The Candle Coven Podcast

Hold onto your broomsticks, Candle Coven, because everything is ass and we’re cackling about it! We discuss the 1990 Cinderella adaptation  If the Shoe Fits  (a Jennifer Grey/Rob Lowe fashion fever dream), why our galaxy is called the Milky Way (yes, it does involve breastfeeding), and Will Smith (again). Plus: Greco-Roman culture’s tight hold on modern life, glitch-in-the-Matrix stories, and Nath...

Season 4 starts with a bang (and a fall). Jocelyn breaks her arm, possibly travels through a portal, and definitely drinks Diet Coke like a Victorian ghost. We discuss haunted furniture, therapy breakthroughs,  Men in Black , sea turtles as Kramer, and the undeniable power of 1998’s  Wild Wild West  era. Plus: Reba, Reba’s eyes, SparkNotes, haunted beds, and the philosophical question—are you even...

Wake up, babe, there's a new Candle Coven Podcast episode! This week's episode covers: how to pronounce caramel, fun sized candies, saving leftovers, the fact that literally everything is conjecture, what Stephen King is up to, and what Hello Kitty's actual "speaking" voice sounds like. Cozy up, light your Bijou Candles and get into it! Grab our  Thomasin • Woodfire Candle  ...

Greetings Candle Coven! This week’s episode covers a myriad of topics such as, but not limited to, “3 Body Problem,” Jocelyn’s current hyper-focus song, “The Godfather,” the fact that “Star Wars” is an opera, the concept of warring only in dance and much much much more!  Grab our  Stevie • White Sage & Neroli Candle   Shop candles at  bijoucandles.com Submit topics & questions to  podcast@...

Get ready Candle Coven because this one’s a doozy! Join in as Alaina gives a good old college try at reading the latest Azealia Banks IG rant (this time she comes for Beyoncé). But in typical Bijou Candles Alaina & Jocelyn fashion, it takes about 30 minutes for Alaina to ACTUALLY read the rant (so many segues!). And from the seed of an Azealia Banks rant grew a beautiful, flourishing episode w...

Listen in this week to hear all about choirs vs. chorales, JC Chasez being the #1 guy in the group, regional radio stations, the uncanny valley of a Glo Worm, Poor Things, and the unbelievable YET true FACT that we are all just the dancing baby from Ally McBeal. GET IN, CANDLE COVEN, we're talking at it! Grab our  Donna • Sea Salt & Pink Sand   Shop candles at  bijoucandles.com Submit topi...

Alaina & Jocelyn are at it again this week! They're talkin' The Traitors, haircut trend predictions, Ghost World, reading all the literature that comes with a CD, method acting, the fact that Jagged Little Pill is the bible, and a brand NEW idea for the podcast! Tune in for this and much much more! Grab our  Mariah • Santal Champagne   Shop candles at  bijoucandles.com Submit topics &a...

This episode has it all: The "Skins" theme song (a capella), Darren Star's masterpiece "Younger," King Charles' hands (again), the impact that lacquered coffins has had on our soil, the harsh realization that we objectify music, and the one thing they think has single handedly ruined humanity. Listen in for lots of giggles and more!  Grab our  Vampira • Deadly Nightshad...

On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn discuss a bunch of random stuff like how they would potentially behave on a Zoom call with Oprah, the homophobic things people said to Jocelyn at a makeup counter, becoming fitness instructors (like, actually haha) and their real feelings about Reneé Rapp. Did you know Renée Zellweger puts the accent on the first "e"? Anyway, listen in to th...

OK this episode is actually unhinged. Join Alaina and Jocelyn as they discuss such topics as colonoscopies, how vampires do stuff, Gen X stars and box stores, how upsetting Claire Danes is, blankies and so much more. Jocelyn also tries to tell a story that has them in stitches. Listen in for all this and so much more! Grab our  Siouxsie • Cherry Bomb Candle   Shop candles at  bijoucandles.com Subm...

Happy Valentine’s Day, Candle Coven! This week the gals Wikipedia their way through the history of St. Valentine (the patron saint of epilepsy and beekeeping!?), discuss the fact that they didn’t love Wonka, and of course Forrest Gump comes up again. They also bring up the Voynich Manuscript, Sasha Colby for president, and the overwhelming thought that “cars are everywhere.” Be ours this V-day and...

Part 2 of the two-parter is here! In this Part (2 that is), Alaina & Jocelyn continue to discuss the merit of the “moon landing,” try to figure out what exactly the Academy of Motion Pictures is and if they require a VCR, time having different filters, how we got Emma Stone and so much more! They also tell the story of the Persian cat lady they met at the vet! Light a candle, get cozy, and lis...

