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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are once again joined by Eric and Matt from You Didn't Ask for This! This time for a FULL EPISODE! The first in 10,000 years! Here's what we talked about: Guess Weirder You shouldn't trust your whole life to AI, as it turns out! New way to lower border crossings in India. Making babies in space could lead to a new spe...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack and Mike to discuss a whole assortment of things in what was ALMOST an episode until Mike decided he needed to throw up IMMEDITATELY (don't worry, word is he's stable). Here's what we make the funnies about: Guess Weirder Taylor Swift's wax figure is getting some extra...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito guides a very sleepy Zack and Mike through a journey of discovery! Seriously, he does everything today. Turn up the volume to hear Zack and Mike snoring peacefully. Guess Weirder A Barbie Event Gets the Willy Wonka Nightmare Treatment There's a Cure for Cancer. You Won't Like It. Also I don't have...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike went on vacation and left me all alone, so I found the regular replacement of Kory from The World is My Burrito . General weird topics and conversations commence...you know the drill.  Guess Weirder Banksy Revealed Strava Route reveals Air Craft Carrier location Get ready for Speed Friending Robots Stalking Humans Because...Humans Bigfoot Si...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:  Mark returns as Sports Daddy and brings us all some Sports News. Guess Weirder What's inside those super valuable Oscar Bags? New Guinness World Record for Teeth. UAPS recorded over NYC. It's TOTALL...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss: Guess Weirder Get paid to eat fast food at home until you hate yourself! CAR FIGHTS!! Weird stuff people have left behind in their luggage Nessi SPOTTED (kind of, you have to squint) Beyond The Pale Mike goes...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by the newly recast Jeremy, who sounds weirdly like Kory from The World is My Burrito. And they talk about: Guess What NERD FIIIIIIIIGHT! Is this Jim Carrey or a LIZARD REPLACEMENT? Jam our after death! Order a Ranch Milkshake because you hate yourself Even Weirder Lawmakers have decided your employer can't put weird...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are back sans Jer with another guest host. It's Rick from Effin' Cultured, fresh off of Bobby's appearance! He brings some of that good ol' fashioned Effin' depravity to our show as we talk about: Guess Weirder "Smart" Underwear is counting your farts! Dancing robots threaten the lives of innocent...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess Weirder Olympic ski jumpers are taking...unusual measures for that extra lift And speaking of lift, Olympic village is missing a critical resource Fatbergs found in Sydney (Zack why did you bring this to us this is gross what are you doing) Beyond The Pale Mike talks WICKED WOOD WHISTLERS! Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's EFFIN GULF, and...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss: Guess What Celebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026 Lawngerie Big Guys run at each other because...sports! Mary Poppins & Pennywise are related Mike's name is now 'Baby Beaver' Even...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour. We talk about: Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of Babel Instacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl parties You can be ALLERGIC to cold...i...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff: Guess What PETA is doing some weird s**t again Put giant legos on your feet, stupid! The response to creepy AI porn made by incels 10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights. Guess What The moon's first overpriced motel for idiots! A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God. Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION. Ev...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things! Guess What A scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out there The Consumer Electronic Show Even Weirder Guy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his ci...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. First episode of the year...and it's already a cluster. Hooray 2026! Guess What Words certain people want to BANISH! Oxford Bus Company's Weird Lost & Found of 2025 Real life Italian Job heist? Even Weirder Ozempic size meals 'Asparamancer' foretells the future of 2026...maybe? Columbian Man is a Werewolf. Well, he THINKS...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Ugggh we're hungover we're dying blaaaargh Here's something to tide you over until we get a new episode together: a collection of highlights from this year's 12 Rants of Christmas! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. New Year Same Us. The Neatcast boys are done with their Christmas rants, and now they're all tucked in and dreaming of the New Year. Let's talk about resolutions! And also this weird crap: The word of the year is extremely fitting! Great news! The worst people you know just got the s**t beat out of them! Just the absolute WORST dudes, g...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready. Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition o...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story.  Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on Tik...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)???  Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Fo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastp...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Fol...