The Macron Show

Gas Station Pizza Nothing like microwave fresh gas station pizza to start off your week! This week you should really watch on YouTube because as usual Ron is overexcited about the new Ghostbusters movie and is driving around in the Ghostbusters car. This week we deal with a lady who is upset about getting ghosted by her phone provider, a lady who lost her wedding ring in the mail, Ron gets into a...

Ron’s Horrid Birthday Full disclosure Ron’s birthday wasn’t actually Horrid, you will have to listen to the whole thing to find out why we named the show like this. Firstly we want to thank everyone for all the awesome birthday messages and support, we really appreciate it. CarpelTunnel is now back where she belongs in the studio with our new Carpel Cam. To celebrate we did what we do best here an...

Supervise Me Well here we go with another lengthy show because once again things got seriously out of hand here at the corporate office. This time Ron gets into an argument with a couple of restaurant owners, we talk to another celebrity who doesn’t have a high enough credit rating for us to answer the phone, we meet a man who doesn’t think he should have to get out of his car any more to receive...

Sorry For My Apology Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron. We had some very sad news to report this week in that our little friend Kevin passed away recently. We will be doing some kind of tribute show for him in the near future so look out for that. Also special thanks to all the kind people that supported us with donations this week, we really appreciate it! This week we had a whole cast...

The Horse Hoof Inspector Well here we go again, another show that got way out of control. This week we get straight into it with an angry trucker who didn’t want to pay a late fee for being late, a man who insisted that everyone else apologise because he made a mistake, a man with a broken refrigerator who for some reason wanted it fixed, we meet a super famous Disney Plus customer, Tyrone gets so...

Doooooo Doo Dodoolooloolooo Welcome to another show that wrote it’s own name! This week get ready for some drama as sweet gentle Ron loses his temper with a corrupt journalist for writing a bad review of the new Ghostbusters movie, we all wish Jeff a very happy Canadian Thanksgiving, we deal with a banchode who gets caught looking at hard , we deal with a lady who doesn’t want to pay her monthly c...

Disrespective In this week’s regular Mondays With Macron get ready to meet some seriously crazy complainers including one man who made light of today’s tragic Facebook downtime, a lady who keeps getting emailed the wrong number, and extra extra large sports fan who couldn’t get her stuff delivered to the right trailer, a comic con attendee who was trying to scalp tickets, a man who who have to ban...

Pen Is On The Brain Welcome to another show with a silly name. This week buckle up and get ready for a man so famous and important that he doesn’t take his own phone calls, a lady who has to change her citizenship to take a flight, a couple who only bought half a bed and have a lot to say about it, another drunk insurance customer who crashed his own car and then discovered that it was two cars we...

Different Strokes What a show this week, the full crew is in the virtual studio and the complainers are complaining. This week Tyrone gets a new dishwasher, a man who really wants the latest Apple TV, a frustrated lady who polished her fridge too much, a football fan with a serious beef with Scoby, Ron uses his ghost busting equipment to diagnose a haunted washer, we have a lot of problems with a...

Mouth Full Of Cox Welcome to Monday the 13th with Macron! What a day this was, we got to meet a lady who’s mop would not steam, a couple who accidentally bought a holiday villa in Afghanistan, a man who wants to loan money from Ronny the loan shark, a lady who wanted a refund because she couldn’t find her parking space, a lady who’s son crashed into a Pizza Hut driver, a very special guy who didn’...

Into It On Labor Day Once again I forgot that Labor Day always falls on a Monday and so this is technically a holiday special, luckily lots of people were still around to argue about their complaints! Today we meet a man who confuses his accounting software with , a friendly lady who is sick of Samsung, a man who kicked off whilst buying sunglasses, we deal with a bona fide computer expert (standb...

Gouging Your Wife’s Purse Welcome to an other exciting episode featuring only the most premium first world complainers and menopausal misfits. This week we AI Verify a lady who is locked out of her Instagram account, meet a woman who was not happy at all about her free pretzel, a lady with a seriously overpriced exercise bike, a family who had their nice new house smashed to bits by Costco, a lady...