This week's episode went LONG so we got a 2 parter! In Part 1, Jocelyn & Alaina discuss their current fave snackie – Brookside Chockit Balls, the best wholesale club shopping experience, the moment Steve Harvey broke the 4th wall, Love on the Spectrum, the fact that Jocelyn isn't so sure about the Moon Landing, and then they attempt to solve the Laci Peterson case. Stay tuned for Part...

This week’s episode jumps right in with the gals chatting about production terminology (what is a grip…a gaffer?), the fact that skincare should smell absolutely disgusting, Reality Von Tea(se), the icon that is Tiffany “New York” Pollard, who should be on the Mount Rushmore of Reality TV, and the concept of techno feudalism. Light a candle, get cozy, and listen in to all of this and much more! Gr...

Season 3 of The Candle Coven Podcast is here, and it's a dazzling comeback! Join Alaina and Jocelyn as they kick off 2024 with a bang, covering everything from the quaint charm of their new fave movie Saltburn to the best Bravo series of all time, The Ladies of London (did Julie ever save Mapperton?!). They also chat about their brand new fitness studio, Peach Physique, the trials and tribulat...

This is a particularly fun episode if we do say ourselves. Join the gals this week for some chit chat about their current (and probably forever) obsession with Steve Harvey's Celebrity Family Feud and the prospect of Nicole Kidman playing Kristen Stewart's part in Panic Room, amongst many other things. THEN they go over an amazing Reddit thread about the butterfly effect in pop culture his...

It's the Werq The World Campfire! The gals are fresh off from seeing W.T.W. at Radio City and they're talking all about it. They also get wrapped up in such subjects as: the proper way to crop a t-shirt, the legendary store Bradlees, the fact that all outfits are costumes and they get really hung up on Australia for a minute and completely forget about the Outback (sand tundra?). Listen in...

We're catching up on this glitchy episode! For all of those watching the video version, sorry for the sync issue, we experienced some sort of supernatural event in the middle of this episode. Not to worry, the gals still touch upon many a subject such as: the importance of arts and crafts, Drag Race France, Alaina's boxing journey, and the fact the the Sun is nature's light.  Grab our ...

You're tearing me apart, Lisa! It's THEE "The Room" Campfire!! Tune in this week for one of history's truly most unhinged works of "art" that has ever graced the silver screen. Alaina & Jocelyn are dressed as the iconic Tommy Wiseau and are delving deep into the world of the literal worst movie that ever happened. Alaina goes FULL Eastern Bloc and Jocelyn is rem...

Hi Barbie! We're catching up with Alaina & Jocelyn this week and getting into all kinds of subjects like the new "Barbie" movie, their dream Corrs cover band, the fact that Ken's Parmesan Peppercorn Dressing is the best of all dressings and their new "pet" spider, Svetlana Webovic.  Grab our Michele • Cherry Blossom Dream Candle ! 🕯️ Shop candles at bijoucandles.com...

This week the gals chat with BFF and Goop’s Associate Beauty Director, Megan O’Neill. As a born and bred New Yorker, Megan’s info dumping on all things NYC. Tune in to hear all about the best hot summer city outfits, the proper way to enjoy a slice, body hair standards and some of the weirdest things they’ve ever seen in the city. Follow MEgan on Instagram:  @megagirl Check out the  Poly • Sour Ca...

We're catching up on this week's episode! This week Alaina & Jocelyn dive into such topics as the SAG/AFTRA strike, the revealing nature of vintage pants, Crappie Lake, a one-time lunch order for David & Victoria Beckham, and they posit the age old question – Are we humans, or are we dancers? Tune in to answer this question and much much more! Grab our  Patti • Warm Leatherette Can...

The gals are back for another Info Dump with the iconic Matt Harkins & Viviana Olen from the THNK1994 Museum. They delve into the world of "Sex & The City" and "And Just Like That" and touch upon such topics as Carrie being a huge b*tch, the fact that Che Diaz is a human Rorschach test, and whether or not a podcasting production company relies on a single advertisement...

It's already been BROUGHTEN! This week, Alaina & Jocelyn celebrate Alaina's bday by Campfiring one of her all time favorites, Bring It On! They discuss Y2K, bedrooms, the iconic Geo Tracker, the INCOMPARABLE Kirsten Dunst, and the fact that Spirit Fingers ARE NOT Jazz Hands. Check out the  Cher • Jasmine & Rosewater Candle and the Kirsten Dunst Tee ! 🕯️ Shop candles at bijoucandles...

It's a classic Catch-up this week with the ol' gals! Listen in to brush up on such subjects as Alaina's fear of facial blindness, Jocelyn's resemblance to Clay Aiken, Black Mirror, the fact that Zendaya is a legend, mushroom trips and so much more! Also, it's Alaina's Birthday! Happy Birthday to our Candle Queen Mother!  Grab our  Siouxsie • Cherry Bomb Candle ! 🕯️ Shop can...