The Macron Show

Sweet Ling Music – 10/11/18 In this episode Macron and Dani handle a whole bunch of the Internet’s finest complaining people, this time we got music, shouting and threats of some very important people coming to get us! We had Wish customers not getting their orders, a very unique couple who were not at all happy with the service at a fried chicken restaurant, an exploding vape and a strange old la...

It’s Like 10000 Spoons And The Maid Has A Knife – 10/07/18 Isn’t it ironic? Doncha think? Yes folks I am sorry for the ruse but Macron is NOT quitting, ever. Sorry haters, take your L. This extra awesome show was super long because frankly we had way too much fun this time. Macron and InkedGoddess call up yet another huge batch of complainers courtesy of some of our awesome listeners. This week as...

Vodka, Tacos And Golf Day – 10/04/18 I’m not making up these official days! Come celebrate national golf, vodka and tacos day with Macron and InkedGoddess as we call a bunch of the Internet’s best complainers! This time we had a lady who did not appreciate her Diet Bigmac at all for some reason, a guy who kept calling in about his bent steelbook movies, a very very boring man who did not like mone...

Jack In The Crotch – 09/29/18 See what happens when we let the listeners choose a show name? lol. This show features Macron and InkedGoddess just tackling a few good old Internet complainers. This week a lot of people are really mad at fast food restaurants, including Jack In The Box (see) McDonalds, Burger King and loads more. We also had a crazy couple who’s Honeywell WIFI machine didn’t work, a...

What’s Up Me – 09/22/18 Hi everyone Macron and InkedGoddess are back once again with a whole fresh batch of nutty complainers! This week we got a fat couple who were very unhappy about their order getting messed up at the McDonalds, a male prostitute who was blacklisted from buying more guns, a lady trying to fix her antenna by putting it on her head and a lady who tried to fix her phone by follow...

Taco Bell Taste Lab Presents: The Word Of Ron – 09/15/18 Macron and co are back in action again with Macron, Dr Charles and a whole bunch of brand new hosts as we lay waste to the latest batch of insane internet complainers and manage to completely derail loads of silly conferences, and educate the none believes in the ways of Ron. This week we had a lot of people who were not at all happy with th...

Chivs Sleeps Through Her 100th Birthday – 09/08/18 Happy 100th birthday old lady Chivs! Thought we’d name this extended show after you since you fell asleep again while it was live but this is to celebrate your 100th big day! This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and the return of Dr. Charles! Big day for everyone! This time we had a whole fresh batch of complainers, some more people wi...

Don’t Sneeze On My Taters And Tell Me It’s Raining – 09/07/18 Hi everyone! Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess are back in action once again with a whole fresh batch of crazy complainers, Internet idiots and this time people with silly names! We had a devout Christian who was very unhappy at the terrible events at an all you can eat buffet, a Jewish man who yelled at us about his banking woes (for so...

Lenny’s Double Duck Labia Weekend Extravaganza – 09/03/18 Happy Labia Day 2018 people! Thank you to everyone that spent it with Macron and Chumley, we had a blast! We also broke a new record today by getting quadruple ducks on Lenny! If you don’t know what this means then it sucks for you, get listening! We also shut down 3 different conferences with our nonsense this time including fat people, sm...

Strawberry Graham Crackers And Guns – 09/02/18 To kick off a fun packed September of awesome shows Macron and Chumley learn a VERY important life lesson: do not try to add strawberries to Graham Crackers, the results could be disastrous! On this show we had the listeners put out ads for some free hot dogs and had people call in about that, we handle a whole fresh batch of the world’s craziest comp...

The Freak Show – 08/31/18 A show featuring nothing but a bunch of freaks! And Macron and Chumley and InkedGoddess of course. This time most of the people we called seemed incredibly angry and confused and aggressive that somebody had dared to call their phone, never mind that they all made complaints to various corporate offices demanding a call back, oh no, these people grunted, shrieked, yelled...

Elderbang – 08/28/18 Macron and Chumley are back in action again with a fresh list of crazy complainers, some even crazier stuff for sale / barter on Craigslist and couple of conferences just for good measure. This time a woman keeps calling us about her unauthorised charges for her elder dating website, several people don’t like the bedbugs and mould at their cheap hotels, one lady claims that sh...