Flight Of The Litigator Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron that got way out of hand. First of all skip the entire first hour if you just want calls, the first hour was spent discussing Macron’s recent Patreon ban and playing around with some technical problems, but after that things really got going. This week we deal with a famous rapper and his rental car, a couple who think pilots sho...

Boxes Boxes BOXES Here we go with a whole new wild and wacky Mondays with Macron. This show name was written by an awesome guy at my new favourite hotel (sorry Sea Tac). This week Ron handles a real life star with airline problems, we give one lady some great advice about driving instead of flying, we have to ban someone from Chipotle after a comment about donkey balls, one lady attempts to catch...

Dirty Lowe Down Cluckers Welcome to another wacky Mondays With Macron that got slightly out of hand. This time it’s a lady who’s very important workmates ordered women’s clothes on her account, people are not happy being offered our amazing Olive Garden vouchers, we make one guy take a very long trip around Chicago airport, we are forced to terminate an unruly phone customer, AI Verify a Tesla buy...

What Happens In Stormy Stays In Stormy I let Munch name this show but those of you who caught this live know what it’s all about. This week on a totally regular episode we mess with a star shacked up in a Vegas hotel room with her own brother, we are forced to ban a guy who simply can’t behave on his flights, Ray has great difficulty delivering packages to one awkward customer, we meet a sensitive...

Blackzilla Vs Master Nerdy Gotta love it when the show names just write themselves as we go along. Amazing show this week featuring the return of the real Tyrone, and he’s back to stealing packages! We also ruin someone’s 12 hour hold streak on the phone to an airline, we cause some very confusing scheduling problems for one family, Ron accidentally charges $60,000 to someone’s company credit card...

Are You A Lawyer? The big question on everyone’s lips this week is indeed; are you a lawyer though? This week prepare yourselves to deal with a lady who trashed her hotel room, a lady who gets her internet cut off for mouthing off, another man doesn’t want to pay his cancellation fees, a lady keep complaining about her horrible phone service, one man has trouble verifying himself for Yelp, one cou...

I Was Only Joe King Firstly thank you to the mother of the complainer who called her son Joe King and thus made this the easiest bad pun show name ever! This week Ron spends the entire show trying to get a gift of tequila and raw eggs to a hotel guest with too many people, we also helped Joe King himself deal with a very very serious flight issue in Vegas, we donate another customer’s refund to he...

Saturday Night Ron What is this insanity? Mondays With Macron but on a Saturday? It really happened! This show was to say thank you to everyone for helping us smash our donation target this week and helped us replace our busted up TV. You guys are the best so we tried to make this show as crazy as possible and I think we did pretty well. Get ready to meet a man who really does not like robots, we...

Sea Slugs On A Plane Welcome to another amazing Mondays With Macron! This really was a show of epic proportions that mainly focused on airline complainers. This week we deal with a lady who has been driven insane by airline customer service, a banking customer with a phone that doesn’t well work, we have a fun conversation with a lady after making her hang up on the real customer services after be...

Adult Dippers What a crazy show this week. Not only did we have the crazy Canadian CarpelTunnel back in the studio but we had a whole host of super crazy people who wanted to argue with us, despite our amazing customer service. This week we meet a serious technical computer expert who would never let his security be compromised, we meet a lady who for some reason did not want to donate the profits...

Fireman Ron And The 40 Year Old Virgin In this amazing and incredible show not only do we have some fancy upgraded webcam technology going on but sweet gentle Ron literally saves one poor woman from burning to death in a terrible house fire, tries to service a 40 year old virgin on Zoom, we attempt to derail some plumbing work live at the scene, we put another unruly child on the no fly list, Ron...

Sassy And Horny This show name is way more family friendly than you might think, kinda, but don’t go listening to this at work or in front of the kids or anything just in case. This week on Mondays With Macron we meet another man with a broken tranny, a man who was confused about what razor to buy, we meet a genuine army man who wants some free Fox, one man who refuses to let us book a nice new va...

Male Parts And Government Phones Firstly I apologise for the sheer number of deadbeats in this show, it really was a night for complete losers. This week we meet a couple who couldn’t handle all their credit card debt, and had a broken car, we attempt to verify someone who wants to merge a bunch of their weird Facebook accounts, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to pay for phone calls, one lady...