The House of Forbidden Knowledge

What is a Bottled Spirit? Let's get into the basic anatomy and the theory behind these useful constructs—assuming you've studied the warnings and disclaimers, of course. Time to get your hands dirty! Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The author gets down to brass tacks about what to expect and explains that the person who undertakes any of the procedures detailed in this book are responsible for their own decisions and actions. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

Here is another excerpt from the notebook of a student detailing the progress of some promising linguistic research. We truly hope that material like this properly conveys the daily student experience. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

Here's another typical preliminary paper from a first-year student working on a core course assignment. Its roughness should not be expected to exemplify the standards we demand from finished work. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

Here's a typical sample of class notes from the notebooks of a typical student working on a typical first-year assignment. Assume that any derangement or desperation you detect is also typical. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The first in a series of student testimonials about life on campus and the general academic experience Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

Here's a brief introduction to surgical chimerization and affiliated biosculpting techniques from The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Professor of Undead Biology and University Chair of Radical Praxis. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of Applied Apotheosis and Parapsychological Trauma delivers a brief lecture to new students about to experience their first psychotic breaks. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

Yet another important announcement regarding the delivery of curriculum and the contractual obligations of the faculty and student bodies. Acceptance of this change upon receipt is assumed. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

One of the students is assigned the task of giving an introductory lesson in Curses as penance for a minor infraction. The author listed is "Elmer Sobev" for some reason, but there is no such student. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

An important announcement regarding the delivery of curriculum and the contractual obligations of the faculty and student bodies. Acceptance of this change in circumstances upon receipt is assumed. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Adjunct Professor of Auguries provides some introductory material to beginners interested in various methodologies of divination and market research. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Senior Research Professor of Form and Substance emerges from the lab to introduce students to new concepts and methodologies for manipulating nonphysical phenomena. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of Opposition and Defiance introduces the concept of diablerie for interested freshmen and provides a few pointers on how to get started. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Senior Professor of Cosmic Parabiology describes what kinds of creatures exist at the largest cosmic scales and how the pursuit of knowledge will triumph in the end. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's own Senior Research Professor of Secrets and Divination opens an introductory lecture on the art and practice of making sense of the most universal source of noise. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Senior Professor of Hypokeimenonology expounds briefly on the topic of the validity of subjective experience and the phenomenology of worldviews for new students. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Senior Professor of Bindings and Obligations explains a few phenomena peculiar to familiars in order to assist curious students contemplating long-term commitments. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

A recording of the committee session in which the members decided, with absolutely no input from the students, what to name the sports teams—seemingly inspired by certain perils of home ownership. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of Semiotic & Semantic Engineering introduces a topic near and dear to every beating heart—and of interest to many of the stiller, quieter kind. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's own Research Professor of Radical Parabiological Intervention steps out of the lab to deliver an inspirational lecture to new students of Teratological Engineering. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

Here's an introductory snippet from the required textbook for the first segment of the Art and Science of Smitings course at The House of Forbidden Knowledge taught by the Associate Professor of Ills. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of the Hidden, the Invisible, and the Undisclosed provides an introduction to how to be any of the above at will Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Professor of Poisons and Venoms and Departmental Chair of the School of Destructive Interventions delivers an introductory lecture on her own area of specialty. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Senior Professor of Nothing introduces a batch of new students to Nothing. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe