The Brown Jewels

Just a short episode to say that after 2 years and 95 episodes and far too many minutes of my voice, I'm calling it quits on the podcast for now. The pod will be back at some point...or it might not be. Or I might do a podcast with someone else. Who knows. Not me. Big thanks to all the guests that came on and the people that have listened! Tickets for my 2024 Edinburgh Fringe show are on sale...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 In this episode Ralph talks about his new most hated person/people and what we should all be doing about them plus updates on finding out he is less important than a competition to win breakfast. Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph talks about travel f*** up number 475 of his lifetime. Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 In this episode Ralph has talks what not to say to a gun guy, channeling Connor McGregor, giving bad reviews of your own show, mental audience members talking after gigs.  Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph B...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 In this episode Ralph talks the worst type of guys, pigeons hitting windows, letting mother nature take it's course, awful photos and 'Not reading the full information which leads to annoyance example no. 1,872' Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 In this episode Ralph talks about an embarrassing illness that had finally been diagnosed and a competition with the worlds “best prize” that will ruin your life. Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Come...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Happy new year! The podcast is back with another solo episode of Ralph talking the best Christmas feeling, the only way to end a year and the weirdest 2023 wrap up lists. Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Br...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Ethan talk New York comedy, big names dropping into comedy clubs to do sets, driving 12 hours to do a gig and then bombing plus loads of other stories from doing comedy and acting. Follow Ethan online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discus...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Aurie talk getting fired up and dealing with hecklers, comedy festivals going right and wrong, challenging comedy shows in shisha cafes, turning social media followers into fans, having fun on stage and getting lost on Silent Hill roads. Follow Aurie online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Michael talk bombing on cruise ships, going viral in China, surviving cancer but people not believing it, comedy that makes people feel uncomfortable and who is worse, the queen or Hitler? Follow Michael online and go see him live Michael's Full YouTube special The Queen vs Hitler bit from the special Send me an anonymous message - Right h...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 On this week's episode, Ralph hates on weird, honest young people and a story of late night shame.  Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.com Podcast art...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and James talk taking drugs in church, bombing twice at a peace festival in front of 7,000 people, trying to be cool when you’re younger, being a poet to get into Glastonbury, Eating Fried Chicken In The Shower podcast and winning the top comedy award in New Zealand.  Follow James online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Joe talk doing comedy in a mental institution, opening for Steve Coogan, getting Dominos managers to order pizza for everyone in a show, avoiding gigs and still getting paid, having fun as a host and on social media and what happens when that goes wrong, the horror of Christmas gigs and the story of gangsters looking for revenge at the end of a...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Julia talk the importance of new material and seeing 'Hoose Rice' being tried out on stage, social media reluctance, turning round a TV show in a short time, coming back to stand up and one of the best 'worst gig' stories. Follow Julia online and go see her live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail...

No new episode on 26th October as I’m on holiday. Back again on 2nd November. Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Marjolein talk chaotic stories from living from with nuns in Holland, naked gardening and being caught by neighbours, day dreaming and social fantasies, what to do when German terrorists storm the stage, Ralph tries a not so legit Shetland delicacy all whilst they sol...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Chris talk mad ideas at comedy nights, hatred of magicians, recording a topical news show as major news starts breaking, the ups and downs of viral tweets and sketches from Chris including arguing in the comments plus celebrity sharing plus some great recommendations.  The Watching A Film from 2004 sketch Elliot Gould and Grover tweet Follow Ch...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Kai talk touring the world doing comedy with Daniel Sloss for 18 months, playing iconic venues, comedians leaning into right wing views, writing new material and running with the bulls in Pamplona. Follow Kai online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or thin...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Viv talk teaching comedy for 25 years, being in a double act and hating the other half, compering at Yes Bar, gigging with Lee Mack, Sean Lock, doing comedy in LA, San Francisco, Bangkok, Shanghai and being the exotic Scottish person on the line up plus gigging to 64,000 people! Follow Viv online and go see her live Send me an anonymous message...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Paul talk reading reviews drunk at 2am, gigging to no audience, alternative comedy, Pauls impression podcast, autism, ADHD and comedian tribute acts. Follow Paul online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Bro...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Tom talk accepting bad customer service, rowdy gigs, dealing with online comments, bizarre Cameo requests, mad videos from their algorithm, living in a van and what they’re like in an emergency situation. Link to the chicken feet video Ralph was talking about Follow Tom online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Brian talk troublesome Maltese audience members, living and being attacked by a 3 legged dog, working with Tommy Tiernan, what makes the best bucket speech, rejecting reviewers from shows and Brian's very own "I had a gun pulled on me" story. Follow Brian online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Marc talk podcast charts for Some Laugh, doing small gigs after big gigs, self help and growth mindset tips, manifesting parking spaces, the finer details of the hostage situation plus mad things happening to Marc in his early years of performing at the Fringe. Follow Marc online and go see him live Send me an anonymous message - Right here Lea...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Ray talk original new show ideas, press coverage from the gun incident, hosting radio shows, starring in Marks and Spencers adverts with famous footballers and touring with John Bishop. Follow Ray online, go see him live and watch his YouTube special Buy tickets to my Edinburgh Fringe show - Ralpha Male Send me an anonymous message - Right here...

Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3 Ralph and Phil talk about the Fringe hostage situation at Ralph’s show, Phil’s hilarious Fringe show and messing with his audiences, crazy stories from the Frog and Bucket comedy club in Manchester and living the real life Banshees of Inisherin storyline.  Follow Phil online, go see him live and watch his YouTube special Buy tickets to my Edinburgh Fring...