Average Johnson

The Average Minute

Comedy EN ↓ 152 episodes

We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.

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Average Johnson

Episodes

Episode #151 - I got bit by an inbred dog 10.07.2026 1:52:29

Average and Whip discuss the 4th of July, getting your prostate checked, getting bit by sketchy dogs and more. Who even knows. There's alcohol.

Episode #150 - Hot girls are gross 25.06.2026 1:45:56

Average and Whip talk everything from hot chicks with gross cars, to last wishes. It probably all ties together. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #149 - There was aggressive asymmetry 12.06.2026 1:44:14

Average and Whip discuss promotions at work, one on one basketball, a dramatic asymmetrical boob situation and more in this ultra riveting episode. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #148 - I'm straight, it's my butt that's gay 29.05.2026 1:32:15

Average and Whip discuss a drunken holiday weekend in Havasu, Who they would trust to give them their memories back, and other super riveting topics. They cant all be winners

Episode #147 - Who didn't have a f*ck football? 21.05.2026 1:26:01

Average and Whip talk about stand up comedy because obviously they're experts. Also we find out that Average had a stuffed football companion that helped him through the developmental years. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #146 - Wetter than an otter's pocket 08.05.2026 1:51:17

***DISCLAIMER - GET HIGH OR DRUNK BEFORE LISTENING*** Average and Whip get back from a 10 day vacation to Myrtle Beach and try to recall all of the stories, characters and copious notes that are hard to remember when you're wasted in the south. It's a whole scene

Episode #145 - Average is a gimp 17.04.2026 1:15:57

Who doesn't lick peanut butter off of a foot? Average and Whip discuss the advantages to a good foot, minor inconveniences that seem unthinkable today, and so much more

Episode #144 - Ribs and Nips 09.04.2026 1:28:13

Average and Whip talk about everything on Earth being fake (Oh you still believe there's an Earth?) and get lost on several other completely riveting topics.

Episode #143 - No Seppuku in America 22.03.2026 1:32:35

Average and Whip talk about manscaping, the gayest of all the horns, American BBQ in Japan and what even is Skibidi? It's almost like there's never a plan for these episodes

Episode #142 - What even is a porch goose? 28.02.2026 1:50:17

Average and Whip talk golf, porch geese, the Oak Island treasure and America. It all ties together somehow.

Episode #141 - Hello There 20.02.2026 1:33:59

In this episode Average and Whip discuss everything from Getting hit on by a Native American tranny to aliens and parallel dimensions. Its a lot. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #140 - Pandas aren't allowed to be Mexican 12.02.2026 2:04:55

Ever want to just sit and watch TV with Average and Whip? This episode is pretty much that. Normally when there's not much to talk about, we find something interesting to discuss. Yeah that didn't happen. Good luck

Episode #139 - It was a LOT of tequila 11.02.2026 1:38:16

Ever want to get drunk with Average? Well, he starts this episode off already in the bag. Whip was also tying one on, you just cant hear it. We don't even know what we talked about. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #138 - There's always a sniff 31.01.2026 1:40:07

Average and Whip recap a great weekend in Mexico, and delve into many other areas of life such as Men's room etiquette. There's always a sniff. Y'all'r welcome.

Episode #137 - You're not gonna be my friend 08.01.2026 1:29:29

Welcome to 2026. New year, same shitty podcast. Average and Whip talk about everything from alienating people to why buying gift cards as a gift is a bad move. We're back. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #135 - Cocks go all in 20.12.2025 1:57:33

Average and Whip welcome SRA Jordan Kessler (USAF) to the podcast. SRA Kessler tells us all about his adventures in the Airforce and attempts the BBC challenge. Apologies for the audio quality. 3 dudes, 2 mics. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #134 - Christmas in Gaza and the butterfly effect 14.12.2025 1:47:31

Average and Whip talk about everything from holiday traditions to the interconnectedness of every life choice and just how much different everything might be if different choices might have been made.

Episode #133 - The joys of Nihilism 06.12.2025 1:48:23

Average and Whip come back from the Thanksgiving holiday with a new lease on life... Or do they? What's it all mean? What's the point to any of it? Riveting...

Episode #132 - Bikram yoga with The Average Minute 16.11.2025 1:12:38

Average and Whip come off a week in Vegas and need to go on a cleanse to get back to normal.

Episode #131 - Making taxes sexy again 30.10.2025 1:14:36

In this episode, Average (Mario) and Whip (Luigi) delve into everything from having your parents narrate your sex life, to making taxes sexy again. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #130 - I'm not podcasting from the cuck chair 25.10.2025 1:29:10

Average and Whip discuss everything from Average's first time, to rooting for Canada in the World Series.

Episode #129 - I make a terrible judge 18.10.2025 1:55:21

Average and Whip are back from vacation. Who even knows what we talk about. All kinda stuff apparently. Opinions on everything. Y'all"r welcome

Episode #128 - RIP Jane Goodall 03.10.2025 1:18:07

Average and Whip discuss a whole lot of mostly current world happenings. Well, kinda. We love you in Chicago

Episode #127 - Ukrainian goat fat 26.09.2025 1:43:23

Two heebs walk into a podcast... yeah, thems just jokes. Whip and Average talk about everything from Ukraine, to fixing furniture, to The People's Court. It's riveting.

Episode #126 - Caked up gold miners in San Francisco 19.09.2025 1:15:40

Oh boy, we're back! Yeah we really have no agenda here. Y'all'r welcome.