THE BOBBY SAUCE SHOW

This a full live read of my speech from The Great Northwest Awakening. I slang some jokes, talk personal excellence and deliver my full speech plus some extra zaps at the end. This one is the purest of fire and I put my whole heart into it. You'll laugh and hopefully be inspired. Enjoy.

On this wild ride of an ep, I cover everything from corn cobs being nature's pen15 to 7-Eleven shedded-on, coffee breath, scratch off ticket flavored bananas and everything in between. We talk about microinfluencers and supposedly independent voices in the political commentary industry and we pop a few balloon knots with alien factoids. It's a wild ride, come get clapped.

I'm drenched in so much plan right now, gang. Say a couple real things that actually occurred and people go haywire. I started by trying to explain how we can stay focused and hold our leaders accountable, then we got into a hot bowl of so much plan, we all got covered in plan. We read the manual, we grabbed our raincoats and we got splattered with a bunch of plan.

I'm back in your dirtstar after a long hiatus. Standup comedy shows, speeches, traveling and witnessing the pure insanity online. It's been wild to see and it was nice to let the cheeks clap themselves for a while. Happy to be back though! We discuss Sound of Freedom, the division of the right and not holding leaders accountable, I take feedback from the audience and I zap a few jokes.

My honest reaction to ⁠Ron DeSantis⁠ announcing his run for President this evening on Twitter Spaces.

Thoughts on the conservatism, winning, religion, understanding and focus.

I clearly layout what I believe in the winning strategy in 2024. It's not about the man, it's about winning. That's it. I want to see our country win, this is my take right now. It may change, but this is what I see.

This ep is all about finding middle ground and how I think the right is losing the messaging, branding, outreach, youth and marketing game. We're missing s'much but I feel like our views are overwhelmingly right. We will see how the future plays, but finding some middle ground and common goals will be the only way we see anything accomplished. If you are unwilling to compromise in a deal,...

It's a big club and we ain't in it. We're all getting led around in a spiral into a crusty dumpster whirlpool while the dirt merchants laugh. We're always chasing our tail and getting served hot brown sangwheeches, divided from each other and clueless from the big picture. Instead of just disagreeing with those generally on our side, we're pitted against each other and distract...

Even if you don't have a mate, you're getting clapped this year. This ep goes deep into capitalism, the "junk fees" bill and even my opinions on Donnie v DeSanta Clause. Lots of noodling and getting heckled by sads on TikSnap. But it makes for good banter and that's showbiz baby.

Predictions for tomorrow's state of the dumpster fire, the reason BIG BLUE keeps gaslighting you and lessons on how they think you're too stupid to see their obvious strategy. They say you're a victim, you can't succeed and your only hope to level up is for Daddy Gov and specifically Daddy Dem to save you. They know that if they prey on your emotions and make you out to be a victim in need of a sa...

This ep stays a bit more calm than usual; starting out with how the information we see is largely filtered by dirt merchants with power and eventually evolving into my theories of how humans came to be, world history and why we exist. Gets very Ancient Sumerian IYKYK. Then we noodle around answering questions, tickling the browneye of TikSnap trolls and speaking to the people.

I watched the new video by Project Veritas tonight and proceeded to go on a 180 minute firestorm rant about our insane world. This ep is fiery but most peaceful with a side of hot jokes in the second half. It gets spicy and passionate and aGgReSsiVe but it needed to be said. There will likely be a handful of zaney clips that come from this one. Lots of "MAYBE, BILL" type moments.

Friday night reflections after the first week of the new year. Realizing how significant the inner dialogue is to how we do everything in life is a connection I haven't understood with such clarity. We see ourselves make decisions thousands of times per day, but I'm realizing that each of these decisions is directly tied to how we handle all other future decisions. We are watching how we behave. "...

It's totally mindblowing to me how people could actually be happy that their fellow citizens and business are being robbed for more cash by the long pen15 of the establishment.   It's off the rails, Bill!   Clowns running the asylum in 2023, I tell ya.

In this nearly three hour yellfest I break down how difficult is must be for the women of our world to navigate a society full of soggy, impossible burger style "men" that sit idly by while future and current generations get clapped. Must be rough out there as today's average man is a bag of spaghetti falling down the staircase of life. I talk about how we're all just watching the planet get clapp...

I think what we're witnessing is one of the most significant and impactful cultural inflection point in our lifetimes thus far. This episode goes incredibly deep to explain exactly how those at the very top control culture and business by purchasing silence and elevating subservience. From actors, musicians, athletes and titans of industry down to the common man. I also touch on a hotly debated mo...

This episode goes EXTREMELY deep into the greater picture of our world and the mechanism that runs and controls it. This is 90 minutes of pure, deep, global zapping that tries to show a light on how the world runs and how our modern day calamity fits into it. This layout of what's happening will hopefully help you make sense of the fashion scandal, Balenciaga, Ye, our current politricks and the re...

You heard it here first, I've been revealed to be an upside down garb state operative secretly turning on everything I've been saying for 2 years. It's all an act! I've been zapped. I talk about the hotly contested Donnie vs. DeSanta situation and give you my best take, hopefully for the last time, I tell you how my account came to be and what I care about. I discuss my upcoming comedy shows and h...

BEEF takes the lead.

It's trash day in 'Murica. The full live coverage as the night played out. Part 1 of 2.

We're only one sleep away from a bLuE tSuNaMi guys, get out there and choose FETTERBEEF because Billie Eyelash said so. He's cute guys! Choose BEEF. In this 2 hour hot garb salad I absolutely lose my mind. We discuss what's really happening in the midblobs tomorrow, who's really in control, how the demons are controlled and sell themselves to the darkness for goodboy points. This ep is reminiscent...

Tuesday is a big day for voices to be heard, while the world continues to spin into a flaming dumpster rolling down a hill into a trash compactor. I wonder if this widespread clapping is enough for people to realize we need a change. Big names are up for big positions and I hope we see the change we're looking for. Pure clownery reigns supreme in our modern world and hopefully people understand th...

In this 90-minute livestream I do my absolute best to break down what the midterms really mean, why we should care about them, how we get involved to improve our world and why I think this moment is so crucial that it requires your contribution. This one gets incredibly deep and detailed but I think is one of my best long-form speeches to date.

There is no greater example of how unintelligent they think you are than the merchants of darkness encouraging you to choose John Fetterbean. They think you're unaware and they're banking on it. They want you to choose a person incapable of representing you so they can prop up another empty candidate and push their agenda through. The mid-clams are only a few days away and I sincerely hope people...