The Long Watch

God help us all. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson on trampolines. PITH TAKES * The Spook’s Battle (AKA The Last Apprentice: Attack of the Fiend, novel, 2007) * Three Little Words (play, 2017)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not good. They’re not bad. They’re just nice. ALSO DISCUSSED * Project Hail Mary (2026) * Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) * They Will Kill You (2026) PITH TAKES * Darkness on the Edge of Town (album, 1978) * The Last Ship (stage musical, 2014) * The Spook’s Secret (AKA The Last Apprentice: Night of the Soul Stealer, novel, 2006)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll be damned if they’re gonna let history put them in the same place as the likes of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) * Wild (2014) * Wonder Man: Season 1 (2026) PITH TAKES * The Immortal Hulk (comic series, 2018-2021) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandy...

You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 2 (2026) * Ready or Not (2019) * Project Hail Mary (2026) PITH TAKES * The Spook’s Curse (novel, 2005) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Listen, from an economic standpoint alone, what Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are asking is problematic to say the least. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bride! (2026) * Chopping Mall (1986) * Night of the Creeps (1986) * The Pyramid (2014) * Scream 7 (2026) PITH TAKES * Antigone (play, 442 or 440 BCE) * Art (play, 1994) * PowerWash Simulator (video game, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebr...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don’t want to have a joint party with Sam this year. They want to have a princess party. Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are poor specimens of men. ALSO DISCUSSED * Moulin Rouge! (2001) * Peter Pan Live! (2014) PITH TAKES * Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire (novel, 2008) * The Spook’s Apprentice (novel, 2004; aka The Last Apprentice: Revenge of the Witch) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandyco...

Join Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson as they once again try to distract themselves from the horrors of the year that was by focusing on the movies instead. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Fifth Element (1997) * A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Season 1 (2026) * Nuremberg (2025) PITH TAKES * The Great Gatsby (play, 2026) * Ptolemy’s Gate (novel, 2005) * The Ring of Solomon (novel, 2010) HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Weapons...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have brought their fascist boot boys. ALSO DISCUSSED * Nuremberg (2025) * Train Dreams (2025) * Wuthering Heights (2026)

Everybody good? Plenty of slaves for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s robot colony? ALSO DISCUSSED * Fallout: Season 2 (2025-2026) * The Ugly Stepsister (2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson like to think if you're seeing them you're having the worst day of your life. ALSO DISCUSSED * Mickey 17 (2025) * Jurassic Park Rebirth (2025) * The Muppet Show (2026) * Send Help (2026) * Tron: Ares (2025) PITH TAKES * Cats (stage musical, 1981) * The Golem’s Eye (novel, 2004) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson...

Stop checking Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s legs out in church or they’re gonna give you a black eye. ALSO DISCUSSED * Before I Go to Sleep (2014) * The Phoenician Scheme (2025) * Return to Silent Hill (2026) PITH TAKES * The Amulet of Samarkand (novel, 2003) * They Shouldn't Have Killed His Dog: The Complete Uncensored Ass-Kicking Oral History of John Wick, Gun Fu, and the New Age of Action (no...

Madness? How dare you accuse Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson of madness! ALSO DISCUSSED * 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) PITH TAKE * Born to Run (album, 1975) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are part of the walls now. ALSO DISCUSSED * Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) * KPop Demon Hunters (2025) * Misery (1990) * No Other Choice (2025) * Ouija (2014) * Stranger Things: Season 5 (2025) PITH TAKES * Little Shop of Horrors (stage musical, 1982) * Misery (novel, 1987) * Skulduggery Pleasant: The Haunted House on Hollow Hill (audio drama, 2024) * Skulduggery Pleasant: A...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have served. They will be of service. ALSO DISCUSSED * Wick Is Pain (2025) PITH TAKES * Annie (stage musical, 1976) * Clue/Cluedo: On Stage (play, 2017) * The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle (album, 1973) * The Witch’s Warning (novel, 2019) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthrou...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are men of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. ALSO DISCUSSED * Exists (2014) * Green Lantern (2011) * Karate Kid: Legends (2025) * The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) * The Witcher: Season 4 (2025) PITH TAKES * The Beast Awakens (novel, 2018) * Greetings from Asbury, N.J. (album, 1973) * State of Decay (video game, 2013) Read Harlly and Je...

There are no three words in the English language more harmful than ‘Harlly’, ‘Jeaun’, and ‘Lawson’. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dear White People (2014) * The Goes Wrong Show (2019-2021) * It: Welcome to Derry – Season 1 (2025) * Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) PITH TAKES * Arena 13: The Warrior (novel, 2017) * Sweet Charity (stage musical, 1966) * Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas in...

We all know Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can rant and rave. What we want to know is can they fetch and beg! Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing this because they’re scared to death, like the rest of us, that they don't matter. And you know what? They’re right. ALSO DISCUSSED * My Secret Santa (2025) PITH TAKES * Arena 13: The Prey (novel, 2016) * Kingdom Come (audio drama, 2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthrought...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are gonna paint your father as a holier-than-thou prick determined to see what he considers justice served. ALSO DISCUSSED * Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025) * Wicked: For Good (2025) PITH TAKES * Arena 13 (novel, 2015) * A Few Good Men (play, 1989) * The Haunting of Hill House (novel, 1959) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson&#...

What have Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson done to each other? ALSO DISCUSSED * Presence (2024) * The Running Man (2025) * Two Night Stand (2014) * Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) * Wicked: For Good (2025) PITH TAKES * Demon Road: American Monsters (novel, 2016) * Skulduggery Pleasant (novel, 2007) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson found multiple dead bodies in the vineyard. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Equalizer 2 (2018) * Good Boy (2025) PITH TAKES * Demon Road: Desolation (novel, 2016) * Wuthering Heights (novel, 1847) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

A part of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson died when Vivian did. ALSO DISCUSSED * Locked (2025) * Predator: Badlands (2025) PITH TAKES * 1984 (play, 2012) * 72 Seasons (album, 2023) * Demon Road (novel, 2015) * Fernando: The Musical of ABBA Orchestrated (concert, 2025) * Portals (EP, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthe...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not dying. Although, in a way, from the moment of birth, we all begin to die. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bugonia (2025) * Gen V: Season 2 (2025) * Ghosts Australia: Season 1 (2025) * I Believe in Santa (2022) PITH TAKES * Hardwired… to Self-Destruct (album, 2016) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Bad Magic (graphic novel, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do favors for people, and in return, they give them gifts. ALSO DISCUSSED * After the Hunt (2025) * Frankenstein (2025) * Heart Eyes (2025) * Shelby Oaks (2024) * V/H/S/Halloween (2025) PITH TAKES * Pretty Woman (stage musical, 2018) * The Running Man (novel, 1982) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Bad Magic (graphic novel, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebri...