The Jack & Ash Show

What's the best thing about fancy food? It's all about the froth and the crumb, of course! If that tantalising teaser hasn't got your taste buds going, then get ready to hanker on tabernacle vape shops, why Ash wants to study marathon runners in the lab, and why Jack has been caught out at the afters. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.p...

Jack and Ash are in their reckoning era and THANK GOD we get to hear all about it! Ash has been dealing with buxom aunties trying to dodge train fares, while Jack has been relaxing/worrying during a lymphatic drainage massage. There is also the small topic of how completely wild noughties TV was and the savagery of the Wii Fit. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'...

And just like that, back on British soil! There is MUCH to discuss from Coachella, including tech billionaire after-parties, THAT Justin Bieber performance, and why everyone there was in fancy dress as a jacket potato. There are also signs of a Charli XCX and Gü Ramekin crossover, which is officially our next favourite conspiracy theory. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for weekly b...

While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future generations. There's also much to hunker on with rating desserts, poo-play at TK Maxx, and whether anyone actually enjoys Huel?  Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter...

Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandash...

Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and...

What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJ...

Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson? Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about. T...

The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah Carey themed slot machine in Vegas. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A P...

There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the undiscovered oceans. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BA...

We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott. So you take the afters back to your house! Sure, you pick up a few stragglers on the way, but everyone knows everyone else, right?… RIGHT?! No one would have a random man in their house for seven hours that no one else knew, would they? There are my...

After a life-changing moment at The Moment, Jack and Ash quickly find themselves lost in Lost and have to hunker down in an old cinema. There’s also much to discuss regarding the death of cash, northern sayings, and why 2006 was infinitely better than 2016. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hos...

We’re fresh off the "premier" red carpet and absolutely not behaving normally. Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, get distracted by Jacob Elordi’s face, and wage a passionate campaign for the frivolity of a finger sandwich. We also hear how turkeys do come in cans and the story of a phantom pooer let loose in Halifax. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to...

After discovering Ash’s beauty has been stolen by a foul and elusive bedevilment known as “Night Club AI”, Jack finds himself in some dark times (not that dark). Never one to shy away from the club though, Ash shares her unique outlook on how to game the system of drink-holding to allow for a world of plentiful frolicking. We also hear why babies could be the latest must-have accessory at an after...

We’ve stepped into a fever dream. Ash wants to set up a farm in her house and become an egg dealer, while Jack is stuck in a world of whimsy and frivolity, reminiscing about The Wombles and musing over who was the fittest member of The Tweenies. There’s also time to debunk conspiracy theories regarding the pop star Pink and discuss what would be the best medieval drinking vessel. GOT A PROBLEM? NE...

In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heated Rivalry and the Brooklyn Beckham saga with his bestie. Plus, there’s a big helping of bad advice to dish out to a listener who has found themselves becoming an insatiable maneater. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hel...

There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfaced with a fact about her that even her bestest friend didn’t know. Also up for discussion is the revival of the “oh god” meme and a good helping of chat around maritime culture. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejack...

Jack and Ash are coming to you from the gayest place on earth, where the gyms are full of the fittest people you’ve ever seen and the drinks never stop flowing! But it’s not all sunshine and smiles, as Ash comes to terms with turning 30 and Jack contemplates turning down a rave for the first time in his life. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.co...

Jack and Ash’s year is NOT off to a good start. Jack’s had a massage from hell, and Ash is in the middle of a swindler’s nightmare. But in between the disasters, there’s always time for some ghoulish chatter about fit villains, Real Housewives, and, of course, a Bestie Dictionary or two. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @th...

Feeling refreshed and fully revitalised after the Christmas break, Jack and Ash are back with a brand new game, an Eminem tribute and troubling story involving a bearded dragon. There's also time to dish out some bad advice and reveal the origins of the word 'amayzin'. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on...

It’s time for Jack and Ash to decide who’s been naughty and nice this year — and they’ve got a legitimately AMAYZIN giveaway for their favourite story. We also hear about Jack’s mad eating game he plays with his family, Ash’s Zipcar blunder, and a tale from a poor maiden involving cranberry juice that is really not in the festive spirit. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in...

Turns out Ash has a go-to lie when she's on a night out - and in classic Ash fashion, she's been getting it wrong. Meanwhile, Jack tries guessing Ash's age, which leads to a full-blown walkout! They eventually patch things up though to dish out some bad advice and enlighten us all on the world of furries. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲...

Some BIG story arcs are kicking off today… The LIES of Lochmuir. The DECEIT of the Doorstop. The LOSERS of the Car Lease. You do not want to miss the epic finales to these sagas. Jack and Ash are also on hand offering their signature brand of bad advice and pondering whether we could all do with just a little more shame in our lives? GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to h...

Hold on to your wigs, landlubbers — a mighty storm be brewing, and not a single fair maiden will escape unscathed! …Sorry, got a bit carried away with a bout of maritime ghoulishness. Convenient timing, though, because Jack and Ash are here with some revelations about fake showbiz news, their dream celebrity pairings to switch on Christmas lights, and the true meaning of “Hogmanay.” GOT A PROBLEM?...

Ash is back with another saga! This time it's from the depths of house renovation misery. Jack and Ash also have a report from the Wicked premiere, discuss the origins of what it means to be 'off the ofrenda' and which names are the 'gayest'. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. S...