The Burble

This week COVID-19 is keeping Benny & Az apart so they are here to inform you that they will be back in a few weeks when movement restrictions are lessened. To all our wonderful Burble listeners have a happy and safe Easter. Don't leave the house if you don't need to. That and make you WASH YOUR BLOODY HANDS! Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburb...

This week Benny & Az lay the boot into COVID-19 more, how brothels could survive, Benny's mighty boy experience, how to bake bread in unconventional means, boober eats, the Amercians love AFL through a lack of other TV sports, video games now the biggest sport in the world, Kevin Smith doco making inside Prince's house & and a whole host of other useless crap PLUS is this the end of Benny...

This week Benny & Az spend a considerable amount of time talking Coronavirus, in particular people's behavior at the shops. The lads also take us back to 2009 with content from their former live Internet Radio Show by seeing if all it really takes to marinate meat is 9 minutes, Benny wants a tour of the Great Northern Brewing Co., Benny's dad gets dentures, what Benny would do if he won the Po...

This week Benny & Az discuss how the world is losing it over Coronavirus, how the Romans wiped their arses & got togas sparkling clean, the old six-o'clock swill, how drunk-shopping is a multi billion dollar industry in the USA, Barry from Watford gets his biscuit on, wine is coming out of the taps in Italy, the utterly ridiculous toilet Paper fights in supermarkets, how a video educating...

This week Benny & Az take a look back at the very first recording of The Burble that was never meant for your ears! Back when the lads had a dream, shitty mixing desk, two very poppy mikes and absolutely zero idea about making podcasts. The content is old. The mikes sound bad. There's sketches we thought up on the spot. Its unpolished. What more can we say? Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: face...

This week Benny & Az discuss the demise of Holden, baboons on the loose in Camperdown, Four & Twenty are now releasing a plant-based Meat Pie, a bloke goes to rob a bank to get away from his wife, more products slip in between the sheets with each other, Prince Andrew is born on The Crown, how playing french soccer will get you bit on the wang, a new mum gets right up her husband for sendi...

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This week Benny & Az return from a summer break and kick 2020 with the usual malarkey from around the world including a woman kicking the bucket choking on a lamington in a eating contest on Australia Day, a grandmother gets a dildo shoved through her letter slot from her neighbour, a bloke discovers his own grave as he was strolling through the cemetery, a professor blows nearly $100,000 USD...

This week Az has decided to ditch both Benny & all Burblers for the City of Churches. So we got spare Az in PLUS someone we've be dying to get on the podcast since we started - The Frase made a special guest appearance. The lads discuss how disappointed they are with the Australian Prime Minister's reaction to the Bushfires, new angled toilets designed to cramp your legs and get you off the bo...

This week Benny & Az discuss how Dave the Duck needed to have most of his duck dong deleted from overuse, Greta Thunberg is named TIME Magazine Person of the Year and how TIME don't have a great record with their choices, Boris Johnson's Dream Catchers, SIRI finally gets to 'flick the bean', Walmart in trouble for selling a sweater showing a snowman Santa snorting coke, how millennials think t...

This week Az is missing in action due to the fact he said he had "the plague" so Benny subbed in our spare Az and discussed how Mr Men books for kids are allegedly sexist do to "mansplaining", Zombie Deer in the United States, a mother in the the USA would rather miss paying rent than not buy her child drag queen costumes, an Indian farmer have painted his dog like a tiger to scare off crop thievi...

This week Benny & Az have in depth discussions about Schoolies and what actually happens on the Gold Coast, Benny saw Titanic again has new thoughts on the third act, a new activity know as Bum Sunning, a new vagina museum has opened up, a lady is stuck in a bath for eight days, in a return to the emergency room a chinese boy has stuck 31 magnetic balls up his penis and they got stuck in his u...

This week Benny was overworked and Az turned up late...which means Benny got stuck into the beers - LOTS of beers and this week they discuss another Israel Folau incident, how ancient Egyptians loved bin chickens, how Greta Thunberg is a supposed time traveler, how the humble Bunnings sausage sandwich could have the meat protested right out its own skin in favour for 'plant based alternatives', ho...

