The Macron Show

A hot week for complainers this week. First one man loses it when Ron politely informs him that he will have no Internet for a week and he has to pay for this, weird, one lady goes on a vacation so fancy that they don't have working phones there, one man seriously objects to being on our lifetime cancellation package, despite getting his cancellations magazine, one lady goes and loses a flagpole o...

Oh dear here we go with another one of those crazy random shows. As well as showing off the fancy new video distribution system on our website this week Ron delights some meetings with his amazing musicals skills, we test out the brand new Robot Ron machine for messing with very annoying people, one man doesn't know what is real and what is AI any more, one man gets into a very heated debate about...

Here we go again! The world cup has started so be expecting Ron to talk a lot of sportsball for the next few weeks. Don't worry though to make up for it we tried to have a little singalong with Star and Tony Orlando, we deal with a man who had to be banned from a certain fried chicken restaurant for his racist and perverted behaviour, we meet the bran new Lil Dicky, we deal with an emergency at a...

Uh oh here we go again with another one of those crazy shows. After completely wrecking up some random meetings Ron gets into a big fight with a man about his crappy home wifi and deadbeat daughter's boyfriend, another man who doesn't like people talking smack about his stupid mother for some reason, a man who throws a complete paddy because his toy car batteries came 24 hours late, a man who come...

Here we go again you guys June part 1 is here at last, the summer has officially begun, we are out here ready to celebrate Ghostbusters Day and oh yeah we managed to do some prank calls too! This week one man gets really cranky about something he heard whilst he was on hold, we have no idea how this could have happened and are looking into the problem as we speak! One lady gets very angry at Scoby...

Well here we go, it's MacronFest 26! The crowds are gathered for this one off special live performance of prank calls. This week we make music with some over-eaters, we let a man vent, repeatedly, about the terrible service he got from his phone carrier and from Ron, Scoby tries his best to get a degenerate gambler verified so he can get his ill gotten gains back, one man gets very upset and confu...

Here we go again with another one of those shows where all the callers seems to be really wacky and angry, just how we like them. This week we checked in with a few regulars like Grumpy Bob and Poltergeist Lady and invited ourselves to some more meets and then had to deal with a man getting his package spat on, and not in a good way, a man who didn't see why he had to be home to sign for a deliver...

Welcome to yet another exciting and fun packed edition of Mondays With Macron. As we celebrate 'National Eat What You Want Day' with a brand new song, that for some reason annoys over-eaters, we also managed to pack in some epic Karens for you as well. This week Bob won't deliver gang member shoes to a bad neighbourhood, one lady goes all ghetto on Ron, one man tries to set Ron up on a date with h...

May The Fourth Be With You... Is the very last Star Wars reference contained in this show, I'm sorry guys but it's mostly just prank calls over here. This week's action packed episode sees Ron dealing with a delivery driver refusing to deliver to a weird house, Scoby gets fired for his lack of concern for medical equipment, Ron manages to upset a fellow British guy over his delayed flight, one man...

What an episode this was! The elevator response team is on hand all night to help with all your elevator related needs! This week we also helped a man who was very confused about his Internet, dealt with a man who was very embarassed about his deliveries for some reason, we have another issue with drunk pilots wrecking flights and making people stay up pas their bedtimes, we attempt to fix one man...

It's another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron alright. This week we try to keep up the maintenance on our elevator despite all the disruptive residents trying to stop us. We also have to contest with digging up one lady's very smelly lawn just because she wanted high speed Internet, we offer to call one lady every day about the latest vacation deals, Scoby and Bob get into a terrible argument a...

Here we go again with another one of them there crazy shows! This week poor sweet gentle Ronathon must do battle with a lady who really wanted someone fired but was not prepared to face the consequences, a man who had his packages removed by an agressive piece of garden furniture, a man who struggled to prove he was human, a lady who didn't understand how medicine works, a lady who made terrible c...

Well here we go with another totally action packed Mondays With Macron! This week Ron and Co cause chaos with an elevator phone, we attempt to AI Verify a man with a broken fridge who is very upset about it, one lady demands to make a formal complaint about her failed vacation booking, one man has awful problems returning some batteries when the seller accidentally dies during the call, one man is...

Well it's another action packed Mondays With Macorn this week. Listen in awe as Ron does battle with a man who wants to punch us in the face over his new grill, a man who went to a pizza joint just to pick up other men and complain, we deal with some very serious grocery store complaints, a man who has a little accident on his flight and needs some new trousers, a lady who found a chicken hair in...

This really was an action packed bumper edition episode of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron deals with lousy printer firmware upgrades, a man who didn't like anything abou his phone, a lady who had no patience at all for her cable provider, a lady who didn't understand the save button, a man who was bitter about his cheap car purchase, a man who really just wanted his airline refund, someone who...

Uh oh here we go again, it's another one of those bumper shows packed full of the best complainers. This week Ron tries seriously hard to upsell a man who bought a doorbell, and tries to sell Wendys to a lady who doesn't want it, one lady has a very big mouth and really wants her cooker fixed, one man refuses to accept his new shades, one guy goes and gets his gas disconnected, one lady is very up...

Welcome cancellation fans. This week Ron is really taking his customer service into overdrive. This week one man has serious problems collecting them all and needs our help, one lady mouths off at the wrong company and ends up getting into trouble with her boss, one lady freaks out after getting her delivery driver fired, Ron has an epic conversation with one man who has the audacity to try and ca...

Get your head out of the gutter and watch Mondays With Macron instead! This week we spent a lot of time inviting ourselves into meetings where we were differently welcomed. We also had a very nice conversation with our new favourite insane Elon Musk fan. This week Ron has a very difficult conversation with a man who simply wanted too much money for his old phone and didn't understand how advertisi...

Welcome to another wild and wacky instlalment of Mondays With Macron. This week it's all about the petty complaints! Ron gets called a scammer by one man who then proceeds to tell his life story, one lady dedicates a hell of a lot of her time and energy into getting some free credit from a discount makeup retailer, one man is not happy about his slightly late package, Bob causes mayhem in The Manh...

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Well it happened again. One of those shows where we mostly got rining and then all of a sudden we got comedy gold! This week Ron argues with a man who thinks he has more class than he really does, deals with a Karen who has a wet box, one man doesn't understand how grocery store pricing works, one man has a very very important delivery that he wants to receive for some reason and we have the most...

Spoiler alert: it's time for 6 more weeks of winter, and I am all for it! This week one man has a good grumble about his coffee rewards program, one lady is happy to give us her entire shopping list and then she goes and really messes up a food addicts meeting, scoby gets into another terrible crash due to the record breaking polar vortex that is happening, one man gets very upset when you mention...

Sure was a hard week for the complainers this week. Everyone seems to be all tense and angry for some reason. I think the record breaking polar vortex might be to blame. For example one lady becomes very confused and agitated about purchasing soda at the dollar store, one man says some very mean things to us all, one lady does not like anything at all about the experience of flying but will never...

I still can't believe where this show name came from. You really can't make it up. This week Ron has to deal with some real serious winners including a man who spends way too much time in hotels, a man who's package just vanished, a couple who got very angry because they couldn't say the name of their dog, Scoby's drinking problem resurfaces during a diffiult delivery scenario, one lady has a melt...

Welcome welcome it's a brand new year and a brand new attitude. As anyone who subscribes to our supporter's shows knows we have stepped it up a gear this year. On the first Mondays With Macron of 2026 Ron meets a lady who is very upset about the quality of the cheap clothes she bought from China, Grumpy Stan has had enough of being prank called, we meet a scary spooky lady who lives in a haunted H...