The Burble

Benny & Az are back and this week is full of reactionary bits the lads crack up to. 'This Just In' returns with how the Taliban are trying to drive up the number of tourists to Afganistan, how taking out the garbage can be fatal, stonned greek lamb and how the French pole vaulter who knocked the bar off with his own could cash in on the big bucks from an adult website. The boys find out just h...

 Benny & Az are back and this week Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony (and does not hold back.) 'This Just In' returns with another dose of stupidity where the boys finally have an emergency room story worth it's weight in veggies. Now when we said before Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony he really does...and at length. The boys also give an update on the sla...

Benny & Az are back and this week it's Az's turn to have a little rant. 'This Just In' returns with another recap of the week. Benny & Az discuss the attempted assasination of Lord Cheezel, some woman from Florida that has a strict list things potential suitors must tick off before she'll even consider bedding you - hot tip everyone - if you're male you have no shot. Az learns what a Rat B...

This week Benny teams up with the podcast producer Jena in Az's absence to bring you the best of 'The Burble' pocast so far - reaching all the way back to Episode 1 Season 1. we could ruin the surprise and tell you what is coming up in this episode but we'll leave it to you to discover so of the adequate bits we've done over the years.  Web: theburble.com.au Burble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/...

This Week Benny & Az are back and be warned Benny is here to RANT! The boys give you all the news you never thought you needed with 'This Just In' with news about a controversial slap therapy retreat that resulted in the death of a woman who was insulin dependent, how a video game tournament winner got too excited and it cost him thousands of dollars more than he won, how an expectant dad lite...

This Week Benny & Az return with 'This Just In' with news about an Indian bloke who thought his wife had died and cremated her, only to have the woman show up in the flesh - she had been doing the dirty on him 600kms away, how plenty of Parisians are planning to drop a dump into the river in the Olympic host city days before the games start, how a bunch of rich people are trying to reflect the...

This week Benny & Az are back with the wildly popular new features they introduced last week; a trip to the Urban Dictionary & 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss the Collalition's plans for Nuclear Power stations heading into the upcoming federal election, the boys are utterly astounded how the state of Michigan in the USA only just passed laws to ban Necrophilia, how Az hates self-groo...

Benny & Az are back after a hiatus that seemed like forever! The boys are back will all new features including a trip to the Urban Dictionary to expand all of our vocabularies. New segment called 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss just where the hell they have been for the last 3-odd years, Az's new weed oil dependance, Benny got married, how some dark spirit was in the corner of Az's bedro...

This week Benny & Az discuss a bride that smacked her new groom in the face with cake at the reception and took of with her male cousin - who is also her ex, how Queenslanders are being told to stop calling Triple Zero for trivial shit & how Benny used to get scared when police would come to the school, Az recalls prank calling the Kids Helpline and being a tit in the 1990s, the boys discu...

This week Benny & Az discuss an unfortunate death at McDonald's & some bloke claims he found a pig's tit in his breakfast burger, how movie reboot and sequels are going too far with the announcement of a sequel to a 1988 comedy, Jena joins the podcast and ruins Belinda Carlisle for Benny, how kids are weponising baked beans of all things, how a twisted bloke has been given 10 years in the...

This week Benny & Az discuss Nicholas Cage and the strange place he took a date, Dicks at Hens Nights and a rather strange sex game you can buy for $69.95, how the NSW Government is limiting how much alcohol a person in lock down apartment buildings can have a day, why do the McDonald's Ice Cream machines always break and how one guy wants answers in the United States, how a bloke cut off his...

This week Benny & Az discuss some chick called 'Lush Botanist' who farts for a living on the internet and makes $4000 a month doing it, how hocking your fork on Only Fans can make you enough money to buy yourself a drive in the Bathurst 1000 next year, we go straight past the emergency room story and move straight to the morgue & how if you're in desperate for root but don't have a condom...

This week Benny & Az discuss how Japan missed the dingy on so man other things they could & should have included in the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics, how there was no Asian Barbie released in a new set of dolls made specifically for the Tokyo Olympics, Az gets put on another watch list for using his phone to look up a type of porn originating out of Japan, how a Utah governor is being...