This week Benny & Az discuss Benny's disappointing theatre experience & how he dealt with it, the REAL reason Corn Flakes were invented, feral pigs in Italy got on the blow thanks to the mafia, a bloke was jailed for 8 weeks for fornicating with a pile of leaves in a UK pub carpark, Az gets on the rant about an idiot journalist's comments, how Channel Ten botched the Melbourne Cup broadcas...

This week Benny & Az discuss how a private boys school in Perth has had to ban their students from 'sack tapping' each other, a restaurant sign that asks customers not to assume the gender of their staff, a 22 year old admin worker has quit her admin job to eat junk food on You Tube, how Anti-Virus inventor John McAfee is a wack job, more gender reveal injuries out of Texas, a cat keeps breaki...

This week Benny & Az discuss how a woman has bumped in her ex-partner who she thought was dead and owed her $700, a grandmother has passed away at a baby gender reveal party, a rental inspection goes wrong, how having a beer gut can turn you into your own brewery, how your pet dog wants you to die so it can get to your bones, inter-vaginal speakers and other advertised stuff we don't get to on...

This week Benny & Az discuss how K-Mart had to ditch a child's costume due to public pressure, how a woman in England labeled a blind person with a guide dog "Evil" and as bad as persons involved in cock fighting, a woman has had the hiccups for 12 years, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein, BP & 7-Eleven are pulling People & Picture Magazines from their shelves & how a naked mountai...

Benny & Az hit the ground running for SEASON 3 of The Burble from our brand new custom built studio and discuss how no-one has come forward to claim some lost sex tools in Somerset UK, how scientists now claim that plants in peril are virtually "crying", how a woman has gone the chomp on a live camel's dingle berries, how England is up in arms over Australia's beloved Jaffle and the adventures...

In the finale for Season 2 Benny & Az discuss the floating $50 notes in Mullet Creek Dapto, a bloke loves his bicycle a bit too much, how a bloke's banana got peeled without his permission in hospital, a male basketball player gets exciting baby news, how Honey Boo Boo's mum's a junkie, paying for Maccas with your phone & have they been lying to customer about "healthy choices", the ongoin...

This week Benny & Az discuss Sir Richard Branson's thoughtful tweet that got attacked by sour poor people, how a fed up resident in Sydney got the poops with people putting rubbish in their bin and lashed out, a bloke on the run in the UK who used to be a model sent the coppers a better selfie to use as his mugshot, Tax Time in Australia and the ATO is cracking down on tax-cheats, how if you a...

This week Benny & Az discuss one of the biggest drug busts in NSW, how the Japanese government are reopening beaches at Fukashima & how they manage to rebuild city centres after Godzilla fights, how falling 9 stories whilst having sex can be a health hazard, Benny's charitable donation to a busker doesn't go down well with Az, a bloke that hasn't washed his hair in 40 years, a woman that g...

This week Benny & Az discuss how a Sydney busker chased after a bloke who stole his take and took him down, how you don't wear your name tag when committing crimes, Coles copping fire during Plastic Free July from the interwebs, Two idiot English tourists risk their lives mucking around with a Blue-Ring Octopus, have the USA used weaponised ticks in the past, an Area 51 gate guard pulls the pi...

This Benny & Az discuss useless plastic crap with the return of Coles Little Shop & how punters aren't happy about it, how thousands of nerds of America think they'll actually succeed storming into Area 51, a bloke goes on a bizarre rant about dating sites in a Bagel shop, a woman has admitted her guilt in blackmailing a couple for a phone she didn't have, an art student requests pictures...

This week Benny & Az discuss space junk cleanup drones, how a man in a morph suit ripped off a local fete in England, the secrets of competitive eating, just exactly what the hell is a 'Breatharian', bloke falls from flight from Nairobi, Russell Crowe is back to his best chucking another shitfit, smugglin' goats, why you don't eat lizards raw, super head lice & the loss of over $400 millio...

This week Benny & Az have their say on the whole Israel Folau story & a scientific method to make flatulence pleasant. Plus if you miss your favourite fast food "limited time only" meal there is now a fool proof method to have them on the menu again. The boys also discuss how getting a dose of Vitamin B helps you rob banks, how you should read trip advisor carefully before booking in anywh...