIRD S**T. Weird s**t like this: Guess What Live Nation is in big doo-doo Man (possibly Italian) steals legos Even Weirder Update on dude's dressed like bears Robots can chase you down now at like 70mph Beyond The Pale We talk about the Mogollon Monster! Is it Bigfoot?...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are once again joined by Eric and Matt from You Didn't Ask for This! This time for a FULL EPISODE! The first in 10,000 years! Here's what we talked about: Guess Weirder You shouldn't trust your whole life to AI, as it turns out! New way to lower border crossings in India. Making babies in space could lead to a new spe...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack and Mike to discuss a whole assortment of things in what was ALMOST an episode until Mike decided he needed to throw up IMMEDITATELY (don't worry, word is he's stable). Here's what we make the funnies about: Guess Weirder Taylor Swift's wax figure is getting some extra...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito guides a very sleepy Zack and Mike through a journey of discovery! Seriously, he does everything today. Turn up the volume to hear Zack and Mike snoring peacefully. Guess Weirder A Barbie Event Gets the Willy Wonka Nightmare Treatment There's a Cure for Cancer. You Won't Like It. Also I don't have...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike went on vacation and left me all alone, so I found the regular replacement of Kory from The World is My Burrito . General weird topics and conversations commence...you know the drill.  Guess Weirder Banksy Revealed Strava Route reveals Air Craft Carrier location Get ready for Speed Friending Robots Stalking Humans Because...Humans Bigfoot Si...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:  Mark returns as Sports Daddy and brings us all some Sports News. Guess Weirder What's inside those super valuable Oscar Bags? New Guinness World Record for Teeth. UAPS recorded over NYC. It's TOTALL...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss: Guess Weirder Get paid to eat fast food at home until you hate yourself! CAR FIGHTS!! Weird stuff people have left behind in their luggage Nessi SPOTTED (kind of, you have to squint) Beyond The Pale Mike goes...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by the newly recast Jeremy, who sounds weirdly like Kory from The World is My Burrito. And they talk about: Guess What NERD FIIIIIIIIGHT! Is this Jim Carrey or a LIZARD REPLACEMENT? Jam our after death! Order a Ranch Milkshake because you hate yourself Even Weirder Lawmakers have decided your employer can't put weird...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are back sans Jer with another guest host. It's Rick from Effin' Cultured, fresh off of Bobby's appearance! He brings some of that good ol' fashioned Effin' depravity to our show as we talk about: Guess Weirder "Smart" Underwear is counting your farts! Dancing robots threaten the lives of innocent...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess Weirder Olympic ski jumpers are taking...unusual measures for that extra lift And speaking of lift, Olympic village is missing a critical resource Fatbergs found in Sydney (Zack why did you bring this to us this is gross what are you doing) Beyond The Pale Mike talks WICKED WOOD WHISTLERS! Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's EFFIN GULF, and...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss: Guess What Celebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026 Lawngerie Big Guys run at each other because...sports! Mary Poppins & Pennywise are related Mike's name is now 'Baby Beaver' Even...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour. We talk about: Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of Babel Instacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl parties You can be ALLERGIC to cold...i...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff: Guess What PETA is doing some weird s**t again Put giant legos on your feet, stupid! The response to creepy AI porn made by incels 10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights. Guess What The moon's first overpriced motel for idiots! A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God. Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION. Ev...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things! Guess What A scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out there The Consumer Electronic Show Even Weirder Guy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his ci...