The Average Minute

Average and Whip break in the new studio setup, sit way too close to the camera and each other, and discuss many interesting topics. Probably there's a reference to being a gynecologist in India or something.

This is the lost episode we never uploaded. No idea what we talked about but the clips seem to indicate there was some Trump translation in there do there you go. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip talk about a bunch of stuff you don't don't care about and then all of the sudden the episode gets good. Not going to tell you when but you're gonna want to listen to the whole thing. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss the news of the world, updates on Average's health, life and death... it's a whole scene, man

Average and Whip come back from a long break and talk mostly about Average's general health, what is real sex, and the absolute worst day of Average's life to date

Average learns he's pretty fly for a white guy, Plays horrible shit on the jukebox, and really has nothing else to talk about. Whip was also there.

Average and Whip discuss the 4th of July, getting your prostate checked, getting bit by sketchy dogs and more. Who even knows. There's alcohol.

Average and Whip talk everything from hot chicks with gross cars, to last wishes. It probably all ties together. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss promotions at work, one on one basketball, a dramatic asymmetrical boob situation and more in this ultra riveting episode. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss a drunken holiday weekend in Havasu, Who they would trust to give them their memories back, and other super riveting topics. They cant all be winners

Average and Whip talk about stand up comedy because obviously they're experts. Also we find out that Average had a stuffed football companion that helped him through the developmental years. Y'all'r welcome

***DISCLAIMER - GET HIGH OR DRUNK BEFORE LISTENING*** Average and Whip get back from a 10 day vacation to Myrtle Beach and try to recall all of the stories, characters and copious notes that are hard to remember when you're wasted in the south. It's a whole scene

Who doesn't lick peanut butter off of a foot? Average and Whip discuss the advantages to a good foot, minor inconveniences that seem unthinkable today, and so much more

Average and Whip talk about everything on Earth being fake (Oh you still believe there's an Earth?) and get lost on several other completely riveting topics.

Average and Whip talk about manscaping, the gayest of all the horns, American BBQ in Japan and what even is Skibidi? It's almost like there's never a plan for these episodes

Average and Whip talk golf, porch geese, the Oak Island treasure and America. It all ties together somehow.

In this episode Average and Whip discuss everything from Getting hit on by a Native American tranny to aliens and parallel dimensions. Its a lot. Y'all'r welcome

Ever want to just sit and watch TV with Average and Whip? This episode is pretty much that. Normally when there's not much to talk about, we find something interesting to discuss. Yeah that didn't happen. Good luck

Ever want to get drunk with Average? Well, he starts this episode off already in the bag. Whip was also tying one on, you just cant hear it. We don't even know what we talked about. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip recap a great weekend in Mexico, and delve into many other areas of life such as Men's room etiquette. There's always a sniff. Y'all'r welcome.

Welcome to 2026. New year, same shitty podcast. Average and Whip talk about everything from alienating people to why buying gift cards as a gift is a bad move. We're back. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip welcome SRA Jordan Kessler (USAF) to the podcast. SRA Kessler tells us all about his adventures in the Airforce and attempts the BBC challenge. Apologies for the audio quality. 3 dudes, 2 mics. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip talk about everything from holiday traditions to the interconnectedness of every life choice and just how much different everything might be if different choices might have been made.

Average and Whip come back from the Thanksgiving holiday with a new lease on life... Or do they? What's it all mean? What's the point to any of it? Riveting...

Average and Whip come off a week in Vegas and need to go on a cleanse to get back to normal.