Hail To The King Baby – 08/25/18 Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess return yet again with another action packed show featuring all the world’s complainers and some crazy Craigslist folks. This show is dedicated to King Superkind who has been an incredible supporter and friend to the show, we really appreciate you sir! Tonight Hotdog Mike comes up with a genius business proposal, Chimbles tries to bu...

InkedGoddess And Macron Take Flight – 08/23/18 In this special little extra show InkedGoddess and Macron mostly pretend to be from various airlines and try to deal with a whole bunch of whining complainers who are always super unhappy about their delayed flights, lack of free cuddle blankets and having to walk all the way to Starbucks themselves. One parent of the year abandoned her family holiday...

Donnie’s Spicy Dingler – 08/19/18 In another crazy long show the two crude dudes Macron and Chumley tackle a fresh batch of complainers, some crazy stuff for sale on the Craigslist machine and we takeover a few conferences and cause more mayhem. In this show we also tested out the brand new Chimbles bot as well as our new conference service, more news on these awesome features in future shows. Ton...

Two Rude Dudes – 08/17/18 Macron and Chumley are back in action and ruder than ever. This week we start of with some hilarious calls to people who want to barter for things on Craigslist, we hijack some more conferences and basically cause mayhem and we then begin to tap into a whole new well of Internet complainers, more on that soon, and we get some amazing results. Who would have thought that s...

Kitchen People – 08/12/18 This show features Macron and Chumley and Chimbles and Gaspian calling a whole bunch of fresh complainers, as well as re-visiting some classic crazy people. We had a particularly irate couple who didn’t want their car repaired in Octember for some strange reason, we had an Indian scammer who didn’t like being scammed and later Ron and Chimbles attempted to resolve their r...

Soft Teeth – 08/10/18 We’re back again, yes with more complainers, featuring Macron and Chumley in action dealing with all the world’s greatest whiners as well as causing trouble at hotel rooms by asking to host the monthly staff meeting in guests rooms and also disrupting several conferences. This time we had a lady who got a terrible rash from skin cream purchased from Sea World, a couple who st...

The Day The Complaints Died – 08/08/18 A somber day indeed Macron fans 🙁 The title of this show comes from the fact that as of today a certain site where we have been harvesting our famous complainers from them has finally added some security to their site and patched a few flaws that were enabling us to really go nuts with getting complainers. This is a big problem indeed but we had all talked a...

The M-Files Episode 2 – Time Travel And Chupacabra Meat – 08/05/18 In this exciting second instalment of the M-Files Special Agents Macron and Chumley tackle some fresh complainers with an X-Files themed twist, at least that’s the idea anyway. Amongst many great calls we tried to help a lady get a refund and avoid a nasty accident using the power of time travel, we spoke to a lady who may have eat...

The MusTard Massacre – 08/04/18 This show was a whole giant clusterf*ck and no mistake! Featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess we tried to just do a normal show handling a bunch of fresh complainers and instead ended up dealing with Chimbles, who after last night’s escape and kidnapping then decided to wreak havoc in our precious Discord server. We also had a lady who tried to cash in on her k...

Blow On My Whistle – 07/30/18 We’re back once again with Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess to celebrate national cheesecake day and national whistleblowers day! Actually no this show is just to make up for the missed show we promised yesterday, but those days are real you can look it up. On this show we dealt with a brand new batch of complainers, from broken fridges, dangerous phone cables, wet fl...

The Macron Files Episode 3 – Multi Level Marketing – 07/28/18 In this all new episode of The Macron Files Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle the subject of multi level marketing, including what it is, who does it and what we all think of it. The pitfalls and the perils, the pros and the cons (mostly cons) and share our own experiences and knowledge of the subject. Chumley learns that his favo...

Hot Dog Hands – 07/27/18 Well it happened again, another crazy show with an insane twist at the end. On this show Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of complainers before causing some good old fashioned bridge club mayhem. This time we had some annoyed dating site customers, a lady who failed to rent out some cardboard boxes to use as furniture, dealt with a bridge club member w...

Day Of The Living – 07/21/18 Told you we’d be back soon! In a special sequel edition of last night’s show we get right back to business with a whole new phone number (which as it transpires belonged to a whorehouse!). This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackling a whole bunch of fresh new complaints, and a couple of old ones, as well as hijacking some conferences just for good meas...