The Drunk Riders

Man.. this hasn't been a great year for coasters! A LOT of coasters have bit the dust, the latest being X2. The boys discuss the impact, what's next, and Tom crashing out! That, Zamperla, Castle Park, fan questions and more in this episode.

EPIC STUMBLE! The Buzzed Bars crew invaded Epic Universe and Tom gave the highs and even more highs as well as getting SAUCED. That, AF1 on the move, Zampys double heart, fan questions and much more in this episode.

The Golden Tickets are back and.. better then ever? Maybe? You know we'll cover the normal shitshow that is the GTA's. That, news, closures, upcoming Epic Universe cuddles, a silly draft as well as fan questions in this episode!

Arieforce One officially lives again at one of.. well the many Six Flags Parks.. but WHERE? The boys discuss the numerous possibilities as well as hating on Kings Island because why not. That, Clementon Park closing, fan questions and more in this episode!

Ooo lord she coming.. F&F: Hollywood Drift has had rides and reviews have been.. mixed? The boys discuss that, SFStl rebranding, rides closing, and the sad possible future of X2. That, fan questions and more in this episode.

They say they come in threes.. losing the legendary Dolly Parton was a real gut punch along with the epic man named Tim Curry. In our community, Dolly and her creations have been a benchmark for well.. everything.. and the boys discuss that, other news, fan questions and more in this episode.

SDC just always delivers! Following Dollywood's example, a fantastic new ride giving exactly what they needed. Lets go! That, Lost Island rocking out another new ride, D23, fan questions and much more in this episode!

Wow. Just wow. Buzzed Bars 5 year bonanza was.. insanity. The boys break down their journey, their rides, their kickball win, VOYAGE AT NIGHT ERT TRIMLESS BABY!!!!! and so much more in this episode.

We've been running the train with Buzzed Bars for 5 years and we gots some rankings to do! From the best of all time to.. it happened.. we ranked all of our events! Enjoy the stupidly and reminiscing of all the fun before our Birthday Bash at Holiday World this weekend!

Bakunawa is finally here and.. well kind of insane? The boys discuss the Kingda Ka replacement and how this bad boy is going to feel given the incredibly unique experience it will bring. That, news, BBCC Birthday Bash hype and more in this episode!

Scott Ross dropped the hammer and Kumba is going to be going but it will be back damnit, we all know it. The boys discuss that, other news, as well as having a banger of a draft where Marc yet again drops the ball. Lets get it!

We can still ride them but KUMBA! NO! Something is coming back, but the boys discuss the possibilities. We also go through Tom's cross country adventure as well as spite city! Fan questions, more news, and more fun as well as washing your lettuce in this episode!

VINDICATED! Tom.. has finally come to the dark side and found the sexy that is Afterburn at Carowinds. The boys roast his ass as well as discuss news from CJ Barrymore's to Tormenta opening to Project Purple and much more in this episode.

Tom went on a grand European adventure and his queen ass is going to tell us all about it.. and that we have to go! Of course. The bastard. THAT! Fan questions, Arie Force One, Cannonball, and much more in this episode!

We're back.. and we MIGHT talk about coasters! Missing Marc and Tom, Marcus is joined by Andrew from C101 to talk about Holiday World, all the Disney, Vekomas coming in, Japan, man.. actual coaster stuff! Well also Marcus' bullshit but yes coaster stuff!

Your boys return in honor of the World Cup starting to draft from the top 22 countries in this years tourney! Let me tell you.. Uzbekistan gave us fits. That, as well as news, ride openings, fan questions and more in this episode!

Takes in our community are just.. trash. The boys discuss some of the worse along with Universal GB, B&M changing up where they make their steel, Walibi Belgium getting an RMC, fan questions and more in this episode.

The boys (well 2/3 of them) travel to Canada for the latest Buzzed Bars stumble and the recap is spectacular. That on top of a ton of random fan questions and a splatter of news makes this episode one not to miss on.

Cedar Point is yet again crapping down their legs with events at the park. They want something then they don't then they do. The boys discuss that as well as the atrocity that is CoasterMania plus news, fan questions, and more in this episode.

Like Spirit, certain things can go! Fantasy Island in Niagara was.. not the best places and is now closed for 2026. The boys discuss that and if it will be back. That, Six Flags changes, Buffalo Bills locking in, fan questions and more in this episode.

Listen.. we always knew the USA rollercoaster rankings sucked.. but my lord.. they make the Golden Tickets look like the shining beacon of correctness! The boys tear that BS apart plus news from KBF to SFStl all the way to Energylandia and more in this episode.

Six Flags are going a bit wild with changes, from people to parks. Here's us thinking it would be slow but they're dropping bombshell after bombshell! The boys discuss the ramifications of all the changes and impact to the chain as a whole plus all lovely news and fan questions in this episode.

Universal.. we were hoping you'd never stoop this low. With more changes to make money, has Uni finally become Six Flags? The boys discuss this, T3's opening in India, SFQC hour changes, fan questions and more in this episode.

Indiana Beach, coming in with the one event we could love.. and we somehow still haven't done yet. Don't tell us how to have a good time. We roll through the possibilities, Whizzer retrack, more Six Flags BS, ride name changes and more in this episode.

Will Busch Gardens Williamsburg bring a Giga? You know they won't but a man can dream right! At least if Scott Ross has anything to say about it! The boys discuss that, Energylandia expansion, SFGAdv continuing with Barney, and much more in this episode.