This week Benny & Az talk about the Tokyo Olympics & how Jessica Fox frangered up her water craft to clinch bronze in the kayaking, how 1970's male surfers got about the business using Violet Crumble wrappers, how Chinese males are inserting eels up their arseholes to cure sore tummies & finally in a Burble first we go to the emergency room TWICE - How you ALWAYS need to check the loo...

The boys are back and this week Benny & Az discuss the boss of Amazon Jeffo Bezo's shooting a gigantic white penis into space, the ongoing Corona Virus situation in Australia, the Olympics you could buy on Wish.com, Az discusses his plan to un-fuck Australia, how Dominos should use their robot Dru to enforce lockdown laws & Benny has finally said something so insensitive and offensive that...

This week Benny & Az get down to brass tacks about he divorce of Bill & Melinda Gates, how you need to check your posts when trying to sell stuff online & you're not naked while taking the pics, how a Gold Coast hairdresser is banning people who have been vaccinated for COVID-19. how people in India are using scat to ward off the virus, how coppers in Britain like their coffee stirred...

This week Benny & Az discuss old mate that tore the shit out of the Dunedoo Golf Course with disc plough, how Amercians need to be told NOT to fill plastic bags with gasoline, 90's cartoons...did they contain analingus? Chicago's rat problem and the feline solution, Nintendo's pricing and stupid apps for the Switch AND Az rants about roadworks. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theb...

This week Benny & Az talk about how not returning videos you rented in the 90's can come back and bite you on the bum & how DVD rental kiosks will turn into killer robots, how Az would love to see a 'Super Steroid-Filled Olympics' would run, how Benny wants to change the public perception of Anal-Bleaching for the greater good, Az discusses how he hates reality TV shows AND how Beavers hav...

This week Benny, Az & Substitute Az take on the Australian Government's attempt to teach school kids Years 10-12 about consent using Milkshakes and how they should have just used 'Top Dawg' instead, Benny hates the Australian seniors Insurance ads, elderly women hijacking your favourite pokie down the RSL, Tesla has installed easter eggs into their vehicles allowing you to have the car open it...

This week Benny & Az take on a social media influencer about how as Australians we do our laundry, how by having sci-fi memorabilia could get you brutalised by American Police, how a former Prime Minister of Australia was mistaken for an Uber driver, the allure of sausage rolls for elderly women, a all-feline band have released a heavy metal song to raise money for a cat shelter in New York, A...

In our long awaited Season 4 opener Benny & Az have had the censorship shackles removed and the world's most beloved four-letter 'F' word is flopped out for all the world to heard. The boys discuss idiot Instagram users greedy for 'likes' with dangerous photos taken too close to the eurupting Hawaiian volcano. R-Pat's refusal to arouse a dog for a new movie, the new 'Az Rant' segment - Az lose...

In our Season 3 finale Benny & Az discuss how the ABC attempt to beat up the game of Chess was ridiculous, Az is apparently an international smuggler of Milo, how no-one turned up to a Trump rally, James Blunt's on the blunts, Indian Call Centre Warrior, drunk Indian monkeys, how a bloke is suing a woman for giving him lip herpes, a new Steven Seagull film, how fruit is unappreciated in Schwei...

This week Benny & Az are back to discuss how Rage Against The Machine are only now copping heat for their politically charged lyrics, how a bloke was fined 500 Euros for farting in front of police in Vienna, how Coco Pops are not only yummy for breakfast - but racist at the same time, how films of the past are now possibly having to be deleted from studio history, how Benny can't wait for Play...

This week Benny & Az are back together and the world has lost it's mind! The lads discuss the current crisis in America, the black lives matter movement & the reaction in the rest of the world Don't panic...there is also nonsense. A bloke in Thailand gets busted for humping 126 pairs of thongs he pinched from neighbours, how three idiot Bolivian goat herding children wanted the same powers...

Benny & Az are finally back together as COVID-19 restrictions ease in Australia. This week they discuss how disappointed they are that the Statue of Liberty wasn't wearing a giant face mask, Donald Trump's bleach solution, doomsday preppers that can't stand being locked up for 5 weeks, how the tin foil hat-wearers believe 5G is causing Coronavirus, a woman believes her long-distance partner's...