The Bite

This week on The Bite! Another beloved childhood character got a facelift, the Swifties are literally buying garbage, and Aotearoa New Zealand has received their first Michelin stars. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! I dive in to the reflecting pool disaster in the US of A, Lionel Messi gets a gorgeous new statue, and I theorise about the connection between polyamory and 2000s romcoms. Hungry for more? I doubt it! But if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! We reach the first milestone in the history of The Bite Studios! DOUBLE DEEZYS! ALSO: Cousin-f*cking streamers and their AI litter traps, why we need to stop injecting protein into everything, and lastly, Bonnie Blue's latest performance art project. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! What I would do with a trillion dollars, why Jaws 4 has me all jazzed up, and college students are getting dumber; why sexy books could be the answer. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! I dive in to why your favourite artists are cancelling their shitty tours, how Vanilla Ice is the last man standing in the latest line of patriotic Americans, and how you can waste a ton of money getting nowhere on Tinder for Idiots (not the real name for legal purposes). Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! I dive in to why video gamers are addicted to masturbating, how to avoid getting too drunk at parties this winter, and how a possibly human-dog experimental hybrid gave me a heart attack. Hungry for more? Doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! My guide to buying dick pills on the internet, why a once great kiwi beverage is now a shadow of its former self, and what the AI nerds are up to with your favourite search engine. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! How my life was nearly destroyed by a sentient toilet, the crumbling facade of a beloved confectionery, and the effects of AI on the US education system. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! The dark descent of a once great sandwich chain, defecating with such intensity you lose your memories, and why smart glasses have enabled the modern day peeping Tom. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so FOLLOW @thebite_pod on socials!

This week on The Bite! How to know if you're being scammed by AI generated conservative instagram models, why pet food advertising is perverted, and footwear-based danger rankings of pub patrons. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

This week on The Bite! Anus-adjacent bullfighting injuries, how to speed run your favourite fringe religion, the controversial return of Kanye West, and why Pavlova is for cowards. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

This week on The Bite! National Geographic's "white men at house parties", why Doordash is shaming you, and how to avoid urinating on your own feet. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!