The Amory Score

Did you think we forgot about you? We’re back. It’s time to talk about the Album with absolutely nothing to talk about.

We did it! We finished The Afterman and also, holy shit, Coheed released a new Album and we talked about that.

IT’S TIME!! The brand new format for The Amory Score is here as we stop taking years to do a single album and just knock one out every few months. Welcome back. We all need Mayo today.

THE BOOK IS DEAD WE ARE FREE This brings an end to this untenable “one song every 2-5 months” structrure we’ve been doing. Simply our schedules are a disaster. The episodes will be about the same distance apart but about full albums for the last couple.

MAYO DEFTINWOLF WAS IN HIS GLORY one more episode. and then we are free

We will finish this album this year. We will. No matter how bad this book gets, we will make it through, and together we will all stand on the other side as Coheed experts. But the trial doesn’t get easier.

We’re back and ready to tackle the worst combination of song and chapter we have yet seen on The Amory Score. Content Warnings for sexual assault and misogyny, even beyond the usual level of that stuff that comes from covering a story like The Amory Wars.

The Amory Score is back. At the rate of an old Newgrounds Cartoon we will drag ourselves over the finish line on this terrible book this year. It’s going to happen. Just you wait.

Hello! We recorded this episode in something resembling reasonable time and it has sat on my hard drive unedited for over a month. Classic Jackson. I accept all blame. Anyway, here’s the best song on the whole album.

Amory Scores are like busses. You wait months for one and then two come along at once. But in our defence we had no idea Coheed were going to drop a song today, let alone one as powerfully stupid and deserving of immeidiate attention as a sequel to Jessie’s Girl, that is also now a horror movie about how women do be crazy bro. Please, enjoy the bonus episode. You can follow Jackson and Molly on tw...

As suddenly as we disappear, we appear again to bring you another episode of The Amory Score. reading this book in chapters once every 4 months is a project that will kill both of us, but we do it for you, because we love you, and we love content.

Last time we convened it was February. Before the dawning of hell world. Apologies for the delay in episodes but seeing as Molly works in primary care, we weren’t going to force ourselves to read this terrible, terrible book in the middle of all this. But we have convened for now, and we shall return again in time unknown, where the black rainbow awaits us all.

This month we read chapter 4 of Year of the Black Rainbow, as well as dig into the lead single, Here We Are Juggernaut. It’s a bit of a lighter month after the feature length episode last time, but we do our best to bring the goods with the content we are given.

This month we are joined by our friend Hannah to talk about chapters 2 and 3 of the book Year of the Black Rainbow, the song Guns of Summer, and some special surprise bonus segments. Thank you so much to Hannah for being on, and I hope everyone listening enjoys the podcast it is truly a special one. You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our...

We’re back! Happy new fuckin’ year, it’s time for The Amory Score to return from the darkness to bring hope for the future!! And this time, we don’t just have an album to talk about, but a whole novel written by Claudio Sanchez and Peter David. It’s time to find out just what the hell is going on in Year of The Black Rainbow, as we wonder eternally: where oh where is Mayo? You can follow Jackson a...

To make up for the hell schedule this podcast has been on this year, we bring you a special extra long episode to finish the No World For Tomorrow season. We don’t know when we’ll be back with Year of the Black Rainbow, but when we are back we know we’ll at the very leasy have a novel to breakdown so the podcasts will go back to us analysing the content that exists, not speculating off an album fu...

The world’s most infrequent podcast returns!!! We’re so close to the end of this album now so maybe we’ll be able to read that book before 2050? Thank you all for your patience, we enjoy when we can record these but life makes it almost impossible to get find the opportunities to.

Hello everyone, you may have forgotten that we are still a podcast, and for that you will be forgiven, because with our lives being how they are it is all but impossible to find moments in our lives where we can record twenty minutes of audio into microphones about the work of the band Coheed and Cambria. But despite that, we press on, and we have another episode here for you today. This album off...

We were able to find some time last weekend to get an episode recorded! The hell period of scheduling continues but we will keep doing our best to bring episodes when we can. This week we’re listening to one of Coheed’s biggest power ballads. They are swinging for the fences tonight. You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website , from o...

Flashback to November when Molly and I were extremely excited about how fast this season of podcasts were going to go: that ended up not happening. Sorry for the delay, both of our personal lives are not in great situations right now so it’s extremely hard to find the time to record! I hope you enjoy this episode though, our other podcasts continue apace, and we’ll get another episode out to you a...

This week in The Amory Score we tackle one of the songs we have been waiting for since the beginning of this podcast as we come back to the beginning to visit an old, old friend. Also we’re a week late. Sorry. We try.

This week in The Amory Score we break down our takes on what we think The Hound (of Blood and Rank) is about and get into how the last comic fucked everyone’s understanding of the canon up. Such is the way of things when you are trying to deduce an entire space opera from extremely vague lyrics.

We reach Coheed and Cambria’s fourth album, No World For Tomorrow and find ourselves without a comic to guide us. Which means that things are going to be a little different here on our amory shore, with the episodes being much shorter but coming out more frequently as we’re recording two episodes in a session now. With no confirmed plot, we shall be analyzing the lyrics every week and doing our be...

For a transitory Amory Score, we are joined by our friend Hannah to talk about I Dissent, the Funny or Die parody song that Coheed and Cambria recorded, made out of excerpts from Antonin Scalia’s

The Amory Score returns for its final ride on the Good Apollo Part 1 train as we listen to the song The Final Cut and read The Final Issue and pass the final word on this nearly year long journey of wife murder. It’s been a long, long road. You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website , from our RSS , or on iTunes !